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What do fish paint with?
Water colours!
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Post rejected Braingle brain teasers here.
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They say one way to build character is to do things you don't want to do.
Every day I do two things I don't want to do: I get out of bed in the morning and go to bed at night!
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Why did the squirrel go to the acorn shop?
He broke his nuts on something!
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As we slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point the wrong way.
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On the other hand, you have different fingers.
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Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
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I don't approve of political jokes. I've seen too many of them get elected.
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There is a fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
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