ID: 6377
Redneck
If your dog farts and YOU claim it... you might be a redneck.
ID: 8249
Redneck
You Are A Redneck If:
You light a match in your bathroom and it blows your house off its wheels!
ID: 7684
Redneck
You might be a redneck if when someone says: "Do you have any duct tape?" And you say: "I don't have any ducks on tapes but I've got some on my wall."
ID: 8487
Redneck
You might be a redneck if your dad bought you a gallon of Pepto-Bismol for Christmas.
ID: 6214
Redneck
1. You know you're a redneck when you go out with your girlfriend and you don't realize she has her other boyfriend with her.
2. You know you're a redneck when you use a barstool as a walker.
3. You know you're a redneck when your mowing your lawn and you find a car.
4. You know you're a redneck when you fall asleep with one hand down your pants and a beer in the other hand.
ID: 10551
Redneck
Where is the safest place to hide money from a redneck?
In his work boots!
How can you tell a redneck has been in your backyard?
Your bike is gone and the dog is pregnant!!
ID: 10347
Redneck
You might be a redneck if you have orange road cones in your living room!
ID: 6687
Redneck
Recently, my redneck neighbors invited me to a party. Here was our conversation:
"Hey dude! Where are you man? We're having a great party over here. Why don't you come on over and join us?"
I replied, "Man, I'm not feeling so good. I think I'm gonna stay right here."
"Well, hey. What'cha got?" they asked.
"I got a case of diarrhea," I responded.
"Well heck, bring it along. These fools will drink anything!"
ID: 10428
Redneck
You know you're a redneck if your bathroom towels are also your bathroom curtains.
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