ID: 15776
Redneck
...a seven course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack.
ID: 10848
Redneck
You used a cheat sheet during your hunter's safety test.
ID: 10985
Redneck
If you have more pets than relatives you just might be a redneck.
ID: 14330
Redneck
You might be a redneck if there is a four-wheeler parked in your bedroom.
ID: 10841
Redneck
You might be a redneck if you've ever bought a birthday present out of a vending machine.
ID: 10846
Redneck
Your mother does not remove the Marlboro from her mouth before telling the state patrolman to kiss her ass.
ID: 10970
Redneck
If you met your wife on a hunting trip you just might be a redneck.
ID: 14327
Redneck
You might be a redneck if you eat cotton candy more than three times a week.
ID: 10847
Redneck
Your parrot can say, "Open up, it's the police!"