ID: 13368
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Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina. One went to Hollywood and became a famous actor. The other stayed behind in the cotton fields and never amounted to much.
The second one, naturally, became known as the lesser of two weevils.
ID: 11087
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What do you call 2 lesbians in a cupboard?
A: A liquor cabinet!
ID: 12914
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Two Arab fathers are showing each other their family photos. One shows the other a picture and says "This is my oldest, he is a martyr. This is my second oldest, he is also a martyr." The other Arab father just sighs and says "Ahh, they blow up so quickly these days!"
ID: 14158
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If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is on the outside?
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ID: 14113
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Why do you Drive on the Parkway but Park on the Driveway?
ID: 12211
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What did the tie say to the hat?
You go on a head, I'll just hang around.
ID: 12417
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Q: What did the older lightbulb say to the younger lightbulb?
A: You're too young to go out tonight.
ID: 13454
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My geometry tutor told me, "A six-sided polygon is called a hexagon, a five-sided one is called a pentagon."
"What about two sided ones?" I asked.
"They don't exist," was his response.
"I beg to differ! I think we should just let bi-gons be bi-gons."
ID: 12028
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Drink apple juice, because O.J. will kill you.
(O.J. = Orange Juice)
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