ID: 15775
Redneck
...you carried a fishing pole into Sea World.
ID: 14330
Redneck
You might be a redneck if there is a four-wheeler parked in your bedroom.
ID: 11333
Redneck
If you work without a shirt on, and so does your husband, you might be a redneck.
ID: 10847
Redneck
Your parrot can say, "Open up, it's the police!"
ID: 13843
Redneck
You might be a redneck if at your wedding your tux has a sign on the back that says "sponsored by Bubba's Chicken and Waffles!"
ID: 14329
Redneck
You might be a redneck if both you and your wife wore ponytails on your wedding day.
ID: 10657
Redneck
You might be a redneck if your honeymoon was at the family farm.
ID: 11112
Redneck
You Might Be a Redneck if you have a pond full of gasoline and a car wreck in the bottom of it.
ID: 10938
Redneck
You've tried to quote Jeff Foxworthy and screwed it up.
You name your car the General Lee.
You see a sign that says "bridge out" and you try to jump it.