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Lawyers creed: A man is innocent until proven broke.
ID: 6227
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It's only funny until someone gets hurt...
Then it's hilarious!
ID: 13715
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Throwing acid is wrong - in some people's eyes
ID: 7801
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The squirrel's eyes widened as he tried to move but froze when he realized........
He'd buried the wrong nuts!
ID: 6323
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I work at Bed, Bath and Beyond
in the 'Beyond' dept.
ID: 2188
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Q. What's the difference between a woman with PMS and a pitbull ?
A. Lipstick.
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When everything is coming your way, you're on the wrong side of the freeway.
ID: 2158
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What's the difference between an alchoholic & a drug addict?
The alchoholic drives over the stop sign, while the drug addict waits for it to turn green.
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Q. Why are families like chocolate?
A. They are mostly sweet, with a few nuts!
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