ID: 11900
Yo Momma
Yo momma's so fat that small things orbit her!
ID: 7965
Yo Momma
Your momma so old she sat next to Jesus in the 3rd grade
ID: 1004
Yo Momma
Yo mama is so fat, your family photos have to be shot from a plane.
ID: 5802
Yo Momma
Yo momma can be used as a weapon: she's so ugly, she'll blind house robbers!
ID: 163
Yo Momma
Yo Mama's so fat, she didn't have a birth certificate, she had a blueprint!
ID: 364
Yo Momma
Yo mama stinks so bad that when she puts on her 'Secret' deodorant it tells! ha ha :)
ID: 236
Yo Momma
Your momma so ugly when she went to the horse track people started placing bets on her.
ID: 272
Yo Momma
Yo mama is so stupid she couldn't even pass a blood test.
ID: 273
Yo Momma
Yo mama is so stupid she thinks these jokes are funny.
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