ID: 11526
Puns
(to be read aloud)
'Twas in a restaurant they met
Romeo and Juliet
But Romeo couldn't pay the bill
So Romee-owed what Julie ate ("ett").
ID: 18176
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Two guys are eating a hamburger at a fast food place.
1st Guy- Does your hamburger taste funny?
2nd Guy- No just yours. Mine doesn't have a sense of humor.
ID: 15319
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What does the dentist of the year get?
..A little plaque.
ID: 15517
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Did you hear about the eyeglasses maker who moved his shop to an island off Alaska and is now known as an optical Aleutian?
ID: 15460
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America is a land of untold wealth.
- Internal Revenue Service.
ID: 15165
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With what kind of bread do elves make their sandwiches?
Shortbread!
ID: 14717
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A wealthy investor walked into a bank and said to the bank manager, "I would like to speak with Mr. Reginald Jones, whom I understand is a tried and trusted employee of yours."
The banker said, "Yes, he certainly was trusted, and he will be tried as soon as we catch him."
ID: 14844
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How does a sperm bank treat its donors?
On a first come, first serve basis.
ID: 3416
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A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat. He came across two men. One was sitting under a tree reading a book; the other was typing away on his typewriter.
The lion quickly pounced on the man reading the book and devoured him. Even the king of the jungle knows that readers digest, and writers cramp.
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