ID: 11038
Redneck
You might be a redneck if you wore a jumper to your prom.
ID: 10657
Redneck
You might be a redneck if your honeymoon was at the family farm.
ID: 10845
Redneck
You get homesick watching cops on TV.
ID: 12582
Redneck
This hillbilly is traveling across Texas when a state policeman pulls him over.
"You got any I.D.?" the patrolman asked.
"'Bout what?" the hillbilly replied.
ID: 10661
Redneck
You might be a redneck if...
...your porch collapses and kills more than 3 dogs.
...you see your family reunion as a way to meet girls.
...you marry three times and still have the same in-laws.
ID: 11333
Redneck
If you work without a shirt on, and so does your husband, you might be a redneck.
ID: 14332
Redneck
You might be a redneck if your bar tab has page numbers.
ID: 10841
Redneck
You might be a redneck if you've ever bought a birthday present out of a vending machine.
ID: 15248
Redneck
Just before a new redneck had his first parachute jump, his sergeant reminded him, "Count to ten, and then pull the first rip cord. If it snarls, pull the second rip cord for your auxiliary chute. After you land, our truck will pick
you up."
The paratrooper took a deep breath and jumped. He counted to ten and pulled the first cord. Nothing happened.
He pulled the second cord. Again, nothing happened.
As he plummeted to the ground, he said to himself, "I'll bet that truck won't be there either!"
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