REDNECK

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Redneck

Dog Farts

If your dog farts and YOU claim it... you might be a redneck.

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Redneck

You are a Redneck If... #7

You Are A Redneck If:

You light a match in your bathroom and it blows your house off its wheels!

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Redneck

You Might Be...

You might be a redneck if when someone says: "Do you have any duct tape?" And you say: "I don't have any ducks on tapes but I've got some on my wall."

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Redneck

Pepto-Bismol

You might be a redneck if your dad bought you a gallon of Pepto-Bismol for Christmas.

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Redneck

You Know You're a Redneck

1. You know you're a redneck when you go out with your girlfriend and you don't realize she has her other boyfriend with her.

2. You know you're a redneck when you use a barstool as a walker.

3. You know you're a redneck when your mowing your lawn and you find a car.

4. You know you're a redneck when you fall asleep with one hand down your pants and a beer in the other hand.

ID: 10551

Redneck

2 Quick Ones

Where is the safest place to hide money from a redneck?

In his work boots!

How can you tell a redneck has been in your backyard?

Your bike is gone and the dog is pregnant!!

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Redneck

#3 Redneck

You might be a redneck if you have orange road cones in your living room!

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Redneck

Redneck Party

Recently, my redneck neighbors invited me to a party. Here was our conversation:

"Hey dude! Where are you man? We're having a great party over here. Why don't you come on over and join us?"

I replied, "Man, I'm not feeling so good. I think I'm gonna stay right here."

"Well, hey. What'cha got?" they asked.

"I got a case of diarrhea," I responded.

"Well heck, bring it along. These fools will drink anything!"

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Redneck

#13 Redneck

You know you're a redneck if your bathroom towels are also your bathroom curtains.

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