ID: 11039
Redneck
You might be a redneck if your swimsuit is your bra and underwear.
ID: 7917
Redneck
Once there was a redneck groom about to get married. As he puts on the beaver pelt suit, he is talking to his dad. "Hey Uncle Jim, I'm kind of worried. My fiance told me she's still a virgin."
"Why is that an issue?" the dad says.
"Well, if she isn't good enough for her family, why would she be good enough for ours?"
ID: 8214
Redneck
You are a redneck if:
You like to brag you learned to fire a shotgun before you could walk.
ID: 9761
Redneck
Redneck Christmas Shopping
You know you're a redneck when...
you go Christmas shopping for your mom, sister, and girlfriend and only come back with one gift.
ID: 8342
Redneck
You are a redneck if:
you've ever gotten a headache reading the newspaper.
ID: 10614
Redneck
You might be a redneck if your kids are named after the car they were made in.
ID: 10486
Redneck
You might be a redneck if you stare at the orange juice container because it says concentrate on it!
ID: 10431
Redneck
You know you're a redneck if you paint your garage with a paintball gun.
ID: 8209
Redneck
You are a redneck if:
Your mother has ammo on her Christmas list!
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