REDNECK

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Redneck

Capricorn

You might be a redneck if...

You have ever had to get up quickly in the morning in order to let the goat out before she dropped raisins on the kitchen floor.

ID: 8487

Redneck

Pepto-Bismol

You might be a redneck if your dad bought you a gallon of Pepto-Bismol for Christmas.

ID: 10425

Redneck

#10 Redneck

You know you're a redneck if you have season tickets for the tractor pull.

ID: 10614

Redneck

Redneck Joke

You might be a redneck if your kids are named after the car they were made in.

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Redneck

Paper TV

A redneck taped toilet paper to his television.

He said, "Hey, lookie here, now we have free paper view!"

ID: 9421

Redneck

How Does a Redneck Take a Bubble Bath?

Q: How does a redneck take a bubble bath?

A: He farts in a puddle

ID: 10843

Redneck

You Know You're a Redneck If 1.

You are a legal heir to a fireworks stand.

ID: 10283

Redneck

Hypothetical Question

Two good ole boys down in Alabama were sitting around talking one afternoon over a cold beer...After a while the 1st guy says to the 2nd, "If'n I was to sneak over to your trailer Saturday & make love to your wife while you was off huntin', and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us kin?"
The 2nd guy crooked his head sideways for a minute, scratched his head, and squinted his eyes thinking real hard about the question. Finally, he says, "Well, I don't know about kin, but it sure would make us even."

ID: 10492

Redneck

Floorbuffer

You might be a redneck if you ride the electric floorbuffer and mistake it for your wife!!

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