ID: 4721
Yo Momma
Your mama's so old, she farted and dust came out.
ID: 5287
Yo Momma
yo momma so fat she played pool with the planets!
ID: 5401
Yo Momma
yo momma so fat she has her own area code.
ID: 14540
Yo Momma
Yo momma is so dumb I told her to do an essay and she went and fucked a mexican...
ID: 14025
Yo Momma
Yo momma so old, she was at the afterparty when Moses brought down the Ten Commandments.
ID: 14858
Yo Momma
Yo momma's so stupid she tried to drown a fish.
ID: 16889
Yo Momma
I went for a 5 mile run today. 2 laps around yo mum!
ID: 12252
Yo Momma
Yo mamma is so poor, when I told her she eats dirt, she said to me,"No way, that stuff is for rich people!"
ID: 12188
Yo Momma
Yo mamma is so poor she has only got two channels on her T.V. : 'on' and 'off'.
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