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Redneck: Bar

You might be a redneck if your bar tab has page numbers.

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You Know You're a Redneck If 5

Your current wife was a bridesmaid at your first wedding.

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How Many

How many dicks can a redneck girl take at a time?

It depends on how many brothers she has.

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You Might be a Redneck If...

You fart and you are proud of the smell

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You Know You're a Redneck If 1.

You are a legal heir to a fireworks stand.

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Benny the Dip

You might be a redneck if...

The lake has to be restocked after you take a bath.

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What is a Kentucky Virgin?

Question:

What is a Kentucky Virgin?

Answer:

A really ugly seven year old girl who can run faster than her older brother.

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How to Talk Native Southern III

Minners - Live bait.
Misrus - Married woman.
Nar - Opposite of wide.
Nayk - Your head sets on it.
Nup – No.
Orrel - Them hinges need orrel.
Ormy - What the sojers go in.
Pank - A light red color.
Parch - Sit out on the parch and watch the grass grow.
Petition - What separate the rooms.
Poke - A paper bag or sack.
Pokey - What the shurf and deppity puts crimnals in.
Salit - A green vegetable.
Puppet - What the preacher is in.
Purdy - She is purdy as a pitcher.
Purt near - Almost; he purt near caught that greased pig.
Rang - You wear it on your fanger.
Rut - That there tree sure has long ruts.
Rah cheer - I was born rah cheer in town.

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You Might be a Redneck If...4

You've tried to quote Jeff Foxworthy and screwed it up.

You name your car the General Lee.

You see a sign that says "bridge out" and you try to jump it.

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