NEWS / POLITICS

ID: 9186

News / Politics

End of the World Headlines

When the end of the world arrives how will the media report it?

USA Today: WE'RE DEAD

The Wall Street Journal: DOW JONES PLUMMETS AS WORLD ENDS

National Enquirer: O.J. AND NICOLE, TOGETHER AGAIN

Microsoft Systems Journal: APPLE LOSES MARKET SHARE

Victoria's Secret Catalog: OUR FINAL SALE

Sports Illustrated: GAME OVER

Wired: THE LAST NEW THING

Rolling Stone: THE GRATEFUL DEAD REUNION TOUR

Readers Digest: 'BYE

Discover Magazine: HOW WILL THE EXTINCTION OF ALL LIFE AS WE KNOW IT AFFECT THE WAY WE VIEW THE COSMOS?

Lady's Home Journal: LOSE 10 LBS BY JUDGMENT DAY WITH OUR NEW "ARMAGEDDON" DIET!

America Online: SYSTEM TEMPORARILY DOWN. TRY CALLING BACK IN 15 MINUTES.

Inc. magazine: TEN WAYS YOU CAN PROFIT FROM THE APOCALYPSE

TIME magazine: RENEW YOUR SUBSCRIPTION FOR ETERNITY

ID: 17737

News / Politics

Mice in the Kremlin

-How do you deal with mice in the Kremlin?
-Put up a sign saying "collective farm". Then half the mice will starve and the others will run away.

ID: 11831

News / Politics

A Merger

A merger has been announced between the California Highway Patrol (CHiPs) and the California Fish and Game Department.
It will be called Fish and Chips.

ID: 6802

News / Politics

Politics

Politics - A strife of interests masquerading as a contest
of principles. The conduct of public affairs for private advantage

ID: 10270

News / Politics

Bush

George Bush to friend: Sorry I forgot your birthday. Dick Cheney forgot to put it on my to-do list.

ID: 2111

News / Politics

Mr. Bush

Why did President George W. Bush go into a gorilla's nest in the jungle?




To be with his family!

ID: 6933

News / Politics

The New McClinton Burger

Did you hear that in response to President Bill Clinton's habit of dropping in on the local McDonalds, the McDonald's national management has announced a commemorative double cheeseburger, the McClinton?

Of course, when you get it, the price has doubled, you never get the fries you were originally promised, and it's got half the meat.

ID: 10435

News / Politics

Bumper Sticker

At last. A bumper sticker for both parties. FINALLY,
Someone has come out with a 100% bipartisan political bumper sticker. This hot selling bumper sticker comes from the great state of New York!


"RUN HILLARY RUN"


Democrats put it on the rear bumper.
Republicans put it on the front bumper.

ID: 17735

News / Politics

Bolshevik

One old bolshevik says to another: "No my friend, we will not live long enough to see communism, but our children... poor children."

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