ID: 11582
Yo Momma
Yo momma so fat she jumped of the Golden Gate bridge in San Fransisco and baptised England.
ID: 8942
Yo Momma
Yo momma's so ugly, she turned medusa to stone!
ID: 999
Yo Momma
Yo mama's so fat, her Inuit name is Denali!
ID: 4616
Yo Momma
Yo momma's so tall, she did a cartwheel and hit Jesus.
ID: 226
Yo Momma
Your Mom is so fat she rolled over a SuperNintendo and made 4 Game Boys.
ID: 4416
Yo Momma
Yo momma cooks so bad, your family prays after they eat!
ID: 1222
Yo Momma
Yo momma is so fat she has more chins than a chinese phone book!
ID: 1777
Yo Momma
Yo momma so fat, and you so poor, she stepped in your house and the tires popped.
ID: 5756
Yo Momma
Yo momma is like a brick. She's flat on all sides and gets laid all day.
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