ID: 18083
Yo Momma
Yo momma so old she met a T Rex in pre-school.
ID: 11349
Yo Momma
Yo momma is so poor, she has never seen 50 cent--and ! ain't talkin about the rapper!
ID: 11997
Yo Momma
Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon.
Yo mama so tall she tripped in Michigan and hit her head in Florida.
ID: 11582
Yo Momma
Yo momma so fat she jumped of the Golden Gate bridge in San Fransisco and baptised England.
ID: 11462
Yo Momma
Yo momma is such a whore... She gets more ass than a toilet seat!
ID: 5075
Yo Momma
Yo momma is so stupid she threw butter out the window to see a butterfly.
ID: 7569
Yo Momma
Yo momma so dumb she got hit by a parked car!
ID: 10638
Yo Momma
Yo momma is like a radio station, everyone can turn her on.
ID: 12182
Yo Momma
Yo momma's so fat, when she tried to hijack a plane she couldn't fit through the door.
Yo momma's so stupid that when she tried to hijack a plane, she killed the driver, put it on auto pilot, and let it fly her straight into an army camp. The soldiers on the plane were laughing their testicles off.
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