ID: 4145
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Beauty is only a light switch away
ID: 4228
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If it jams, force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway.
ID: 9379
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We rated with RSAC i, TM Safe Surf Rated.
ID: 11572
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Legs is the word - spread the word.
ID: 13200
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I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence. There's a knob called 'brightness' but it doesn't work.
ID: 8578
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It's better to keep your mouth shut and give the impression that you're stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.
ID: 9903
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Why did the penny jump off the cliff and not the quarter?
Because the quarter had more cents!
ID: 10801
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Q: Where do nudists go fishing?
A: Moon River.
Q: What do you call a singing hot dog in New York, New York?
A: Frank Sinatra.
Q: What do you call a really smart cow?
A: Grade A beef.
Q: What song do they play at plumbers' funerals?
A: Taps.
Q: Where do you take a sick potato?
A: To a M.A.S.H. unit.
ID: 9090
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rudeness - someone who keeps talking while your are trying to interrupt.
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