ID: 233
Yo Momma
Your momma so ugly when she walked through the graveyard 2 men came after her with shovels.
ID: 10975
Yo Momma
Yo momma is so poor, that when I went to her house, a roach tripped me and a rat took my wallet.
ID: 1118
Yo Momma
Yo mama's so fat, she fell in love and broke it.
ID: 6402
Yo Momma
Yo mama's so funky, they closed the beaches for a week after she drained her bath water.
ID: 1456
Yo Momma
Yo mama so fat she's got a real horse on her polo shirt.
ID: 5052
Yo Momma
Yo mamma is such a redneck, when I look at her family tree, it goes straight up.
ID: 5068
Yo Momma
Yo momma is so fat when she sees a school bus go by, she says "STOP THAT TWINKY!!"
ID: 5756
Yo Momma
Yo momma is like a brick. She's flat on all sides and gets laid all day.
ID: 5802
Yo Momma
Yo momma can be used as a weapon: she's so ugly, she'll blind house robbers!
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