ID: 17477
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A foot. (leg-end)
ID: 5939
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CAT 1- So how'd that milk drinking contest go?
CAT 2- Oh, I won by six laps.
ID: 4188
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I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him 50 bucks that he couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf.
"No," he said, "the steaks are too high."
ID: 6990
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Q: What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other?
A: Eileen.
Q: What do you call a boy with one foot in the door?
A: Justin.
Q: What do you call a girl who gambles?
A: Betty.
Q: What do you call a girl with one foot on either side of the river?
A: Bridget.
Q: What do you call a man with a spade on his head?
A: Doug.
Q: What do you call a girl with only one pants leg?
A: Jean.
Q: What do you call a man who's a talented painter?
A: Art.
Q: What do you call a man with a car on his head?
A: Jack.
Q: What do you call a lady in the distance?
A: Dot.
Q: What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?
A: Lily.
Q: What do you call a man with numbers down his front?
A: Bill.
Q: What do you call a man in a pile of leaves?
A: Russel.
Q: What do you call a man with a rabbit on his head?
A: Warren.
Q: What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?
A: Cliff.
Q: What do you call a man who steals a lot?
A: Robin.
ID: 2828
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Q. How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker had for Christmas?
A. He felt his presence!
ID: 2515
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What's black and white and played all over?
Black and White (the computer game)
ID: 1389
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What do you call a bear who's into gardening?
A Hairy Potter!
ID: 4588
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There was a congregation that decided to have four worship services each Sunday. There was one for those new to the faith. Another for those who liked traditional worship. One for those who had lost their faith and would like to get it back. And another for those who had a bad experience with church and were complaining about it. They have names for each of the services: "Finders, Keepers, Losers, Weepers."
ID: 6047
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FOREST WARDEN: "Which of you saw this rare tree get cut down?
CAMPER: "Only the chain saw."
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