ID: 15789
Redneck
You might be a redneck if...
You have ever had to get up quickly in the morning in order to let the goat out before she dropped raisins on the kitchen floor.
ID: 8487
Redneck
You might be a redneck if your dad bought you a gallon of Pepto-Bismol for Christmas.
ID: 10425
Redneck
You know you're a redneck if you have season tickets for the tractor pull.
ID: 10614
Redneck
You might be a redneck if your kids are named after the car they were made in.
ID: 6659
Redneck
A redneck taped toilet paper to his television.
He said, "Hey, lookie here, now we have free paper view!"
ID: 9421
Redneck
Q: How does a redneck take a bubble bath?
A: He farts in a puddle
ID: 10843
Redneck
You are a legal heir to a fireworks stand.
ID: 10283
Redneck
Two good ole boys down in Alabama were sitting around talking one afternoon over a cold beer...After a while the 1st guy says to the 2nd, "If'n I was to sneak over to your trailer Saturday & make love to your wife while you was off huntin', and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us kin?"
The 2nd guy crooked his head sideways for a minute, scratched his head, and squinted his eyes thinking real hard about the question. Finally, he says, "Well, I don't know about kin, but it sure would make us even."
ID: 10492
Redneck
You might be a redneck if you ride the electric floorbuffer and mistake it for your wife!!
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