ID: 7998
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what happened to the lost boy?
he came to a house and wrote a joke that was exactly like this except in larger font and with a little more umph ya know what i mean a very humerous joke in fact i do believe he is working on more ya know i lied i ain't lost i just like making very very very long jokes sorta like this one ya know what i wrote is called a run on sentence my papa told me about run ons they are fun i can't imagine not having a papa if you don't have one i feel bad for you starting at 'starting' i wrote 100 words thats a lot but still my favorite number is464,546,879,6 but i won't go till there i can't believe i counted my words how nerdy i'm stopping soon wait......... 127 ha buh bye
ID: 2156
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What do you call happiness?
Seeing your mother-in-law's photo on the back of a milk carton!
ID: 7480
One Liners
Q. Why are families like chocolate?
A. They are mostly sweet, with a few nuts!
ID: 4229
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Interchangeable parts aren't.
ID: 3957
One Liners
Every day I beat my own previous record for number of consecutive days I've stayed alive.
ID: 2489
One Liners
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
So he can ho ho ho.
ID: 5244
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Atlas is the biggest thief in history, because he held up the whole world.
ID: 4147
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Fighting for peace is like
screwing for virginity.
ID: 4155
One Liners
Q: What do you call a non-churchgoer?
A: A Seventh-Day Absentist
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