ID: 17888
News / Politics
What's the difference between a water bottle and puberty?
The water bottle hit Justin Bieber first.
ID: 13358
News / Politics
Two Saudis emigrated to America with their families. On the plane ride over they made a bet about who could become more "Americanized" in their first year.
As agreed, they met exactly one year later. The first guy pulled up in his Hummer and said to the second guy "I win. There's no way you can beat me: I just dropped my son off at Little League, I'm on my way to pick my daughter up from cheerleading practice, and I stopped at McDonalds on my way here."
And the second guy said "Fuck you, towelhead!"
ID: 2111
News / Politics
Why did President George W. Bush go into a gorilla's nest in the jungle?
To be with his family!
ID: 9158
News / Politics
To save a tree remove a Bush.
ID: 11785
News / Politics
Why aren't dogs allowed in the White House?
They might pee on the Bush!
ID: 11267
News / Politics
Buck
Fush
ID: 13982
News / Politics
In Clinton, Alabama, it is illegal to molest your automobile.
Now how would you go about doing that? And how would your automobile testify against you?
ID: 10597
News / Politics
Today, if you meet someone from France, they will say, "Bonjour, Je suis de la France."
This is what they would say if America knew France wasn't going to pay us back for helping them. "Hallo, bin ich von Frankreich."
ID: 8199
News / Politics
If "poly" means "many" and a tic is a bloodsucking creature, than what are politicians?
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