ID: 9734
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A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"
The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."
ID: 6421
Other / Misc
Why did the banana go to the doctors?
Because it wasn't peeling well
ID: 7183
Other / Misc
Why couldn't the glass fool anybody?
Because everybody could see right through him!
ID: 14091
Other / Misc
Babies are born without kneecaps. They don't appear until the child reaches 2 to 6 years old.
Butterflies taste with there feet.
Cats have over 100 vocal cords. Dogs have about 10.
February 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon.
In the last 4,000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.
ID: 14429
Other / Misc
If you think your life is bad, how would you like to be an egg?
You get laid once in life, you only get eatten once in life, It takes 4 min to get hard, but only 2 min. to get soft, you share your box with 11 other guys, but worst of all the only chick who ever sat on your face was your mother.
Pass this to someone who needs a good lay, sorry I mean day.
ID: 11401
Other / Misc
Once, I was walking along our road and saw a man who appeared to be very old and well-lived sitting in a rocking chair. Surely, I thought, this man had all the answers. So I asked, "How did you live to such a healthy old age?"
He said, "I do lots of drugs, eat lots of sugars and fats, I smoke, and I never exercise."
"Wow," I said, "how old are you again??"
"I'm 22."
ID: 11037
Other / Misc
What 3 words are in the name Amanda?
A, man, DUH!!
ID: 11284
Other / Misc
Whats faster than a speeding bullet, more powerfull than a locomotive, able to leap tall buildings and has a carpark?
Super market
ID: 10763
Other / Misc
A blind guy, a deaf guy, and an armless guy were in a cave. All of a sudden, a blind guy said he heard something, the deaf guy said he saw something, and the armless guy said "Let's kick his ass!"
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