ID: 12651
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What did the bald man say when he was given a comb for his birthday?
"Oh, thank you! I'll never part with it!"
ID: 17213
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Take this quiz to see if you are an idiot or not. If you make just one single mistake, you are an idiot. Ready?
1.George Washington, who was born in 1732, was born in what year?
2.The second war of the world, known as the World War II, is known as what?
3.What is the answer to one hundred plus one hundred, given that one hundred plus one hundred is two hundred?
4.What punctuation mark is used after this sentence, which is a question mark?
5.This joke, who was written by xJOKERx, was written by who?
6.If an elephant is bigger than a mouse, is a mouse bigger than an elephant?
7.If this question has thirteen words, how many words does this question have?
8.If you are currently reading this joke, give one person who is currently reading this joke.
9.If the tortoise won his race against rabbit, am I right that rabbit won the race?
10.If you are now reading the tenth question in the Quiz For The Idiots, are you now reading the ninth?
I hope you did not make any mistake because if you did you are certified IDIOT!
ID: 14490
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What's the difference between the Library of Congress and the House of Representatives?
In the Library of Congress you're not allowed to lick the pages!
ID: 12971
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Have you heard about camping?
It's intense. (In tents!)
ID: 4942
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Wear tank tops and support your right to bare arms.
ID: 13988
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What happened when Ray Johnson fell off the Empire State Building?
Now everyone calls him x-ray.
ID: 12421
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Q: Why could Long John Silver never find an aspirin?
A: 'Cause his parrots ate them all.
ID: 8
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I went to a wedding the other day. Two antennas were getting married. It wasn't much of a wedding ceremony, but it was one heck of a reception!
ID: 2207
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A man went to his dentist because he has a strange feeling in his mouth. The dentist examines him and says, "That new upper plate I put in for you six months ago is eroding. What have you been eating?"
The man replies, "All I can think of is that about four months ago my wife made some asparagus and put some stuff on it that was delicious...Hollandaise sauce. I loved it so much I now put it on everything - meat, toast, fish, vegtables, everything."
"Well," says the dentist, "That's probably the problem. Hollandaise sauce is made with lots of lemon juice, which is highly corrosive. It has eaten away your upper plate. I'll make you a new plate, and this time use chrome."
"Why chrome?" asks the patient.
To which the dentist replies, "It's simple. Everyone knows that there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise!"
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