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Q.Why did the house go to the doctor?
A.To get a cure for his window pane!
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Why does a cock always close his eyes when he's crowing?
Because he already knows the text!!
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Hygiene Teacher: How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects?
Jose: Don't bite any.
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When is it Michael Jackson's bed time?
When the little hand meets the big hand.
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She had a boyfriend with a wooden leg, but broke it off.
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The only time the world beats a path to your door is if you're in the bathroom.
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Two white horses fell in the mud and three came out.
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Q)Why does a traffic light turn red?
A)You would to if you had to change in front of all those people.
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Definition of a teenager?
God's punishment for enjoying sex.
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