ID: 14909
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Why did the big knot give the little knot a time-out?
It was being knotty!
ID: 17109
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I was walking down the road and saw a sign which read, "SIDEWALK AHEAD CLOSED. PLEASE USE OTHER SIDE OF ROAD".
Oooh, it made me cross!
ID: 15306
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Why shouldn't you take a Pokemon in the shower with you?
Answer:
Because it'll Pikachu! (peek at you...)
ID: 14908
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Why did the tent agree to stand up all night?
He was roped into it!
ID: 15389
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If Henry IV were cloned, would he be Henry V, or Henry IV Jr. or,
would he be Henry IV Part II?
(Willy Wagstaff, more usually known as William Shakespeare)
ID: 14531
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A doctor one day was accidentally cut rather badly on the leg. He went to an operating theatre and started to stitch his own leg up, using a local anaesthetic.
While doing this, a colleague came into the room, and offered to help. The first doctor thanked him, but said he would carry on himself.
The second doctor said, "Ok, suture self!"
ID: 17213
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Take this quiz to see if you are an idiot or not. If you make just one single mistake, you are an idiot. Ready?
1.George Washington, who was born in 1732, was born in what year?
2.The second war of the world, known as the World War II, is known as what?
3.What is the answer to one hundred plus one hundred, given that one hundred plus one hundred is two hundred?
4.What punctuation mark is used after this sentence, which is a question mark?
5.This joke, who was written by xJOKERx, was written by who?
6.If an elephant is bigger than a mouse, is a mouse bigger than an elephant?
7.If this question has thirteen words, how many words does this question have?
8.If you are currently reading this joke, give one person who is currently reading this joke.
9.If the tortoise won his race against rabbit, am I right that rabbit won the race?
10.If you are now reading the tenth question in the Quiz For The Idiots, are you now reading the ninth?
I hope you did not make any mistake because if you did you are certified IDIOT!
ID: 15300
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When a girl needs advice, why can't her brother help her?
Because he can't be a brother and assist her too.
(And a sister too!)
ID: 13580
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