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You know your day is bad if your twin sister forgot your birthday.
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Never smack a man who's chewin' tobacco.
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Who eats cereal and plays golf?
Tony the Tiger Woods.
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What do fish paint with?
Water colours!
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What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes?
A FUNNY BUNNY!
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What is the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
Outlaws are wanted.
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True bravery is arriving home late after a boy's night out, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and still having the guts to ask: Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?
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Why is it hard for dalmatians to play hide-and-seek?
Because they're always spotted!
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Opera: where somebody gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, sings.
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