ID: 14332
Redneck
You might be a redneck if your bar tab has page numbers.
ID: 10849
Redneck
Your current wife was a bridesmaid at your first wedding.
ID: 15047
Redneck
How many dicks can a redneck girl take at a time?
It depends on how many brothers she has.
ID: 10754
Redneck
You fart and you are proud of the smell
ID: 10843
Redneck
You are a legal heir to a fireworks stand.
ID: 15793
Redneck
You might be a redneck if...
The lake has to be restocked after you take a bath.
ID: 12773
Redneck
Question:
What is a Kentucky Virgin?
Answer:
A really ugly seven year old girl who can run faster than her older brother.
ID: 12609
Redneck
Minners - Live bait.
Misrus - Married woman.
Nar - Opposite of wide.
Nayk - Your head sets on it.
Nup – No.
Orrel - Them hinges need orrel.
Ormy - What the sojers go in.
Pank - A light red color.
Parch - Sit out on the parch and watch the grass grow.
Petition - What separate the rooms.
Poke - A paper bag or sack.
Pokey - What the shurf and deppity puts crimnals in.
Salit - A green vegetable.
Puppet - What the preacher is in.
Purdy - She is purdy as a pitcher.
Purt near - Almost; he purt near caught that greased pig.
Rang - You wear it on your fanger.
Rut - That there tree sure has long ruts.
Rah cheer - I was born rah cheer in town.
ID: 10938
Redneck
You've tried to quote Jeff Foxworthy and screwed it up.
You name your car the General Lee.
You see a sign that says "bridge out" and you try to jump it.
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