ID: 10657
Redneck
You might be a redneck if your honeymoon was at the family farm.
ID: 10844
Redneck
Local cops know you by your nickname.
ID: 13883
Redneck
How do you know if a family tree is a redneck's?
The family tree goes straight down.
ID: 14332
Redneck
You might be a redneck if your bar tab has page numbers.
ID: 10962
Redneck
If you name your kids after dead family pets you just might be a redneck!
ID: 13992
Redneck
A couple are getting married in a big fancy church with all of the relatives and friends in attendance.
The priest is going through the nomal procedure and when he comes to the part "If anyone objects to the union of these two people in Holy Matrimony let them speak now or for ever hold their peace".
A redneck in the back row jumps up and hollers "I object, I am in love with her and she's carrying my baby!"
As the gathering gasps in surprise the redneck runs up the aisle, shoves the groom aside and rips off the brides veil.
After a moment of silence the redneck exclaims, "Hey you ain't my sister!"
ID: 14331
Redneck
You might be a redneck if you think that "home security" means taking the front steps to your trailer with you when you leave the house.
ID: 10661
Redneck
You might be a redneck if...
...your porch collapses and kills more than 3 dogs.
...you see your family reunion as a way to meet girls.
...you marry three times and still have the same in-laws.
ID: 14326
Redneck
You might be a redneck if you were married in a laundromat.
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