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ID: 7220

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Numbers

Why was six afraid of seven?

Because seven ate nine!

ID: 17339

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Second Meaning of Thompson

We all know the world war II games right?And they also have the Thompson gun which belongs to the Americans and British.

There is a 2nd meaning.

(Capital letters make for Thompson not just the beginning words.If you know what I mean)

Thompson means:Theories Having Oatmeal Mayhem.Prefers to Sadness because Oatmeal is Numb.

Capital letters are the letters of Thompson.

ID: 11923

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Thai Boxing

I gave up Thai boxing because I felt the Thais were getting fed up being put in boxes.

ID: 12028

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Juice

Drink apple juice, because O.J. will kill you.

(O.J. = Orange Juice)

ID: 11140

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Elephants

Why don't elephants smoke?

Their butts don't fit in the ash tray

ID: 11083

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Pot

A boy go to a girls house and notice her home is very messy and full of paper and clay pot and clothing all over. The boy tell her he bring some pot to her and she answer there is clay pot all over home.

ID: 11586

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Non-ink

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ID: 11094

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Carrots and Peas

Why did the kid like the bowl of carrots and peas?

Because he could eat every carrot and pea in the bowl.

ID: 11913

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Promotion

There I was, in my car, driving down the road, when my boss rang up and said, "We're making you Chief Area Salesman," and I swerved.
Ten minutes later, he called again, "You're now Deputy Area Manager," and I swerved again.
Another twenty minutes go by, and another phone call, "You're now Vice Chairman," and I swerved right off the road into a ditch.
When the police asked what had happened, I said, "I just careered off the road."

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