ID: 16747
Yo Momma
Yo momma is so old, she has toys made in America.
ID: 6384
Yo Momma
Yo momma so fat she doesnt have dreams... she has MOTION PICTURES!
ID: 7965
Yo Momma
Your momma so old she sat next to Jesus in the 3rd grade
ID: 5410
Yo Momma
Here are some more for you...
Yo momma's so stupid she failed a survey.
Yo momma's so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping off a building and she got lost on the way down.
Yo momma's so stupid I saw her jumping up and down, and she said she forgot to shake the medicine before she took it.
Yo momma's so stupid she tried to drown a fish.
Yo momma's so stupid she got hit by a cup and told the police she was mugged.
That's all.
ID: 1777
Yo Momma
Yo momma so fat, and you so poor, she stepped in your house and the tires popped.
ID: 133
Yo Momma
Yo momma so stupid she got hit by a parked car.
ID: 1908
Yo Momma
Yo mamma so stupid she threw a clock out the window to see time fly.
ID: 2805
Yo Momma
Yo momma's so old, her memories are in black and white!
ID: 7422
Yo Momma
Yo mama's so short, she had 2 cuff her panties.
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