ID: 2242
Yo Momma
Yo momma's so fat, she plays hopscotch like this:
"Washington, California..."
ID: 8490
Yo Momma
Yo momma is so stupid, I told her Christmas was right around the corner - so she went looking for it.
ID: 17014
Yo Momma
See that X? That's your mum that is.
ID: 9188
Yo Momma
Yo momma so stupid she ties her shoes with spahgetti so she can eat and run.
ID: 5366
Yo Momma
yo momma so skinny she can hula-hoop with a cheerio.
ID: 7824
Yo Momma
Yo Momma so fat that when she went to school she had to sit next to everybody.
Yo Momma so fat, her belt size is Equator.
Yo Momma so fat, this guy was having sex with her, then rolled over twice and was still on her.
ID: 6883
Yo Momma
Your momma so white and ugly Michael Jackson took one glance and thought he was looking into a mirror!
ID: 4723
Yo Momma
Yo Momma is so fat she put on a red coat, walked outside, and everyone started yelling, "Kool-Aid, Kool-Aid"
ID: 8710
Yo Momma
Yo mama's so stupid, she walked into an antique shop and asked "What's New?"
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