ID: 10858
Redneck
You think "Going the extra mile" means using toothpaste.
You take a bar of soap to your local pool.
Your dentures have fillings.
Your idea of conservation is moving your Saturday night bath to every other Saturday night.
Your wife has ever burnt out an electric razor.
Your medical plan is not to get sick.
ID: 15779
Redneck
... you have an above-ground pool and you fish in it.
ID: 11035
Redneck
you've ever called the towtruck on yourself because you couldn't afford gas.
ID: 14330
Redneck
You might be a redneck if there is a four-wheeler parked in your bedroom.
ID: 12609
Redneck
Minners - Live bait.
Misrus - Married woman.
Nar - Opposite of wide.
Nayk - Your head sets on it.
Nup – No.
Orrel - Them hinges need orrel.
Ormy - What the sojers go in.
Pank - A light red color.
Parch - Sit out on the parch and watch the grass grow.
Petition - What separate the rooms.
Poke - A paper bag or sack.
Pokey - What the shurf and deppity puts crimnals in.
Salit - A green vegetable.
Puppet - What the preacher is in.
Purdy - She is purdy as a pitcher.
Purt near - Almost; he purt near caught that greased pig.
Rang - You wear it on your fanger.
Rut - That there tree sure has long ruts.
Rah cheer - I was born rah cheer in town.
ID: 10742
Redneck
You might be a redneck if your dog is in your bed more than your wife.
ID: 14327
Redneck
You might be a redneck if you eat cotton candy more than three times a week.
ID: 14331
Redneck
You might be a redneck if you think that "home security" means taking the front steps to your trailer with you when you leave the house.
ID: 10842
Redneck
You know you're a Redneck if.....
1. Your child's night-light is a neon beer sign.
2. The only running water in your house comes through the ceiling.
3. Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.
4. All your kids toys came free with a Happy Meal.
5. When you fill your car with gas, it's worth doubles.
6. You start a fight in a bar and your wife finishes it.
7. Your kids favourite bedtime story is "Curious George and the Electric fence"
8. You and your wife's family reunions are one and the same.
9. The Glamour Shots people give you your money back.
and last of all....
You know you're a redneck if
10.The FBI has more pictures of your family than you do.
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