ID: 8055
Yo Momma
Yo momma is so fat that she fell over and made the Grand Canyon!
ID: 920
Yo Momma
Yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale she screwed it to the bottom of the floor.
ID: 28
Yo Momma
Yo momma is so stupid, she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
ID: 17412
Yo Momma
Yo Momma is so old that when she farts, dust comes out!
ID: 165
Yo Momma
Yo Momma's so poor, I blew my nose, and she said, "Lord thank us, we have food!"
ID: 227
Yo Momma
Your mom is so fat her picture fell down.
ID: 4611
Yo Momma
Yo momma's so fat, she has to go on three weight loss systems.
ID: 133
Yo Momma
Yo momma so stupid she got hit by a parked car.
ID: 4451
Yo Momma
Yo momma's so fat that a car hit her and she turned around and said "Hey! Who threw that rock!"
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