ID: 14899
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I was wondering why the frisbee kept getting larger.
Then it hit me...
ID: 12592
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A police detective was investigating a homicide. As he questioned the on-scene officer, he learned the body was that of a young woman.
The body was found with a bowl over her head and a spoon stuck in her back.
The on-scene officer asked what the detective thought had happened to the woman.
The detective responded, "I think it's obvious. A cereal killer got her!"
ID: 14158
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If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is on the outside?
K9P.
ID: 12695
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What do you call the planters guy beating up fruit spread?
Peanut battering jelly.
ID: 12947
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Q: What did one chart say to the other?
A: "My! You're awfully graphic!"
ID: 7301
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This Kentucky horse breeder had a filly that won every race in which she was entered. But as she got older she became very temperamental. He soon found that when he raced her in the evening, she would win handily, but when she raced during the day she would come in dead last. He consulted the top veterinarians and horse psychologists to no avail. He finally had to give up because it had become a real night mare.
ID: 50
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Did you know diarhea is part of your inheritence?
Ya, it flows in our genes.
ID: 13541
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"Operator? I'd like the number of the Scottish knitwear company in Woven."
"I can't find a town called 'Woven'? Are you sure?"
"Yes. That's what it says on the label - 'Woven in Scotland'."
ID: 5277
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Why don't skeletons ever play music at church?
Because they don't have any organs!
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