PUNS

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Pancake Landing

On April Fools Day, a mother put a fire cracker under the pancakes.

She blew her stack.

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Operator?

"Operator? I'd like the number of the Scottish knitwear company in Woven."

"I can't find a town called 'Woven'? Are you sure?"

"Yes. That's what it says on the label - 'Woven in Scotland'."

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Middle Of The Road

When she told me I was average, she was just being mean.


Editor's note: Mean can mean both not nice but another definition is average.

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Punny!

1. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."

2. An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.

3. Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.

4. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.

5. A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replied, "I know you can't - I've cut off your arms!"

6. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.

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Inside, Outside

If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is on the outside?

K9P.

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What Do You Call...

What do you call 2 lesbians in a cupboard?

A: A liquor cabinet!

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Elephants

Why don't elephants smoke?

Their butts don't fit in the ash tray

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A Fairy

Once upon a time, there was a fairy called Nuff.

Fair enough.

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Rabbit

How do you catch a unique rabbit?


Unique up on it.

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