ID: 17356
Puns
Me and my friend were IMing and it was like this...
Me:BRB
Him: kake
Me:heh
Him:I LIKE KAKE
Me:i like 3.1415926535
Him:Pi >:0
ID: 15079
Puns
The Reverend Paul Fuzz was the pastor of a small congregation in a little town. One day, as he was walking down Main Street, he happened to notice a female member of his congregation sitting in the town bar, drinking. He felt this was very sinful and definitely not something a member of his congregation should do. He entered the bar and sat down next to the woman.
"Mrs. Thomson," the Reverend said sternly, "this is no place for a member of my congregation to be. Why don't you let me take you home?"
"Okay," slurred the very drunk woman.
When Mrs. Thomson stood up, she began to weave back and forth. Realizing she had had far too much to drink, the Reverend grabbed her arms to steady her. When he did, they both lost their balance and fell to the floor.
After rolling around for a few seconds, the Reverend ended up laying on top of her, her skirt hiked up to her waist.
The bartender looked over the bar and said, "Listen here, buddy, this isn't the place for that!"
The Reverend looked up at the bartender and said, "But you don't understand, I'm Pastor Fuzz."
The bartender nodded and said, "Oh hell, if you're in that far, I guess you may as well finish up!"
ID: 14726
Puns
On April Fools Day, a mother put a fire cracker under the pancakes.
She blew her stack.
ID: 15347
Puns
Astronomy is looking up.
ID: 15363
Puns
ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI!
ID: 15362
Puns
Disinformation is not as good as datinformation.
ID: 16394
Puns
Ryan: Hey Philip, what's that on your leg?
Philip: A shoe!
Ryan: Gesundheit!
Philip: No, you idiot, a shoe!
Ryan: No need to thank me, gesundheit!
ID: 14833
Puns
As the plane was flying low over hills near Athens, a lady asked the stewardess: "What's that stuff on those hills?"
"Just snow," replied the stewardess.
"That's what I thought," said the lady, "but this fellow in front of me said it was Greece."
ID: 15831
Puns
Sign outside a watch-maker's shop;
Watch batteries fitted.
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