PUNS

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Pokemon in the Shower

Why shouldn't you take a Pokemon in the shower with you?










Answer:

Because it'll Pikachu! (peek at you...)

ID: 3615

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Learn To Keep Time

A musician who joined an orchestra on a cruise ship was having difficulty keeping time with the rest of the band.

Finally, the captain said, "Either you learn to keep time or I'll throw you overboard. . . . It's up to you, sync or swim."

ID: 640

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Pirate Movie

Did you see that movie about the pirate?

It's rated Arrr!

ID: 3524

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Suggestion Box

Joe and Frank were in the office, and noticed that someone had put up a suggestion box with some 3x5 cards next to it. Both decided that this was a great idea, and each took a card to fill out.

Joe wrote, "The office workers should all be given raises!"

When he looked at Frank's card, it said "Can we all have raises, and keys to the executive washroom, and personal secretaries, and new company cars, and new coffee cups, and longer lunch breaks, and an extra three weeks vacation each year, and a holiday on St. Patrick's Day, and Columbus Day and Martin Luther King's Birthday?"

Joe said, "Frank, that isn't the right way of getting things changed around here - you shouldn't put all of your begs in one ask-it."

ID: 8089

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The Downfall of the World

It is obvious. The downfall of the world is here. It is 2005 and we have lived on this earth for ages. I suppose it is about time for the end.
Proof? You want proof? I have all the proof you will need:

They let Brittney Spears reproduce.

Ohh that poor poor child!!

ID: 2515

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Whats Black and White...

What's black and white and played all over?


Black and White (the computer game)

ID: 45

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Polar Bear

A polar bear walked into a bar and said
"Can I please have a gin and............................................tonic?"
The bartender replied "Sure, but why the large pause?"
"I don't know, I've always had them!"

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Still More Clinton

Why does President Clinton invite so many ladies into his private study?
He wants to show them his executive branch.

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Black Market Drugs

The FBI and the DEA are joining efforts and will be assigning some of their agents to a quasi-FBI/DEA enforcement team specifically targeting the illegal allergy pills sales that occur on the black market.

The agents will be called "Pseudo Feds."

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