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Yo Momma
Yo momma is so fat I had to take five trains, eight cars,
and twelve airplanes just to get around her!
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Yo Momma
Yo Momma is so ugly, that when she met the ugliest man on Earth, he shrieked in terror and jumped out the window.
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Yo Momma
yo-mamma is so fat shes fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Yo Momma
Miscellaneous yo mama jokes
Yo mama feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates!
Yo mama aint so bad...she would give you the hair off of her back!
Yo mama lips so big, Chap Stick had to invent a spray.
It took yo mama 10 tries to get her drivers license, she couldnt get used to the front seat!
Yo mama hips are so big, people set their drinks on them.
Yo mama hair so nappy she has to take Tylenol just to comb it.
Yo mama so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone.
Yo mama so wrinkled, she has to screw her hat on.
Yo mama twice the man you are.
Yo mama cross-eyed and watches TV in stereo.
Yo mama is missing a finger and can't count past nine.
Yo mama arms are so short, she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear.
Yo mama middle name is Rambo.
Yo mama in a wheelchair and says, "You ain't gonna puch me 'round no more."
Yo mama rouchy, the McDonalds she works in doesn't even serve Happy Meals.
Yo mama so stupid was born on Independence Day and can't remember her birthday.
Yo mama mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound.
Yo mama gums are so black she spits Yoo-hoo.
Yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.
I saw your mama at the freak show petting the world's largest turtle.
I saw your mama kicking a can down the street. I asked her what she was doing, and she said "Moving."
Yo mama teeth are so rotten, when she smiles they look like dice.
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Yo Momma
Yo momma so fat, when she takes a shower, her feet don't get wet!
ID: 7423
Yo Momma
Yo mama's so fat, she jumped on the arch and made it into the MacDonald's M.
ID: 5950
Yo Momma
Yo Momma is so fat that when she put on a yellow jacket kids tried to get on it to go to school because they thought it was a bus.
ID: 999
Yo Momma
Yo mama's so fat, her Inuit name is Denali!
ID: 163
Yo Momma
Yo Mama's so fat, she didn't have a birth certificate, she had a blueprint!
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