ID: 8205
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To all who do NOT believe in evolution, I have proof:
MY spaghetti from two weeks ago has started growing arms and legs and I think it just called me, "Mommy".
By the way, I, myself, do NOT believe in the theory of evolution.
ID: 17170
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What do Michael Jackson and Speed Racer have in common?
They both have a monkey and a small boy in their trunk.
ID: 7063
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If you want to make someone laugh, use this line:
Sorry. say that again. I couldn't hear you over my fart.
ID: 1800
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Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.
ID: 5554
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What's the hardest part of skydiving?
The ground!
ID: 6054
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DOCTOR: "Do you smoke or drink?"
PATIENT: "I didn't know I had a choice."
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Who eats cereal and plays golf?
Tony the Tiger Woods.
ID: 4095
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Sam: "Where have I seen your face before?"
Pam: "Right where it is now."
ID: 4355
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Proverb : Behind every successful man, there is a woman.
Refined by me : Behind every successful man, there is a very much surprised woman.
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