ID: 15786
Redneck
...if you refer to the fifth grade as, "your senior year".
ID: 14332
Redneck
You might be a redneck if your bar tab has page numbers.
ID: 8207
Redneck
You're a redneck if:
The only thing you swing a bat at is a mailbox.
ID: 3532
Redneck
#1 rule of a redneck-
If duck tape don't fix it (doubt it), mount it on the wall instead.
ID: 15766
Redneck
You might be a redneck if...
You can remember every NASCAR driver and their car number but can't remember how old your children are.
ID: 92
Redneck
How do you know that the toothbrush was invented by a redneck?
If it was invented by anyone else they would have called it a "teethbrush".
ID: 90
Redneck
One day there were two men walking down a dirt path. One of them had a big potato sack over his shoulder. The other decided to ask what was in the sack.
When he asked, the man said, "I got me some chickens for dinner tonight. Mmm Mmm Mmm... Chicken sure sounds good tonight."
The other one wanted to know how many chickens were in the sack.
"Well, I'll tell you," replied the man, "If you can guess how many chickens I've got in this here sack I'll give them both to you."
ID: 14333
Redneck
You might be a redneck if you constantly call the feed and seed store to see if the cat has had her kittens yet.
ID: 15439
Redneck
How can you tell if a redneck is married?
There are tobacco stains on both sides of his pickup.
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