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What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A piece of ass that brings tears to your eyes!
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And my FAVORITE......
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends, if they're okay, then it's you.
ID: 3535
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A guy walks into a bar wearing a pair of jumper cables around his neck.
The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey buddy, don't try to start anything..."
ID: 697
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I wonder who came up with the company People's Gas and where was their Pepto-Bismal?
ID: 1795
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Save a tree, eat a beaver!!
ID: 1824
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Her name was Virginia. They called her Virgin for short, but not for long!
ID: 3538
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The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
ID: 627
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Then there was the model who sat on a broken bottle and cut a good figure.
ID: 3842
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Never accept a drink from a urologist, nor a friendly handshake from a proctologist.