ID: 8341
Yo Momma
(This is from my friend, Mitchell. It was very funny at first when we first heard him say it at lunch, and I figured I would share it.)
Yo Momma's so fat, she ate a grenade and the explosion didn't even make it out!
ID: 5695
Yo Momma
Yo momma's so ugly, when she went to the house of mirrors, it collapsed.
ID: 4758
Yo Momma
Yo momma's so fat, she has more rolls than the bakery shop!
ID: 14067
Yo Momma
Yo momma so fat she sank Atlantis!
ID: 6837
Yo Momma
Yo mama's so skinny, when she wears striped PJ's there's only 2 stripes.
ID: 5052
Yo Momma
Yo mamma is such a redneck, when I look at her family tree, it goes straight up.
ID: 6375
Yo Momma
Yo Momma so small, she held up a sign that said "Don't spit, I can't swim."
ID: 641
Yo Momma
Yo momma is so fat, it takes 2 toilets to fit one cheek!
ID: 5303
Yo Momma
yo momma is so poor everytime someone rings the doorbell the toilet flushes
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