ID: 16386
Yo Momma
Yo Momma so fat when she peed in China, she made the Yellow River!
ID: 1360
Yo Momma
What's the difference between yo mamma and a water buffalo?
About 20 pounds!
How do you even out the difference?
Either force feed the buffalo or shave your mom.
ID: 5067
Yo Momma
Yo momma is so poor, I asked her what was for dinner and she put her foot on the table and said "CORN!"
ID: 644
Yo Momma
Your mama so big that people walk around her for exercise.
ID: 1972
Yo Momma
Yo mama's so dumb, she drowned during the wave at the football stadium.
ID: 792
Yo Momma
Yo Momma so fat when she stepped on my dog's tail I had to change his name to "Beaver."
ID: 157
Yo Momma
Your momma is so poor I saw her kicking a cardboard box down the street and when I asked her what she was doing she said "Moving!"
ID: 778
Yo Momma
Yo mama's so fat when she steps on a scale, it reads "one at a time, please"!
ID: 1090
Yo Momma
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on a quarter, boogers came out of George Washington's nose.
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