PUNS

ID: 13484

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Baskin Robins

One day two robins walked along the road, planning their day.
Robin #1:Oh my god, we totally have to get some bronzing oil!
Robin #2:Duh, I mean if are going to spend the whole day at the beach we totally have to!
That day while the robins were tanning on the beach a big bad fox came along. He took one look at them and said:
Fox:Mmmm, I love Baskin' Robins!

ID: 3416

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Lion Story

A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat. He came across two men. One was sitting under a tree reading a book; the other was typing away on his typewriter.

The lion quickly pounced on the man reading the book and devoured him. Even the king of the jungle knows that readers digest, and writers cramp.

ID: 802

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Dirty Joke

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A boy fell in a mud puddle.

ID: 7943

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Grizzly

What do you call a Grizzly with no teeth?

A gummy bear

ID: 10

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Rain

Joel: "How's the progress on new house that you are building Pete?"
Peter: "Things are really slow at the moment."
Joel: "Yeah, I guess all this rain would be putting a dampener on things..."

ID: 10620

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3 Legged Dog

One day a three legged dog walked into a bar.

He said, "I'm looking for the guy that shot my paw."

ID: 869

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Two Eskimos

Two Eskimos sitting in their boat were chilly; but when they lit a fire in the boat, it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.

ID: 785

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William Tell

It's a little known fact that William Tell and his son were avid bowlers as well as archery buffs. Unfortunately, all the league records were destroyed in a fire, so it may never be known for whom the Tells bowled.

ID: 14496

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The Marathon

Two fat men took part in a marathon.

One ran in short bursts, and the other ran in burst shorts.

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