ID: 8712
Yo Momma
Yo momma so fat, she leaves stretch marks in the bath tub.
ID: 8930
Yo Momma
Yo momma'a so stupid she stopped at a stop sign and waited untill it changed to 'Go!'
ID: 11220
Yo Momma
Yo Momma is so fat, the only reason she wanted to go to space was to taste the Milky Way.
ID: 10795
Yo Momma
yo momma's so fat, her blood type is rocky road.
ID: 11084
Yo Momma
Yo Momma is so dumb everytime she hears a car horn she yells "Happy New Year!"
ID: 13620
Yo Momma
Yo momma so fat she needs a boomerang to put on her belt
ID: 17908
Yo Momma
Yo momma is so fat that when she rolled offa the bed, she rolled off BOTH sides.
Yo momma is so fat that when she jumped for joy, she got stuck.
Yo momma's teeth are so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter.
Yo momma's so fat that when she wears a red shirt all the kids go "koolaid! koolaid!"
Yo momma's so fat that when I swerved to miss her, I ran outta gas.
Yo momma's so fat that when I tried to drive around her, I had to stop and ask for directions.
Yo momma has so many chins that she keeps a bookmark in her mouth so she can remember where to stuff the food.
yo mama is so stupid she sat on the tv and watched the couch xD
Yo moma's like a baby she sucks everything in sight
Yo moma's got more chins than a Chinese phone book...?
yo momma so fat even dora couldn't explore her
ID: 14012
Yo Momma
Yo Momma so poor she found a ciagarette on the ground and said, "Honey, we got a fire tonight!"
ID: 13040
Yo Momma
Yo momma is so hairy that I thought she had herself in a headlock!
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