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What is a horse's favourite Shakepearean play?
Rodeo and Juliet
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Just think, if it weren't for marriage,
men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.
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What's the difference between two yards?
A. Usually a fence.
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Q: What do you get when a rooster crosses a duck?
A: A bird that gets up at the quack of dawn!
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When is it Michael Jackson's bed time?
When the little hand meets the big hand.
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Q)A hippo is sitting on your chair....what time is it?
A)Time to get a new chair
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Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is.
Fortunately, I love money.
-- Jackie Mason
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What is another word for Thesaurus?
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What kind of soup weighs 1000 pounds?
Won ton soup!
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