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How does the barber cut the moon's hair?
E-clipse it
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My geometry tutor told me, "A six-sided polygon is called a hexagon, a five-sided one is called a pentagon."
"What about two sided ones?" I asked.
"They don't exist," was his response.
"I beg to differ! I think we should just let bi-gons be bi-gons."
ID: 17253
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She was only a whisky maker's daughter, but he loved her still.
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In a recent review, The Weird Gamers rated popular game,
Grand Theft Auto IV 3.14 out of 10.
They said it was pirated.
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My pal is addicted to brake fluid - but he says he can stop any time he wants.
ID: 18184
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Band Class is the only class where you can blow it.
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Ryan: Hey Philip, what's that on your leg?
Philip: A shoe!
Ryan: Gesundheit!
Philip: No, you idiot, a shoe!
Ryan: No need to thank me, gesundheit!
ID: 17339
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We all know the world war II games right?And they also have the Thompson gun which belongs to the Americans and British.
There is a 2nd meaning.
(Capital letters make for Thompson not just the beginning words.If you know what I mean)
Thompson means:Theories Having Oatmeal Mayhem.Prefers to Sadness because Oatmeal is Numb.
Capital letters are the letters of Thompson.
ID: 18177
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One woman to another woman
Woman- Those firemen are hot.
Other Woman- Yeah they are nice looking.
Woman- No. I mean they just came out of that burning building. They're hot.
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