REDNECK

ID: 15058

Redneck

School?

While visiting a relative in Chicago, a University of Alabama student went to a party where he met a very attractive co-ed. Attempting to strike up a conversation with her, he asked, "Where does you go to school?"

The co-ed, not at all impressed with his grammar or southern drawl, thought she would at least be polite and answer.

"Yale," she said.

Taking a deep breath, the UA student shouted, "I says, where does you go to school?"

ID: 10428

Redneck

#13 Redneck

You know you're a redneck if your bathroom towels are also your bathroom curtains.

ID: 8214

Redneck

You are a Redneck If... #5

You are a redneck if:

You like to brag you learned to fire a shotgun before you could walk.

ID: 10425

Redneck

#10 Redneck

You know you're a redneck if you have season tickets for the tractor pull.

ID: 10347

Redneck

#3 Redneck

You might be a redneck if you have orange road cones in your living room!

ID: 8210

Redneck

You are a Redneck If... #4

You are a redneck if:

Directions to your house include ''Turn off the paved road...''

ID: 10426

Redneck

#11 Redneck

You know you're a redneck if you would rather your son have his own hunting show than become a doctor.

ID: 10431

Redneck

#16 Redneck

You know you're a redneck if you paint your garage with a paintball gun.

ID: 10556

Redneck

How to Confuse a Redneck

How do you confuse a redneck

Ask him a question that is not about NASCAR.

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