REDNECK

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Redneck

You Know You're a Redneck If 4

Your mother does not remove the Marlboro from her mouth before telling the state patrolman to kiss her ass.

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Redneck

Redneck: Bar

You might be a redneck if your bar tab has page numbers.

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Redneck

Redneck Compliments

Redneck Compliments


- Cute as a sack full of puppies.

- If things get any better, I may have to hire someone to help me enjoy it.

- Gooder than grits.

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Redneck

Nascar For Dummies Book

Chapters In The "Nascar For Dummies" Book: How To Read

It's Impossible to Own Too Much Dale Earnhardt Memorabilia

Jumpin', Hollerin' & Other Ways to Make Sure Your Favorite Driver Sees You When He Goes By at 230 Miles An Hour

Roll Down Yer Winder First, *Then* Spit

So You Wanna Be A Crew Chief? Remember - Righty-Tighty, Lefty-Loosy

Better Places to Put the Grill Than Next to the Winnebago's Propane Tank

Brakes Are For Sissies

Advanced Technical Terms - "Yeeeehaww!" "Whoooodoggie!" and "Golldurn!"

How To Say "Dick Trickle" Without Snickering

Quick Prayers for Those Upside-Down Moments

How to Drive in a Circle 500 Times Without Getting Dizzy

Them Cars Are Fast - And LOUD!

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Redneck

You Know You Are in a Redneck Church When...

You Know You Are in a Redneck Church When...

People wonder, when Jesus fed the 5000, whether the two fish were bass or catfish.

Opening day of deer season is recognized as an official church holiday.

The choir group is known as the "OK Chorale".

Four generations of the same family sit together in worship.

Baptism is referred to as "branding".

People think "rapture" is when you lift something too heavy.

The final words of the benediction are, "Y'all come back now, yah hear?"

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Redneck

You Might be a REDNECK If...

...a seven course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack.

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Redneck

How Does a Redneck Take a Bubble Bath?

Q: How does a redneck take a bubble bath?

A: He farts in a puddle

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Redneck

Barbie Doll

Did you here about the new redneck Barbie doll?





It comes with twelve kids, aids, and a welfare check.

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Redneck

You are a Redneck If... #9

You are a redneck if:

Your shotgun is named after your girlfriend.

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