ID: 10780
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Two Potatoes are standing on a street corner. How do you know which one is a hooker?
It's the one stamped I-da-Ho (Idaho potato)
ID: 7925
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What did the sick pony say to its mother?
I'm a little hoarse.
ID: 17374
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How many ADHD kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
It takes twenty se- hey, this is in the wrong category!
ID: 16379
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Teacher: Jackie, please use the word "climate" in a sentence
please.
Jackie: Sure, I have a cherry tree in my backyard, but my parents won't let me "climate"
Teacher: That's correct!
Teacher: Now, Luis use the word "arrest" in a sentence.
Luis: Sure, after running a mile I need "arrest"
ID: 15904
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What was the principal singer of nineteenth century opera called?
Pre-Madonna!
ID: 15649
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Fool me once shame on you
Fool me twice shame on me
Fool me thrice you are not nice
Fool me four times and I am gonna cap your sorry ass.
ID: 15229
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So I rang up my local swimming baths. I said "Is that the local swimming baths?"
He said, "It depends where you're calling from."
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Seems Paris Hilton is having visits from a speech therapist - she's having trouble finishing a sentence!
ID: 15831
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Sign outside a watch-maker's shop;
Watch batteries fitted.
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