REDNECK

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Redneck

Redneck Joke 3

You might be a redneck if your honeymoon was at the family farm.

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You Know You're a Redneck If 2

Local cops know you by your nickname.

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Family Tree

How do you know if a family tree is a redneck's?


The family tree goes straight down.

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Redneck

Redneck: Bar

You might be a redneck if your bar tab has page numbers.

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Redneck

Another Redneck Joke

If you name your kids after dead family pets you just might be a redneck!

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Wedding Ceremony

A couple are getting married in a big fancy church with all of the relatives and friends in attendance.
The priest is going through the nomal procedure and when he comes to the part "If anyone objects to the union of these two people in Holy Matrimony let them speak now or for ever hold their peace".
A redneck in the back row jumps up and hollers "I object, I am in love with her and she's carrying my baby!"
As the gathering gasps in surprise the redneck runs up the aisle, shoves the groom aside and rips off the brides veil.
After a moment of silence the redneck exclaims, "Hey you ain't my sister!"

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Redneck

Redneck: "home Security"

You might be a redneck if you think that "home security" means taking the front steps to your trailer with you when you leave the house.

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Redneck

You Might Be A Redneck If...

You might be a redneck if...

...your porch collapses and kills more than 3 dogs.

...you see your family reunion as a way to meet girls.

...you marry three times and still have the same in-laws.

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Redneck

Redneck: Married

You might be a redneck if you were married in a laundromat.

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