PUNS

ID: 12547

Puns

Welcome to America

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When young Jose, newly arrived in the United States, made his first trip to Yankee Stadium, there were no tickets left for sale. Touched by his disappointment, a friendly ticket salesman found him a perch near the American flag. Later, Jose wrote home enthusiastically about his experience. "And the Americans, they are so friendly!" he concluded.

"Before the game started, they all stood up and looked at me and sang, 'Jose, can you see?'"

ID: 14237

Puns

Frogs

A noted biologist, who had been studying little green frogs in a swamp, was stumped. The frog population, despite efforts at predator control, was declining at an alarming rate. A chemist at a nearby college came up with a solution: The frogs, due to a chemical change in the swamp water, simply couldn't stay coupled long enough to reproduce successfully. The chemist then brewed up a new adhesive to assist the frogs' togetherness, which included one part sodium. It seems the little green frogs needed some "monosodium glue to mate".

ID: 12624

Puns

Holy Donuts

Joseph, a rather religous man with a rather large sweet-tooth, had voleentered at the church bake sale. Business was booming, at least around noon, but by two o'clock, it was practically barren. While no one was looking he took a donut from the table.

On his way home he started to feel guilty. "It was just one donut," he told himself "just one dollar, thats all."

"But it was a dollar that the church should have." Another side told him. It continued this was for the rest of drive.

When he got home his wife was setting dinner on the table. It was a beatiful Sunday ham. After dinner she took out a heavenly fresh cherry pie. He refused to eat it. He couldnt even look at another pastry and simply ran up to bed.

It took him another hour to fall asleep. His mind was spinning.

The next day he woke up still feeling guilty. He wouldn't touch his wife's corn muffins, he didn't sneak pie when his wife wasnt looking, even the donuts in conference room B seemed to taunt him.

Again that night he took an hour to fall asleep.

By the next day he couldn't take it anymore on his lunch break he drove right for the church. He parked his car and went to the coffessional.

"Hello, my son" The priest said in an old wise voice. The man replied, "Good afternoon father, its been 48 hours since my last confection..."

ID: 11298

Puns

3 Complexes

A complex is a phobia.

A complex is a large building.

A complex is another word for complicated.

So if you have a phobia about complicated large buildings, you might be said to have a complex complex complex.

ID: 11586

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Non-ink

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ID: 11412

Puns

No Gnus is Good Gnus

There was a family of gnus, and one day, Mr Gnu went out to get some food but was ambushed and eaten by a pride of lions.

Next salute, a poacher shoots Mrs Gnu, leaving poor Baby Gnu to starve to death.

Well, that's the end of the gnus; here's the weather . . .

ID: 11400

Puns

Arithmetic

Q: What did one arithmetic book say to the other?

A: I have a lot of problems.

ID: 12422

Puns

Baker's Doesn't

Do bakers with a sense of humor bake wry bread?

ID: 12094

Puns

It is Inevitable

The three stages of sex in marriage:

Tri-weekly, Try-weekly, Try-weakly.

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