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There are two kinds of people who don't say much: those who are quiet and those who talk a lot.
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Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn't have to do it himself.
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What's the difference between Beer Nuts and Deer Nuts?
Beer Nuts are $1, and Deer Nuts are always under a buck.
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Q)Why does a traffic light turn red?
A)You would to if you had to change in front of all those people.
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Just think, if it weren't for marriage,
men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.
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Q: What do you get when you cross the Atlantic Ocean with the Titanic?
A: Halfway.
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Q. Why don't witches like to ride their brooms when they're angry?
A. They're afraid of flying off the handle!
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The darkest hours come just before the dawn.
So if you're going to steal your neighbour's milk and newspaper, that's the time to do it.
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Isn't having a smoking section in a restaurant like having a peeing section in a swimming pool?
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