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Not only am I redundant and superfluous, but I also tend to use more words than necessary.
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Q)Why does a traffic light turn red?
A)You would to if you had to change in front of all those people.
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Not to worry: the man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
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My survey which I conducted said that 8 out of 4 people don't understand fractions.
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Vacation begins when dad says. "I know a shortcut"!
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Activate your own virus... type "WIN" at the prompt.
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What's the nicest thing about a nudist wedding?
You don't have to ask - you can see who the best man is.
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Get the last word in: Apologize.
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Can women put mascara on with their mouth closed?
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