ID: 10754
Redneck
You fart and you are proud of the smell
ID: 2677
Redneck
A young West Virginian girl wanted to go to college at UVA. But her father said "No way! You're going to By-God West Virginia Univ."
Well, she got her way and she went to UVA. The first semester went by, and she wrote home that she was getting married, to a man from Richmond, VA named Clarence. Her father said "I'll be damned if my daughter is marrying a man from Richmond, you're marrying a By-God West Virginian boy," so he sent his two sons to UVA to get their sister.
In a couple of days they returned. The confused father asked "Where is your sister?"
They replied "We were almost there Dad, but we got to this overpass with a sign that said 'Clarence 13'6'' so we turned around and drove the hell out of there!"
ID: 8336
Redneck
You are a redneck if:
you've ever had a family feud over a litter of coondogs.
ID: 8335
Redneck
You are a redneck if:
You've ever bought steel-toed boots, only to remove the steel to patch a hole in your trailer.
ID: 2514
Redneck
Q:What do you call a 500 pound Russian that can bend you like a bendy straw?
A:Sir
ID: 5070
Redneck
You know you're a redneck when you mow your lawn and find 10 cars.
ID: 1206
Redneck
You might be a redneck if your baby's first words were, "Attention, K-mart shoppers!"
ID: 15252
Redneck
Redneck Threats:
- I'll slap you so hard, your clothes will be outtalk style.
- This'll jar your preserves.
- Don't you be making' me open a can o' whoop-ass on yaw!
ID: 10657
Redneck
You might be a redneck if your honeymoon was at the family farm.
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