ID: 9403
Redneck
You might be a redneck if your baby stroller consists of a potato sack and a wheelbarrow.
ID: 15785
Redneck
...you cut the grass and find a Car.
ID: 15765
Redneck
You might be a redneck if...
The idea for the Budweiser frogs came from listening to you and your friends trying to read the label on the bottle.
ID: 15255
Redneck
Redneck Compliments
- Cute as a sack full of puppies.
- If things get any better, I may have to hire someone to help me enjoy it.
- Gooder than grits.
ID: 15789
Redneck
You might be a redneck if...
You have ever had to get up quickly in the morning in order to let the goat out before she dropped raisins on the kitchen floor.
ID: 15776
Redneck
...a seven course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack.
ID: 15795
Redneck
You might be a redneck if...
You can talk for more than 20 minutes on the difference between squirrel and rabbit stew.
ID: 17708
Redneck
Battery Fucked Boodler's ass hard and soft yesterday! Maybe zat explains z growth in z population recently!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
ID: 15779
Redneck
... you have an above-ground pool and you fish in it.
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