ID: 10591
One Liners
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?
Prostitutes Appeal to Pope
Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
Lung Cancer in Women Mushrooms
Enraged Cow Injures Farmer with Ax
Miners Refuse to Work after Death
Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
Stolen Painting Found by Tree
Two Sisters Reunited after 18 Years in Checkout Counter
Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years
ID: 8037
One Liners
Why should you never play poker in the jungle?
-because there are too many cheatahs!!
ID: 8283
One Liners
Q) What do you call an ant from overseas?
A) Important
ID: 7508
One Liners
Q. What do me and a mirror have in common?
A. When we see your face we both crack up!
ID: 4081
One Liners
Good judgment comes from bad experience,
and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
ID: 5935
One Liners
Girl, "Oh, Superman I love you so much!"
Superman,"I don't blame you."
ID: 8327
One Liners
Change is inevitable... except from vending machines.
ID: 3964
One Liners
Not only am I redundant and superfluous, but I also tend to use more words than necessary.
ID: 6057
One Liners
PIANO PLAYER: "Do you think I have a gift for playing?"
LISTENER: "No, but I'll give you one for stopping!"
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