ID: 15058
Redneck
While visiting a relative in Chicago, a University of Alabama student went to a party where he met a very attractive co-ed. Attempting to strike up a conversation with her, he asked, "Where does you go to school?"
The co-ed, not at all impressed with his grammar or southern drawl, thought she would at least be polite and answer.
"Yale," she said.
Taking a deep breath, the UA student shouted, "I says, where does you go to school?"
ID: 8214
Redneck
You are a redneck if:
You like to brag you learned to fire a shotgun before you could walk.
ID: 2819
Redneck
A redneck couple had lived together in the backwoods for over fifty years. To celebrate their fiftieth anniversary, the man took her to a large city and they checked into a plush hotel.
The woman said to the bellman, "We refuse to settle for such a small room. No windows, no bed, and no air conditioning."
"But, madam," replied the bellman.
"Don't 'But madam' me," she continued. "You can't treat us like we're a couple of fools just because we don't travel much, and we've never been to the big city, and never spent the night at a hotel. I'm going to complain to the manager."
"Madam," the bellman said, "this isn't your room; this is the elevator!"
ID: 11333
Redneck
If you work without a shirt on, and so does your husband, you might be a redneck.
ID: 7917
Redneck
Once there was a redneck groom about to get married. As he puts on the beaver pelt suit, he is talking to his dad. "Hey Uncle Jim, I'm kind of worried. My fiance told me she's still a virgin."
"Why is that an issue?" the dad says.
"Well, if she isn't good enough for her family, why would she be good enough for ours?"
ID: 11112
Redneck
You Might Be a Redneck if you have a pond full of gasoline and a car wreck in the bottom of it.
ID: 6659
Redneck
A redneck taped toilet paper to his television.
He said, "Hey, lookie here, now we have free paper view!"
ID: 8334
Redneck
You are a redneck if:
you've shaved off your eyebrows and taped them to a little kid's back.
ID: 9299
Redneck
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