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Yo Momma
Yo momma is so hairy that I thought she had herself in a headlock!
ID: 4699
Yo Momma
Yo momma so fat, she makes Godzilla look like a pocket dragon.
ID: 1915
Yo Momma
Yo mama is so stupid that she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
ID: 5056
Yo Momma
Yo momma is so fat, she sat on a gamecube and made it into a gameboy advance.
ID: 1908
Yo Momma
Yo mamma so stupid she threw a clock out the window to see time fly.
ID: 2703
Yo Momma
Yo momma so fat, she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagen!
ID: 8235
Yo Momma
Q.) What kind of service has a two for one "Tuesday" special?
A.) Yo mama!!!
ID: 7546
Yo Momma
yo mom is like a shotgun, one cock and shes ready to blow
ID: 7486
Yo Momma
Yo Momma's So Fat...
When she crosses the border, they think she's tryin to smuggle the whole country.
When she was at the zoo the elephants were scared she might step on them.
She's what caused Mexico City to sink into the ground.
She sunk Atlantis.
She once found a whale hidden in her belly button.
When a plane has to make an emergancy landing they use her as a runway.
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