ID: 10432
Redneck
You might be a redneck if you've ever been fired for shooting spitballs.
ID: 10486
Redneck
You might be a redneck if you stare at the orange juice container because it says concentrate on it!
ID: 9421
Redneck
Q: How does a redneck take a bubble bath?
A: He farts in a puddle
ID: 10657
Redneck
You might be a redneck if your honeymoon was at the family farm.
ID: 8313
Redneck
You are a redneck if:
you won money of your dead grandpa by playing
poker with him.
ID: 5375
Redneck
How do you know if you're a redneck?
If you go to a cousin's wedding looking for a girlfriend.
ID: 6377
Redneck
If your dog farts and YOU claim it... you might be a redneck.
ID: 8336
Redneck
You are a redneck if:
you've ever had a family feud over a litter of coondogs.
ID: 6398
Redneck
Billy Bob and Lester were talking one afternoon when Billy Bob told Lester, "Ya know, I reckon I'm about ready for a vacation. Only this year I'm gonna do it a little different. The last few years, I took your suggestions as to where to go. Three years ago you said to go to Hawaii. I went to Hawaii and Marie got pregnant. Then two years ago, you told me to go to the Bahamas, and Marie got pregnant again. Last year you suggested Tahiti and darned if Marie didn't get pregnant again!"
Lester asks Billy Bob, "So, what you gonna do this year that's different?"
Billy Bob says, "This year, I'm takin' Marie with me..."
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