ID: 6265
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Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.
ID: 45
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A polar bear walked into a bar and said
"Can I please have a gin and............................................tonic?"
The bartender replied "Sure, but why the large pause?"
"I don't know, I've always had them!"
ID: 15309
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Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini.
The bartender asks, "Olive or twist?"
ID: 2082
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories.
After an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse.
"But why?" they asked, as they moved off.
"Because," he said, "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
ID: 701
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What happens when the smog clears over southern California?
UCLA
ID: 201
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Two buzzards were eating a dead clown. One said to the other, "Does this taste funny to you?"
ID: 5975
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Some common phrases that bees should know:
Are you are hipbee?
How comb?
Hive already finished.
ID: 10
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Joel: "How's the progress on new house that you are building Pete?"
Peter: "Things are really slow at the moment."
Joel: "Yeah, I guess all this rain would be putting a dampener on things..."
ID: 5585
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What monster was created on April 1?
Pranken-stien
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