ID: 6221
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You know you're a redneck when your brand new tv is sitting on your old ones.
ID: 3615
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A musician who joined an orchestra on a cruise ship was having difficulty keeping time with the rest of the band.
Finally, the captain said, "Either you learn to keep time or I'll throw you overboard. . . . It's up to you, sync or swim."
ID: 246
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Several elderly nuns were in their second floor convent one night when a fire broke out.
They took their habits off, tied them together to make a rope, and climbed out the window.
After they were safely on the ground and out of the building, a news reporter came over to one of the nuns and said to her, "Weren't you afraid that the habits could have ripped or broken since they are old?"
The nun replied, "Nah, don't you know old habits are hard to break?"
ID: 8
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I went to a wedding the other day. Two antennas were getting married. It wasn't much of a wedding ceremony, but it was one heck of a reception!
ID: 3292
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How many ears did Davy Crockett have?
3 - His right ear, his left ear, and his wild front-ear.
ID: 4980
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I hear some rich guy wants to build a tavern at the top of Mount Everest. Talk about raising the bar high!
ID: 13985
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What do Gorillas Sleep on in fruit orchards?
Apricots.
ID: 5278
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What did the statue say to the other after a break-up and make-up?
I'm sorry I took you for granite. (granted)
hahahaha
ID: 2080
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A test-tube baby has a womb with a view.
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