ID: 11271
Yo Momma
Yo Momma's so poor she had to save up to pay attention!
ID: 16889
Yo Momma
I went for a 5 mile run today. 2 laps around yo mum!
ID: 11666
Yo Momma
Yo Momma so short, you can see her feet on her driving licence!
ID: 9689
Yo Momma
Yo momma ain't got no hands.
And yo dad ain't got no eyes.
Yo momma said i'm goona slap the shit out of you.
And yo daddy said i'd like to see that.
ID: 10313
Yo Momma
Yo momma is so dumb when she got locked in the matress king she slept on the floor
ID: 11899
Yo Momma
Yo momma's so stupid, when they said "Drinks are on the house!" She went and got a ladder.
ID: 11569
Yo Momma
Yo momma so fat, she saw a Snickers commercial on TV...it said "Hungry? Why wait?"...so she ate the TV.
ID: 11990
Yo Momma
Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.
Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends.
Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon.
Yo mama so stupid she told everyone that she was "illegitimate" because she couldn't read.
Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind.
Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl.
Yo mama so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes!
Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!
Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!
Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
Yo mama so stupid she took a cup to see Juice.
Yo mama so stupid that she sold the car for gas money.
Yo mama so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911"
Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo mama so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."
Yo mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.
Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.
Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.
Yo mama so stupid she called Dan Quayle for a spell check.
Yo mama so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.
Yo mama so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners.
Yo mama so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.
Yo mama so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
Yo mama so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean!
Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl.
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Yo mama so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!
Yo mama so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
Yo mama so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
Yo mama so stupid she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home.
Yo mama so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.
Yo mama so stupid she jumped out the window and went up.
Yo mama so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.
Yo mama so stupid that under "Education" on her job apllication, she put "Hooked on Phonics."
Yo mama so stupid she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house.
Yo mama so stupid she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes.
ID: 11376
Yo Momma
Yo momma is so fat, she wore an X-Files T-shirt and a helicopter landed on her.
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