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Water Bottle

What's the difference between a water bottle and puberty?

The water bottle hit Justin Bieber first.

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Americanization (Hard "R" Rating)

Two Saudis emigrated to America with their families. On the plane ride over they made a bet about who could become more "Americanized" in their first year.

As agreed, they met exactly one year later. The first guy pulled up in his Hummer and said to the second guy "I win. There's no way you can beat me: I just dropped my son off at Little League, I'm on my way to pick my daughter up from cheerleading practice, and I stopped at McDonalds on my way here."

And the second guy said "Fuck you, towelhead!"

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Mr. Bush

Why did President George W. Bush go into a gorilla's nest in the jungle?




To be with his family!

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Trees and Bushes

To save a tree remove a Bush.

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Bush

Why aren't dogs allowed in the White House?

They might pee on the Bush!

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Bumper Sticker

Buck
Fush

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Just One of Many Stupid Laws. . .

In Clinton, Alabama, it is illegal to molest your automobile.

Now how would you go about doing that? And how would your automobile testify against you?

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The French

Today, if you meet someone from France, they will say, "Bonjour, Je suis de la France."
This is what they would say if America knew France wasn't going to pay us back for helping them. "Hallo, bin ich von Frankreich."

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Politicians

If "poly" means "many" and a tic is a bloodsucking creature, than what are politicians?

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