ID: 6489
Redneck
At the police station, Bubba explained to the police officer why his cousins shot him.
"Well," Bubba began, "We wuz havin' a good time drinking, when my cousin Ray picked up his shotgun and said, 'Hey, der ya fellows wanna go huntin'?'"
"And then what happened?" the officer interrupted.
"From what I remember," Bubba said, "I stood up and said, 'Sure, I'm game.'"
ID: 5070
Redneck
You know you're a redneck when you mow your lawn and find 10 cars.
ID: 17222
Redneck
This guy is walking along a dirt road when he stumbles upon a redneck lying on the ground with his ear in the dirt.
"Are you alright? What are you doing?" the man asks but gets no answer at all.
The redneck doesn't even acknowledge that he is there.
So after a while of silence the man asks again, "Can I help you sir?"
The redneck replies this time. "Ford pick-up truck, blue, 18 inch rims, two passengers, female driver."
"Wow! You can tell all that by listening to the ground!" the man says.
"NO" The redneck replies with a shocked look on his face "The bitch ran over me 10 minutes ago!"
ID: 15786
Redneck
...if you refer to the fifth grade as, "your senior year".
ID: 14332
Redneck
You might be a redneck if your bar tab has page numbers.
ID: 15793
Redneck
You might be a redneck if...
The lake has to be restocked after you take a bath.
ID: 15794
Redneck
You might be a redneck if...
You're 42 and still have clowns come to your birthday party.
ID: 15791
Redneck
You might be a redneck if...
Your gene pool doesn't have a "deep end."
ID: 15261
Redneck
If you think I'm a redneck tell that to my kids: Bobby Sue, Buck, Jim Bob, Bubba, Enus, Jed, Dwayne, Billy Bob, Clitus, Dale, Otis, Coy, Bo, Hattie, Cooter, Wade, Larlene, Clint, Delmont and Luther.
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