ID: 14726
Puns
On April Fools Day, a mother put a fire cracker under the pancakes.
She blew her stack.
ID: 13541
Puns
"Operator? I'd like the number of the Scottish knitwear company in Woven."
"I can't find a town called 'Woven'? Are you sure?"
"Yes. That's what it says on the label - 'Woven in Scotland'."
ID: 13369
Puns
When she told me I was average, she was just being mean.
Editor's note: Mean can mean both not nice but another definition is average.
ID: 11062
Puns
1. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."
2. An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.
3. Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.
4. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.
5. A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replied, "I know you can't - I've cut off your arms!"
6. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
ID: 14158
Puns
If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is on the outside?
K9P.
ID: 11087
Puns
What do you call 2 lesbians in a cupboard?
A: A liquor cabinet!
ID: 11140
Puns
Why don't elephants smoke?
Their butts don't fit in the ash tray
ID: 13361
Puns
Once upon a time, there was a fairy called Nuff.
Fair enough.
ID: 8176
Puns
How do you catch a unique rabbit?
Unique up on it.
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