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Me not on time. (I-(am)-so-late)
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"Live in a way such that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip."
-- Will Rogers, Humorist
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Why does the bride always wear white?
Because it's good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.
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Ever wonder why bottled water costs so much when there is so much of it?
Spell "evian" backwards.....
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Blind Hookers eh? You've got to hand it to them.
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Q. How is a woman like a laxative ?
A. They both irritate the shit out of you.
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Why did the penny become angry with the nickel?
Because the nickel was a "penny pincher".
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Overheard in a doctor's waiting room:
"My uncle had a cough like yours and he died. Mind you, he was hiding under his neighbour's bed at the time."
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Q.Why shouldn't you wear snow boots?
A.Because they will melt!
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