ID: 9360
Yo Momma
A son and a father are walking together in a sunday morning, chatting. They enter a park and pass by a big, fat man, on a bench, drooling in his sleep (with his mouth open) and a bag of potato chips on his lap. As they pass by him the son snickers, while the father sighs. They continue walking talking about many things. Eventually, a hot woman in a red dress passes by, the son looks at her with eyes of passion. The father looks at her too.
"Son, don't be fooled by a woman's good looks"
the son looks at his father, ready for a lesson.
"That's your mom 20 years ago"
then he sighs.
"That's your mom now", he says as he looks at the man on the bench.
ID: 2688
Yo Momma
Yo momma so fat, when she walks in front of the T.V., you miss 5 minutes of your show!
ID: 7007
Yo Momma
Yo Momma is so poor, I saw her walking down the street with one shoe, and I said, "Hey, you lost a shoe." And she said, "No, I found one."
ID: 5109
Yo Momma
Yo momma so dumb she took back the donut because it had a hole in it!
ID: 5410
Yo Momma
Here are some more for you...
Yo momma's so stupid she failed a survey.
Yo momma's so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping off a building and she got lost on the way down.
Yo momma's so stupid I saw her jumping up and down, and she said she forgot to shake the medicine before she took it.
Yo momma's so stupid she tried to drown a fish.
Yo momma's so stupid she got hit by a cup and told the police she was mugged.
That's all.
ID: 5108
Yo Momma
Yo momma is so fat. She has more ass than a donkey farm.
ID: 11317
Yo Momma
your mom is like paris hilton ... a dirty whore
ID: 14369
Yo Momma
Yo Momma's so stupid, that I told her to do the robot, and damn! Now R2-D2 got AIDS!
ID: 5073
Yo Momma
Yo mamma is so fat, she jumped up and got stuck in the sky.