ID: 16373
Yo Momma
Yo momma is so ugly she made a blind person cry!!
ID: 8440
Yo Momma
Yo momma so old, she still owes Moses a dollar.
ID: 4966
Yo Momma
Yo mama so fat people jog around her instead of the block, for a LONGER run!
ID: 5695
Yo Momma
Yo momma's so ugly, when she went to the house of mirrors, it collapsed.
ID: 4962
Yo Momma
Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!
ID: 7546
Yo Momma
yo mom is like a shotgun, one cock and shes ready to blow
ID: 4640
Yo Momma
Yo Momma so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has 2 jobs.
ID: 9079
Yo Momma
Yo momma's so fat, she sneezed and caused a hurricane!
ID: 8466
Yo Momma
yo mommo so stupid when she was drowning, she ate a Lifesaver.
Lifesaver is a candy.
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