ID: 12582
Redneck
This hillbilly is traveling across Texas when a state policeman pulls him over.
"You got any I.D.?" the patrolman asked.
"'Bout what?" the hillbilly replied.
ID: 6398
Redneck
Billy Bob and Lester were talking one afternoon when Billy Bob told Lester, "Ya know, I reckon I'm about ready for a vacation. Only this year I'm gonna do it a little different. The last few years, I took your suggestions as to where to go. Three years ago you said to go to Hawaii. I went to Hawaii and Marie got pregnant. Then two years ago, you told me to go to the Bahamas, and Marie got pregnant again. Last year you suggested Tahiti and darned if Marie didn't get pregnant again!"
Lester asks Billy Bob, "So, what you gonna do this year that's different?"
Billy Bob says, "This year, I'm takin' Marie with me..."
ID: 10494
Redneck
You might be a redneck if you wear a tube top to a funeral!
ID: 1923
Redneck
How did the redneck die drinking milk?
The cow sat on him!
ID: 8249
Redneck
You Are A Redneck If:
You light a match in your bathroom and it blows your house off its wheels!
ID: 89
Redneck
What do you call 32 rednecks in a room? A full set of teeth!
ID: 8443
Redneck
You are a redneck if:
You've ever carved a gunstock out of a bedpost.
ID: 743
Redneck
You hear crack is illegal and you pull up your pants.
Someone yells "Hoe Down" at a dance and your wife falls to the floor.
You use newspapers for more than 3 uses in your home.
Your family tree is a wreath.
If your home is mobile but the 4 cars in your yard are not.
Your father gave you this advice, "If you can't keep it in your pants, at least keep it in the family."
The last thing relatives say before they die is, "Hey Ya'll! Watch this!"
ID: 6377
Redneck
If your dog farts and YOU claim it... you might be a redneck.
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