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Why is Mississippi River unusual?
Because it has four eyes and can't see!
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What's the new name for the place where Bill Clinton does his business?
The Oral Office.
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Two buzzards were eating a dead clown. One said to the other, "Does this taste funny to you?"
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Q: What did one chart say to the other?
A: "My! You're awfully graphic!"
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Why shouldn't you take a Pokemon in the shower with you?
Answer:
Because it'll Pikachu! (peek at you...)
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My pal is addicted to brake fluid - but he says he can stop any time he wants.
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Why does Tommy run around the school track 98 times every day?
He has a run track mind.
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What was the principal singer of nineteenth century opera called?
Pre-Madonna!
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There was once a very smart horse.
Anything that was shown him, he mastered easily, until one day, his teachers tried to teach him about rectangular coordinates and he couldn't understand them. All the horse's acquaintances and friends tried to figure out what was the matter and couldn't.
Then a new guy looked at the problem and said, "Of course he can't do it. Why, you're putting Descartes before the horse!"
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