ID: 10283
Redneck
Two good ole boys down in Alabama were sitting around talking one afternoon over a cold beer...After a while the 1st guy says to the 2nd, "If'n I was to sneak over to your trailer Saturday & make love to your wife while you was off huntin', and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us kin?"
The 2nd guy crooked his head sideways for a minute, scratched his head, and squinted his eyes thinking real hard about the question. Finally, he says, "Well, I don't know about kin, but it sure would make us even."
ID: 14334
Redneck
You might be a redneck if your father-in-law said that you had no class, so you spit at him.
ID: 15047
Redneck
How many dicks can a redneck girl take at a time?
It depends on how many brothers she has.
ID: 15248
Redneck
Just before a new redneck had his first parachute jump, his sergeant reminded him, "Count to ten, and then pull the first rip cord. If it snarls, pull the second rip cord for your auxiliary chute. After you land, our truck will pick
you up."
The paratrooper took a deep breath and jumped. He counted to ten and pulled the first cord. Nothing happened.
He pulled the second cord. Again, nothing happened.
As he plummeted to the ground, he said to himself, "I'll bet that truck won't be there either!"
ID: 10492
Redneck
You might be a redneck if you ride the electric floorbuffer and mistake it for your wife!!
ID: 15772
Redneck
...you have every episode of Hee-Haw on tape.
ID: 8310
Redneck
You are a redneck if:
you have the same number of teeth as you have fingers.
ID: 15059
Redneck
Why do the Arkansas cheerleaders wear bibs?
To keep the tobacco juice off their uniforms.
ID: 10816
Redneck
"Rusty Bed Spings" by I.P Nitely
"Fell off a Cliff" By Ilene Dover
"Bounce of a Brick Wall" by Rick O'Shey
"Mini Skirts" by Seymour Buttz
"Race to the Outhouse" By Willie Makit"
and last but not least
"Guide to One Night Stands" by Juan Teboneya"
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