ID: 10816
Redneck
"Rusty Bed Spings" by I.P Nitely
"Fell off a Cliff" By Ilene Dover
"Bounce of a Brick Wall" by Rick O'Shey
"Mini Skirts" by Seymour Buttz
"Race to the Outhouse" By Willie Makit"
and last but not least
"Guide to One Night Stands" by Juan Teboneya"
ID: 9761
Redneck
Redneck Christmas Shopping
You know you're a redneck when...
you go Christmas shopping for your mom, sister, and girlfriend and only come back with one gift.
ID: 8312
Redneck
You are a redneck if:
you've ever searched for gold in your grandpa's chest and had your fingers taken off by the booby trap within.
ID: 7888
Redneck
Only a redneck visits a trailer park to look for home decorating ideas.
ID: 8311
Redneck
You are a redneck if:
you've ever killed someone over a "kick me" sign.
ID: 10430
Redneck
You might be a redneck if you've ever watched a tornado from a lawn chair.
ID: 9403
Redneck
You might be a redneck if your baby stroller consists of a potato sack and a wheelbarrow.
ID: 10551
Redneck
Where is the safest place to hide money from a redneck?
In his work boots!
How can you tell a redneck has been in your backyard?
Your bike is gone and the dog is pregnant!!
ID: 10348
Redneck
You might be a redneck if your toenail clippers say craftsman on the side!
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