ID: 14971
Redneck
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ID: 11573
Redneck
Okay sooo.. I kinda stumbled across this "word" when I was actually at the sprint store with my x-boyfriend. He was talking about how he needed to get unlimited text messaging and I looked over with a very concerned look on my face and said, "Yardy Yar!" I believe everyone in the store was hysterical and looked at me as if I was some crazy redneck - it was hilarious.
If you don't get it,
it is supposed to sound like -
"You already are."
It's actually pretty dang funny if you say it out loud!! haha
ID: 14325
Redneck
You might be a redneck if you carry more than two extra tires in the back of your truck.
ID: 10938
Redneck
You've tried to quote Jeff Foxworthy and screwed it up.
You name your car the General Lee.
You see a sign that says "bridge out" and you try to jump it.
ID: 11039
Redneck
You might be a redneck if your swimsuit is your bra and underwear.
ID: 10860
Redneck
You know your a redneck if...
You tell your kids the facts of life and they interrupt you with corrections.
You've ever given your date flowers from a cemetery.
You proposed at Denny's.
The biggest compliment you got at your wedding was how cute your baby was.
You had a marriage license before you had a drivers license.
You've ever reused wedding invitations.
The last thing your ex-wife ever said to you was "It's me or them dogs."
If your wedding invitations ever said "same time same place."
At your wedding reception you put Alka-Seltzer in cheap wine to get "Champagne."
ID: 10937
Redneck
You might be a redneck if you think cauliflower is a phone dating service for flowers.
ID: 15775
Redneck
...you carried a fishing pole into Sea World.
ID: 12258
Redneck
Q: What do you call a redneck family reunion?
A: An orgy!
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