ID: 10377
Yo Momma
Yo momma is so stupid, she sat on the tv and watched the couch.
ID: 2699
Yo Momma
Yo momma so fat, she pulls up a chair to an all-u-can-eat buffet!
ID: 2270
Yo Momma
Yo moma's like a fine restaurant, she only takes deliveries in the rear.
ID: 1001
Yo Momma
Yo Momma's so fat, when she jumps in the ocean, people head for higher ground.
ID: 329
Yo Momma
Yo Mama is so fat, she went to buy a water bed and they put a blanket over the Altantic Ocean.
ID: 8484
Yo Momma
Yo momma is so fat, whenever she turns around--there goes another city.
Yo momma is so fat, whenever she sits down she lowers all the prices at wal-mart.
Yo momma is so fat, whenever she turns around it's your birthday.
Yo momma is so fat, NASA engineers mistook her for a new planet.
Yo momma is so fat, it takes 1000 years to design clothes for her
Yo momma is so fat, whenever she gets weighed she breaks the scale.
You're so fat, I wonder if it's because of yo momma.
ID: 7173
Yo Momma
Yo momma so stupid that she forgot where she parked her car in an empty parking lot!
ID: 1020
Yo Momma
Yo mama so old that when I told her to act her age, she died!
ID: 7274
Yo Momma
Yo momma is so dumb, she tried to fix breaking news!
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