ID: 7027
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Q: What did the little chick say when his mom laid an orange?
A: Look at the orange-mama-lade!
ID: 8408
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While on a game show, Justins had to identify a number of sounds. When she heard this: *laughter then plop, plop, plop* she identified it correctly right away. What did she say?
An audience laughing it's head off
ID: 11140
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Why don't elephants smoke?
Their butts don't fit in the ash tray
ID: 6667
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Q: What's weirder than a talking dog?
A: A spelling bee!
ID: 6665
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A man was on a game show. He was on his final question; all he had to do was answer that question right, and he would win 1 million dollars!
The game show host said, "All right, for your final question: 'What are the names of three of Santa's reindeer?'"
The man grinned and said, "Dasher!"
The game show host said, "Correct!"
"Comet!"
"Correct! What is the last name?"
The man yelled, "Olive!"
The game show host was confused and said, "Why Olive?"
The contestent looked at him strangely and said, "Oh, don't you know? 'Olive, the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names...'"
ID: 6259
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What did the clock say to the wristwatch?
"I enjoyed tocking with you, but now you're starting to tick me off."
ID: 6265
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Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.
ID: 9040
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Q. What do you call a cow that gives chocolate milk?
A. An Utter Delight!
ID: 10239
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One day, a depressed crocodile decides to see his doctor about his problems. He says, "Doc, I'm not sure what's wrong with me. I don't feel like killing people anymore. I don't like attacking them, I don't like wrestling them in the water, and I definitely don't like eating them." The doctor goes over to his medicine cabinet, and pulls out several tiny blue pills. In amazement, the crocodile asks his doctor, "Doc, are those what I think they are?" The doctor replies, "Yes, I'm prescribing you some Viagra." Frustrated, the crocodile tells his doctor, "I'm not sure you understand -- have you been listening to a word I've said?" The doctor replies, "Of course I've been listening, you said you had a reptile dysfunction!"
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