ID: 11083
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A boy go to a girls house and notice her home is very messy and full of paper and clay pot and clothing all over. The boy tell her he bring some pot to her and she answer there is clay pot all over home.
ID: 6265
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Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.
ID: 2082
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories.
After an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse.
"But why?" they asked, as they moved off.
"Because," he said, "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
ID: 45
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A polar bear walked into a bar and said
"Can I please have a gin and............................................tonic?"
The bartender replied "Sure, but why the large pause?"
"I don't know, I've always had them!"
ID: 2828
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Q. How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker had for Christmas?
A. He felt his presence!
ID: 605
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"Are you sure you don't want some Novocain?" asked the dentist.
"I'm sure," replied the maharishi. "I wish to transcend dental medication."
ID: 2081
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If a lawyer can be disbarred can a musician be denoted or a model deposed?
ID: 50
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Did you know diarhea is part of your inheritence?
Ya, it flows in our genes.
ID: 3506
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So there's this Wizard who worked in a factory. Everything was satisfactory except that certain miscreants, taking advantage of his good nature, would steal his parking spot.
This continued until he put up the following sign:
"This parking space belongs to the Wizard. ... Violators will be toad."
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