ID: 8466
Yo Momma
yo mommo so stupid when she was drowning, she ate a Lifesaver.
Lifesaver is a candy.
ID: 11332
Yo Momma
Yo momma's breath smells so bad, her teeth packed up and left.
ID: 11216
Yo Momma
Yo mama is so stupid, on Halloween she looked ouside the window and said, "Oh, no!" and called the Ghost Busters.
ID: 9581
Yo Momma
Yo momma was so fat that when she went to do her daily running, her body was moving but she wasn't.
ID: 13088
Yo Momma
Yo mamma's so poor, she can't afford to go on welfare.
Yo mamma's so poor, she got thrown out of a homeless shelter.
Yo mamma's so poor, she tried to use food stamps on a gumball machine.
Yo mamma's so poor, a burgler broke into her house and left her some money.
ID: 17008
Yo Momma
- I told you to knock before you enter my room!
- Your mom.
ID: 13965
Yo Momma
Yo momma so ugly when i punch her she looks better than before.
ID: 17950
Yo Momma
yo mamma is so fat it takes 1111111111111111111111111999999999thousand belts to fit her waist
ID: 5766
Yo Momma
Yo momma so fat that when she went out dressed in green she got arrested for driving a tank.
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