ID: 12582
Redneck
This hillbilly is traveling across Texas when a state policeman pulls him over.
"You got any I.D.?" the patrolman asked.
"'Bout what?" the hillbilly replied.
ID: 15778
Redneck
You might be a redneck if...
You think that John Deere Green, Ford Blue, and Primer Gray are the three primary colors.
ID: 10970
Redneck
If you met your wife on a hunting trip you just might be a redneck.
ID: 12610
Redneck
Rainch - A big cow farm.
Rat - Do it rat now!
Rench - Rench the soap yourself.
Roont - She plum roont her shoes.
Salary - A stringy vegetable.
Soardeens - Small canned fish.
Shar - A light rain.
Gully Worsher - A medium heavy rain.
Toad strangler - A heavy rain Sody.
Pop - A soft drink.
Sprang - Water out'n the ground.
Shurf - The Shurf put Clem in jail.
Storch - This here aprn has too much storch in it.
Skeered - that plumb skeered me to death.
Thanks - He shore thanks he's smart.
Tho - Tho me the ball.
Thoat - I shore got a sore thoat.
War - A bobbed war fance.
Worsh - Go worsh your face.
Warter - What you worsh your face in.
Yurp - A continent overseas.
ID: 13802
Redneck
You're probably a redneck if....................
During your wedding, when you kissed the bride, your John Deere hat fell off.
ID: 13271
Redneck
On the 12th day of Christmas my true love sent to me
12- Pack of Bud
11 Rasslin' Tickets
10 tins of Copenhagen
9 Years Probation
8 Holey vests
7 Kissing Cousins
6 Cans of Spam
5 Hunting Hounds
4 Mudgrip tyres
3 Shot Gun Shells
2 more Gaps in Teeth
And some parts to a Mustang GT
ID: 14295
Redneck
What breaks up a redneck orgy?
When mom and dad/uncle arrive home too soon.
ID: 10841
Redneck
You might be a redneck if you've ever bought a birthday present out of a vending machine.
ID: 14331
Redneck
You might be a redneck if you think that "home security" means taking the front steps to your trailer with you when you leave the house.
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