PUNS

ID: 14717

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The Banker

A wealthy investor walked into a bank and said to the bank manager, "I would like to speak with Mr. Reginald Jones, whom I understand is a tried and trusted employee of yours."

The banker said, "Yes, he certainly was trusted, and he will be tried as soon as we catch him."

ID: 13974

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Movie Stars

Movie stars are a reel treat!

ID: 12422

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Baker's Doesn't

Do bakers with a sense of humor bake wry bread?

ID: 11094

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Carrots and Peas

Why did the kid like the bowl of carrots and peas?

Because he could eat every carrot and pea in the bowl.

ID: 12553

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A Priest

What do you call a black priest?
Holy Shit

ID: 11683

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Flakes

Girl 1: "This morning my dad gave me soap-flakes instead of corn flakes for breakfast!"

Girl 2: "I bet you were angry with him!"

Girl 1: "Angry?! I was foaming at the mouth!"

ID: 12104

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50 Cent

What was 50 Cent's daughter named?

Penny!

ID: 11458

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Hot New Book

101 Hot 'n' Spicy Meals by Tung Payne

ID: 11616

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The Birds

A sailor came home from his 5-year sea voyage, and had two bird-cages with him.

He holds them up, and says to his wife, "Do you want the parrot, or do you want the cockatoo?"

She replies, "I'll have the parrot, I've had a cockatoo while you were away!"

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