ID: 10426
Redneck
You know you're a redneck if you would rather your son have his own hunting show than become a doctor.
ID: 14333
Redneck
You might be a redneck if you constantly call the feed and seed store to see if the cat has had her kittens yet.
ID: 10492
Redneck
You might be a redneck if you ride the electric floorbuffer and mistake it for your wife!!
ID: 10846
Redneck
Your mother does not remove the Marlboro from her mouth before telling the state patrolman to kiss her ass.
ID: 3532
Redneck
#1 rule of a redneck-
If duck tape don't fix it (doubt it), mount it on the wall instead.
ID: 10849
Redneck
Your current wife was a bridesmaid at your first wedding.
ID: 11039
Redneck
You might be a redneck if your swimsuit is your bra and underwear.
ID: 8418
Redneck
You might just be a redneck if your dad walks you to school because you are both in the same grade.
ID: 14327
Redneck
You might be a redneck if you eat cotton candy more than three times a week.
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