ID: 11606
Yo Momma
yo mommma is so skinny when she went to the strip club they used her as the pole!
ID: 17992
Yo Momma
Yo mama's so old her social security number is 1!
Yo mama's so old she flicked the switch when god said let there be light!
Yo mama's so old that when she was in school there was nohistory class!
Yo mama's so old she's in Jesus's yearbook!
Yo mama's so old her birth certificate says expired on it!
Yo mama's so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince!
Yo mama's so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper!
Yo mama's so old she ran track with dinosaurs!
Yo mama's so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals!
Yo mama's so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook!
Yo mama's so old she sat behind Jesus in the third grade!
Yo mama's so stupid when she saw the under 17 not admitted sign, she went home and got 16 friends!
Yo mama's so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes!
Yo mama's so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
Yo mama's so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!
Yo mama's so stupid that she sold the car for gas money!
Yo mama's so stupid she asked you "What is the number for911?"!
Yo mama's so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept!
Yo mama's so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."!
Yo mama's so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out!
ID: 9876
Yo Momma
Yo momma's so fat, when she walks she creates hurricanes.
ID: 11904
Yo Momma
She make Olympic sumo wrestlers look anorexic.
ID: 12176
Yo Momma
Yo momma's so fat, she fell off a donkey.
ID: 11997
Yo Momma
Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon.
Yo mama so tall she tripped in Michigan and hit her head in Florida.
ID: 9191
Yo Momma
Yo momma so bald, I can read her mind
ID: 11726
Yo Momma
Yo momma is so short when she falls of the curb it sounds like aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
ID: 10197
Yo Momma
Yo Mamma so stupid, she wanted to go on a roller coaster and looked at the height, and she was too tall.
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