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Q: What does the tooth fairy give for half a tooth?
A: Nothing. She wants the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth
ID: 3565
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The female skier Picabo Street (pronounced Peek-A-Boo)...
The famous Olympic skier Picabo Street is not just an athlete, she is a nurse. She currently works at the Intensive Care Unit of a large metropolitan hospital.
She is not permitted to answer the telephone, however, as it caused simply too much confusion when she would answer the phone and say,
"Picabo, ICU".
ID: 17339
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We all know the world war II games right?And they also have the Thompson gun which belongs to the Americans and British.
There is a 2nd meaning.
(Capital letters make for Thompson not just the beginning words.If you know what I mean)
Thompson means:Theories Having Oatmeal Mayhem.Prefers to Sadness because Oatmeal is Numb.
Capital letters are the letters of Thompson.
ID: 13484
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One day two robins walked along the road, planning their day.
Robin #1:Oh my god, we totally have to get some bronzing oil!
Robin #2:Duh, I mean if are going to spend the whole day at the beach we totally have to!
That day while the robins were tanning on the beach a big bad fox came along. He took one look at them and said:
Fox:Mmmm, I love Baskin' Robins!
ID: 13492
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-What do you call a dog in a submarine?
-A sub-woofer.
ID: 14497
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A fat woman and a slim woman were both smoking cigarettes; which one finished hers first?
The fat woman - she takes bigger draws.
ID: 13973
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Why should you look out for a pig that knows karate?
It might give you a pork chop!
ID: 13264
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What did one earthquake say to another?
Oops! My fault!
ID: 13494
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Our old friend Gladys attended church services one particular Sunday.
The sermon seemed to go on forever, and many in the congregation fell asleep.
After the service, to be social, she walked up to a very sleepy looking gentleman, in an attempt to revive him from his stupor, extended her hand in greeting, and said, "Hello, I'm Gladys Dunn," to which the gentleman replied, "You're not the only one!"
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