ID: 7222
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There was a big moron and a little moron, sitting on a ledge. The big moron fell off. Why?
Because the little moron was a little more on.
ID: 15300
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When a girl needs advice, why can't her brother help her?
Because he can't be a brother and assist her too.
(And a sister too!)
ID: 10303
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A man's wife was in labor with their first child. Things were going pretty well when suddenly the man's wife began to shout, "Shouldn't, couldn't wouldn't, didn't, can't!!"
The man said,"Doctor, what's wrong with my wife?!"
The doctor replied, "Nothing. She's just having contractions."
ID: 10
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Joel: "How's the progress on new house that you are building Pete?"
Peter: "Things are really slow at the moment."
Joel: "Yeah, I guess all this rain would be putting a dampener on things..."
ID: 6663
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A young husband with an inferiority complex insisted he was just a little pebble on the beach.
The marriage counselor told him, "If you wish to save your marriage, you'd better be a little boulder."
ID: 5277
Puns
Why don't skeletons ever play music at church?
Because they don't have any organs!
ID: 6537
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What do you call a Spanish man with a rubber toe?
Answer: Roberto.
ID: 4588
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There was a congregation that decided to have four worship services each Sunday. There was one for those new to the faith. Another for those who liked traditional worship. One for those who had lost their faith and would like to get it back. And another for those who had a bad experience with church and were complaining about it. They have names for each of the services: "Finders, Keepers, Losers, Weepers."
ID: 7925
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What did the sick pony say to its mother?
I'm a little hoarse.
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