ID: 15784
Redneck
...your screen door has no screen.
ID: 14206
Redneck
90 percent of people in Idaho say, "Oh shit!" when in a car wreck, The other ten percent say, "Hold my beer and watch this shit!"
ID: 13802
Redneck
You're probably a redneck if....................
During your wedding, when you kissed the bride, your John Deere hat fell off.
ID: 14326
Redneck
You might be a redneck if you were married in a laundromat.
ID: 12258
Redneck
Q: What do you call a redneck family reunion?
A: An orgy!
ID: 13271
Redneck
On the 12th day of Christmas my true love sent to me
12- Pack of Bud
11 Rasslin' Tickets
10 tins of Copenhagen
9 Years Probation
8 Holey vests
7 Kissing Cousins
6 Cans of Spam
5 Hunting Hounds
4 Mudgrip tyres
3 Shot Gun Shells
2 more Gaps in Teeth
And some parts to a Mustang GT
ID: 11333
Redneck
If you work without a shirt on, and so does your husband, you might be a redneck.
ID: 10847
Redneck
Your parrot can say, "Open up, it's the police!"
ID: 13843
Redneck
You might be a redneck if at your wedding your tux has a sign on the back that says "sponsored by Bubba's Chicken and Waffles!"
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