ID: 8312
Redneck
You are a redneck if:
you've ever searched for gold in your grandpa's chest and had your fingers taken off by the booby trap within.
ID: 15794
Redneck
You might be a redneck if...
You're 42 and still have clowns come to your birthday party.
ID: 12258
Redneck
Q: What do you call a redneck family reunion?
A: An orgy!
ID: 12610
Redneck
Rainch - A big cow farm.
Rat - Do it rat now!
Rench - Rench the soap yourself.
Roont - She plum roont her shoes.
Salary - A stringy vegetable.
Soardeens - Small canned fish.
Shar - A light rain.
Gully Worsher - A medium heavy rain.
Toad strangler - A heavy rain Sody.
Pop - A soft drink.
Sprang - Water out'n the ground.
Shurf - The Shurf put Clem in jail.
Storch - This here aprn has too much storch in it.
Skeered - that plumb skeered me to death.
Thanks - He shore thanks he's smart.
Tho - Tho me the ball.
Thoat - I shore got a sore thoat.
War - A bobbed war fance.
Worsh - Go worsh your face.
Warter - What you worsh your face in.
Yurp - A continent overseas.
ID: 10938
Redneck
You've tried to quote Jeff Foxworthy and screwed it up.
You name your car the General Lee.
You see a sign that says "bridge out" and you try to jump it.
ID: 13467
Redneck
You know you are a redneck when you do not speak your first word until your 18th birthday and that word is WELFARE!.
ID: 15786
Redneck
...if you refer to the fifth grade as, "your senior year".
ID: 15767
Redneck
You might be a redneck if...
You are having marital problems because your wife never lets you win at arm wrestling.
ID: 10845
Redneck
You get homesick watching cops on TV.
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