YO MOMMA

ID: 10377

Yo Momma

Couch

Yo momma is so stupid, she sat on the tv and watched the couch.

ID: 2699

Yo Momma

Buffet

Yo momma so fat, she pulls up a chair to an all-u-can-eat buffet!

ID: 2270

Yo Momma

Restaurant

Yo moma's like a fine restaurant, she only takes deliveries in the rear.

ID: 1001

Yo Momma

Tsunami Mommy

Yo Momma's so fat, when she jumps in the ocean, people head for higher ground.

ID: 329

Yo Momma

So Fat...

Yo Mama is so fat, she went to buy a water bed and they put a blanket over the Altantic Ocean.

ID: 8484

Yo Momma

Yo Momma is So Fat

Yo momma is so fat, whenever she turns around--there goes another city.

Yo momma is so fat, whenever she sits down she lowers all the prices at wal-mart.

Yo momma is so fat, whenever she turns around it's your birthday.

Yo momma is so fat, NASA engineers mistook her for a new planet.

Yo momma is so fat, it takes 1000 years to design clothes for her

Yo momma is so fat, whenever she gets weighed she breaks the scale.

You're so fat, I wonder if it's because of yo momma.

ID: 7173

Yo Momma

So Stupid

Yo momma so stupid that she forgot where she parked her car in an empty parking lot!

ID: 1020

Yo Momma

Old

Yo mama so old that when I told her to act her age, she died!

ID: 7274

Yo Momma

News

Yo momma is so dumb, she tried to fix breaking news!

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