ID: 6659
Redneck
A redneck taped toilet paper to his television.
He said, "Hey, lookie here, now we have free paper view!"
ID: 10346
Redneck
You might be a redneck if you answer to more than one nickname.
ID: 9534
Redneck
After living in the remote wilderness of Kentucky all his life, an old hillbilly decided it was time to visit the big city. In one of the stores he picks up a mirror and looks in it. Not ever having seen one before, he remarked at the image staring back at him, "How about that! Here's a picture of my daddy."
He bought the 'picture', but on the way home he remembered his wife, Lizzy, didn't like his father.
So he hung it in the barn, and every morning before leaving for the fields, he would go there and look at it. Lizzy began to get suspicious of these many trips to the barn.
One day after her husband left, she searched the barn and found the mirror. As she looked into the glass, she fumed, "So that's the ugly bitch he's runnin' around with."
ID: 8195
Redneck
You might be a redneck if..... you went weeks without food or shelter just so you could have front row seats to a Brooks-n'-Dunn concert.
ID: 10614
Redneck
You might be a redneck if your kids are named after the car they were made in.
ID: 8209
Redneck
You are a redneck if:
Your mother has ammo on her Christmas list!
ID: 9322
Redneck
You are a redneck if:
You think the following is funny
You haven't read the joke "You are a Redneck If... #900".
ID: 10494
Redneck
You might be a redneck if you wear a tube top to a funeral!
ID: 10596
Redneck
You Might be a Redneck If you take your family to K-Mart to see a movie.
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