ID: 10846
Redneck
Your mother does not remove the Marlboro from her mouth before telling the state patrolman to kiss her ass.
ID: 14332
Redneck
You might be a redneck if your bar tab has page numbers.
ID: 15255
Redneck
Redneck Compliments
- Cute as a sack full of puppies.
- If things get any better, I may have to hire someone to help me enjoy it.
- Gooder than grits.
ID: 14971
Redneck
Chapters In The "Nascar For Dummies" Book: How To Read
It's Impossible to Own Too Much Dale Earnhardt Memorabilia
Jumpin', Hollerin' & Other Ways to Make Sure Your Favorite Driver Sees You When He Goes By at 230 Miles An Hour
Roll Down Yer Winder First, *Then* Spit
So You Wanna Be A Crew Chief? Remember - Righty-Tighty, Lefty-Loosy
Better Places to Put the Grill Than Next to the Winnebago's Propane Tank
Brakes Are For Sissies
Advanced Technical Terms - "Yeeeehaww!" "Whoooodoggie!" and "Golldurn!"
How To Say "Dick Trickle" Without Snickering
Quick Prayers for Those Upside-Down Moments
How to Drive in a Circle 500 Times Without Getting Dizzy
Them Cars Are Fast - And LOUD!
ID: 15656
Redneck
You Know You Are in a Redneck Church When...
People wonder, when Jesus fed the 5000, whether the two fish were bass or catfish.
Opening day of deer season is recognized as an official church holiday.
The choir group is known as the "OK Chorale".
Four generations of the same family sit together in worship.
Baptism is referred to as "branding".
People think "rapture" is when you lift something too heavy.
The final words of the benediction are, "Y'all come back now, yah hear?"
ID: 15776
Redneck
...a seven course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack.
ID: 9421
Redneck
Q: How does a redneck take a bubble bath?
A: He farts in a puddle
ID: 5797
Redneck
Did you here about the new redneck Barbie doll?
It comes with twelve kids, aids, and a welfare check.
ID: 8309
Redneck
You are a redneck if:
Your shotgun is named after your girlfriend.
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