ID: 17882
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Since workaholics are people addicted to work and chocaholics are people addicted to chocolate, are catholics people addicted to cats?
ID: 5268
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What is 4-2?
two.
What is 8-6?
two.
Who wrote Tom Sawyer?
Twain
Now say the answers altogether.
Two two Twain.
Have a nice twip!
ID: 10612
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?
Tyrannosaurus wrecks
ID: 6213
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Eminem/ M & M:
I don't like the rapper, but I like the candy inside the wrapper.
ID: 3676
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Two vultures board an airplane, each carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at them and says, "I'm sorry, gentlemen, only one carrion allowed per passenger."
ID: 5585
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What monster was created on April 1?
Pranken-stien
ID: 7925
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What did the sick pony say to its mother?
I'm a little hoarse.
ID: 3218
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A Chinese couple got married and were now known as Mr. Wong and Mrs. Wong. However, they didn't know why, but they couldn't have white children. So they went to the doctor to find out what the problem was, and they told him the story and the doctor replied, "Didn't you know?" "Two Wongs don't make a white!"
ID: 6265
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Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.
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