ID: 6377
Redneck
If your dog farts and YOU claim it... you might be a redneck.
ID: 14749
Redneck
If you use your rollaway tool box for your bedroom dresser.
If you are afraid to mow your lawn because you might find out where Grandma's been for the last two months.
ID: 15261
Redneck
If you think I'm a redneck tell that to my kids: Bobby Sue, Buck, Jim Bob, Bubba, Enus, Jed, Dwayne, Billy Bob, Clitus, Dale, Otis, Coy, Bo, Hattie, Cooter, Wade, Larlene, Clint, Delmont and Luther.
ID: 15103
Redneck
Your email address ends in "@over.yonder.com".
You have a bumper sticker on your truck that says "My other computer is a laptop".
You've ever doubled the value of your truck by installing a cellular phone.
Your spell checker knows words like, "Y'all", "Yonder" and "Reckon".
You've ever used a CD-ROM as a coaster to set your beer on.
Your laptop has a sticker on it that says "Protected by Smith & Wesson".
You've used jumper cables to wire your network.
Your wife said "either she or the computer had to go" and you still don't miss her.
You start all your emails with "Hey Bubba", or "Howdy Y'all".
ID: 15776
Redneck
...a seven course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack.
ID: 4168
Redneck
Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of bottles of Milby's.
The passenger, Bubba, said, "Lookey thar up ahead, Earl, it's a po-lice roadblock! We're gonna get busted fer drinkin' these here beers!!"
"Don't worry, Bubba," Earl said. "We'll just pull over and finish drinkin' these beers, peel off the label and stick it on our foreheads, and throw the bottles under the seat."
"What fer?" asked Bubba.
"Just let me do the talkin', OK?" said Earl.
Well, they finished their beers, threw the empty bottles under the seat and each put a label on their forehead.
When they reached the roadblock, the sheriff said, "You boys been drinkin'?"
"No sir," Earl said. "We're on the patch."
ID: 14333
Redneck
You might be a redneck if you constantly call the feed and seed store to see if the cat has had her kittens yet.
ID: 7064
Redneck
One time there was 2 rednecks Bob and John. They were best friends. Bob had just gone bankrupt so he asked John if he could move in with him. Now John didn't have a big house like Bob use to have but agreed to let him stay there till he got out of bankruptcy. The next day when Bob moved in, while at dinner Bob said: "John you know what?" John said:"What is it Bob?" "I thought my house was shitty. Then i came to yours."
ID: 15781
Redneck
...you've ever had to have a wrecker pull your car out of a pothole in your driveway.
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