ID: 1222
Yo Momma
Yo momma is so fat she has more chins than a chinese phone book!
ID: 157
Yo Momma
Your momma is so poor I saw her kicking a cardboard box down the street and when I asked her what she was doing she said "Moving!"
ID: 363
Yo Momma
Yo momma is so dumb that when she got locked in the grocery store she starved to death!
ID: 5377
Yo Momma
Yo momma so fat she went on a sea food diet - she see food and eat it.
ID: 4743
Yo Momma
Yo momma's so fat when she stepped on the scale she said, "Wow, that's my phone number!"
ID: 11345
Yo Momma
Yo Momma is so dumb, she was on her way to the airport and saw a sign that said, "Airport Left" so she turned around and went home
ID: 165
Yo Momma
Yo Momma's so poor, I blew my nose, and she said, "Lord thank us, we have food!"
ID: 8812
Yo Momma
Yo momma's like 7-11...
Cause she is open all day.
ID: 5026
Yo Momma
Yo mommas so old that when she was in school they didn't have history.
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