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Did you hear about the morning after pill for guys?
It changes his blood type.
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When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
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Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot.
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When cryptography is outlawed, bayl bhgynjf jvyy unir cevinpl
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Before you judge someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes.
That way, when you judge them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
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Life is sexually transmitted.
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Don't steal. The government hates competition.
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I drive way too fast to worry about my cholesterol.
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Gardening Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant.
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