ID: 15058
Redneck
While visiting a relative in Chicago, a University of Alabama student went to a party where he met a very attractive co-ed. Attempting to strike up a conversation with her, he asked, "Where does you go to school?"
The co-ed, not at all impressed with his grammar or southern drawl, thought she would at least be polite and answer.
"Yale," she said.
Taking a deep breath, the UA student shouted, "I says, where does you go to school?"
ID: 10428
Redneck
You know you're a redneck if your bathroom towels are also your bathroom curtains.
ID: 8214
Redneck
You are a redneck if:
You like to brag you learned to fire a shotgun before you could walk.
ID: 10425
Redneck
You know you're a redneck if you have season tickets for the tractor pull.
ID: 10347
Redneck
You might be a redneck if you have orange road cones in your living room!
ID: 8210
Redneck
You are a redneck if:
Directions to your house include ''Turn off the paved road...''
ID: 10426
Redneck
You know you're a redneck if you would rather your son have his own hunting show than become a doctor.
ID: 10431
Redneck
You know you're a redneck if you paint your garage with a paintball gun.
ID: 10556
Redneck
How do you confuse a redneck
Ask him a question that is not about NASCAR.
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