ID: 12052
Yo Momma
Yo mama's head so large she has to step into her shirts.
Yo mama head is so big it shows up on radar.
Yo mama's house is so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies!
Yo mama house so dirty she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside.
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles!
Yo mama teeth are so yellow she spits butter.
Yo mama's glasses so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving.
Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future.
Yo mama's house is so small that when she orders a large pizza she has to go outside to eat it.
Yo mama's house so small you have to go outside to change your mind.
ID: 12738
Yo Momma
Yo Momma smells so bad the skunk gave her his stripe.
ID: 11332
Yo Momma
Yo momma's breath smells so bad, her teeth packed up and left.
ID: 10263
Yo Momma
Yo Momma's like a cell phone: Free on nights and weekends!
ID: 11374
Yo Momma
Yo momma is so stupid, she thinks N*SYNC is where the dirty dishes are put.
ID: 11380
Yo Momma
Yo Momma is so ugly, she had to trick-or-treat over the phone.
ID: 11377
Yo Momma
Yo momma is so stupid, she got fired from an M&M factory for throwing away all the W's.
ID: 11425
Yo Momma
Your Mom's so old that she was alive when the Raiders had both eyes.
ID: 11479
Yo Momma
Yo Momma so hairy, she got afros around her nipples!
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