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The squirrel's eyes widened as he tried to move but froze when he realized........
He'd buried the wrong nuts!
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This was a Typo from Jack-in-the-Box
1. Come in for our new Chihuahua (Chibatta, Don't ask.)Sandwich.
2. Newspaper
Look ravished (ravishing) for your big day.
3. Church Newsletter
Come tonight to see famous missionary Bobby Belch. Come hear Bobby Belch from Africa.
4. Sunday School Lesson: Jesus Walks on Water
Tonight's Lesson: Finding Jesus
5. Tonight's Sermon: "What is Hell?" Come early to listen to our choir perform.
ID: 798
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Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is.
Fortunately, I love money.
-- Jackie Mason
ID: 54
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Before you judge someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes.
That way, when you judge them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
ID: 897
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If you don't like my driving, stay out of the bus shelters!
ID: 2489
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Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
So he can ho ho ho.
ID: 711
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I make money the old-fashioned way. My salary is the same as it was ten years ago.
ID: 3950
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If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
ID: 612
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"Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, using only their hands and feet, make some of the worst movies in the history of the world."
-Dave Barry
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