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ID: 13368

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The Boll Weevils

Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina. One went to Hollywood and became a famous actor. The other stayed behind in the cotton fields and never amounted to much.

The second one, naturally, became known as the lesser of two weevils.

ID: 11087

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What Do You Call...

What do you call 2 lesbians in a cupboard?

A: A liquor cabinet!

ID: 12914

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Two Arab Fathers

Two Arab fathers are showing each other their family photos. One shows the other a picture and says "This is my oldest, he is a martyr. This is my second oldest, he is also a martyr." The other Arab father just sighs and says "Ahh, they blow up so quickly these days!"

ID: 14158

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Inside, Outside

If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is on the outside?

K9P.

ID: 14113

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Driveway Parkway

Why do you Drive on the Parkway but Park on the Driveway?

ID: 12211

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A Tie and A Hat

What did the tie say to the hat?

You go on a head, I'll just hang around.

ID: 12417

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Going Out

Q: What did the older lightbulb say to the younger lightbulb?

A: You're too young to go out tonight.

ID: 13454

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Bygones

My geometry tutor told me, "A six-sided polygon is called a hexagon, a five-sided one is called a pentagon."
"What about two sided ones?" I asked.
"They don't exist," was his response.
"I beg to differ! I think we should just let bi-gons be bi-gons."

ID: 12028

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Juice

Drink apple juice, because O.J. will kill you.

(O.J. = Orange Juice)

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