ID: 14329
Redneck
You might be a redneck if both you and your wife wore ponytails on your wedding day.
ID: 1206
Redneck
You might be a redneck if your baby's first words were, "Attention, K-mart shoppers!"
ID: 8336
Redneck
You are a redneck if:
you've ever had a family feud over a litter of coondogs.
ID: 8487
Redneck
You might be a redneck if your dad bought you a gallon of Pepto-Bismol for Christmas.
ID: 5981
Redneck
You have more than three first names.
You drove a monster truck to the prom.
You are marrying your brother-in-law.
You go out, get drunk, and come home with a tatoo of your momma's name.
Your last name is your first name spelled backwards
You are readiing these jokes!!!
ID: 10345
Redneck
You might be redneck if you've totaled every car you've owned.
ID: 7684
Redneck
You might be a redneck if when someone says: "Do you have any duct tape?" And you say: "I don't have any ducks on tapes but I've got some on my wall."
ID: 10425
Redneck
You know you're a redneck if you have season tickets for the tractor pull.
ID: 6406
Redneck
If the most common phrase in your house is "Somebody go jiggle the handle!"... you might be a redneck.
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