ID: 10847
Redneck
Your parrot can say, "Open up, it's the police!"
ID: 17708
Redneck
Battery Fucked Boodler's ass hard and soft yesterday! Maybe zat explains z growth in z population recently!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
ID: 10845
Redneck
You get homesick watching cops on TV.
ID: 12607
Redneck
Aig - What a hen lays.
Aints - He's got aints in his paints.
Paints - What cha put on your laigs of a morning.
Arn - Ma's tard of arnin.
Bag - He bagged her to marry him.
Bobbed - A bobbed wire fence.
Bresh - He had a bresh with the law, and the law won.
Bub - the light bub burned out.
Cheer - What you set in.
Crick - A small stream.
Clum - He sure clum that tree fastern any 'coon.
Chiny - country over in Asia.
Chuch duds - Sunday go-to-meetin clothes.
Core - He got hisself a new Ford core.
Cyow - Animal on Farm.
Deppity - He helps out the shurf..
Dribbed - He dribbed milk on his shirt.
Dainz - Satidy night social.
Ellum - A graceful tree.
Fanger - What you put your rang on.
Faince - Whats round the hawg lot.
ID: 14331
Redneck
You might be a redneck if you think that "home security" means taking the front steps to your trailer with you when you leave the house.
ID: 10742
Redneck
You might be a redneck if your dog is in your bed more than your wife.
ID: 15624
Redneck
You might be a redneck if . . . you have been married three times and you still have the same in-laws, You think TACO BELL is a Mexican Phone Company, Your house still has the
"WIDE LOAD" sign on the back, You think Possum is
"The Other White Meat", You hooked up with your present girlfriend as a result of a message on the wall of
the mens' room at the Flying J Truck Stop.
ID: 15255
Redneck
Redneck Compliments
- Cute as a sack full of puppies.
- If things get any better, I may have to hire someone to help me enjoy it.
- Gooder than grits.
ID: 10846
Redneck
Your mother does not remove the Marlboro from her mouth before telling the state patrolman to kiss her ass.
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