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Famous Last Words
"Oh come on, nobody's died from this in years."
"I saw it on Jackass last night."
"My dad did it when he was a kid."
"Yes, I'm sure that the power is off."
"It'll only hurt for a couple of days."
"See, I'm not afraid of heights."
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Definition of a teenager?
God's punishment for enjoying sex.
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Reporters interviewing a 104 year-old woman: "And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?" the reporter asked.
She simply replied, "No peer pressure."
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Never insult an alligator until after you have crossed the river.
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Interchangeable parts aren't.
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What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A widow.
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What did one tradesman say to another?
I hope you have a "barter" day tomorrow.
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Q.Where do tough chickens come from?
A.Hard boiled eggs!
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Here's a stupid warning label:
If you look at a fire extinguisher, it will say "Non-flamable"
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