MEN / WOMEN

ID: 155

Men / Women

Adam and Eve

Adam was in the Garden of Eden and was very very lonely. So God decides to build him a friend and lover. He decides to call it a "Woman". So he sets out to work but realizes he'll need to borrow a few parts from Adam, so he goes to Adam and explains the situation. God says "I'll build the perfect companion, she'll cook, clean, take care of your every wish and need and will never nag or complain or be angry at you for no reason. It'll only cost you an arm and a leg."
Adam says "But I need my arm and leg... what can I get for just a rib?"

And the rest is history...

ID: 7167

Men / Women

TOP TEN THINGS MEN UNDERSTAND ABOUT WOMEN!

Top Ten Things Men Understand About Women...

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ID: 2457

Men / Women

Wrong Finger

At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" The other replied, "Yes I am, I married the wrong man."

ID: 1337

Men / Women

Lost Wife

The man approached the very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and asked, "You know, I've lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?"

"Why?"

"Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman my wife appears out of nowhere."

ID: 2311

Men / Women

Deaf

An old country gentleman and his wife were out driving one day, when a police officer pulled him over.

"What seems to be the trouble young man?" asked the old gentleman.

The officer said, "Excuse me sir, but didn't you notice your wife fell out of the car back there?"

To which the old gentleman exclaimed, "Thank you son, I thought I went deaf!!!".

ID: 10356

Men / Women

Things Women Seldom Say

You take me out way too much!!!
Do you think this dress makes me look too slim?
You looked stressed out, let me give you a massage.


Go out with your friends tonight, you deserve it.
That Pamala Anderson has a lovely body.
No, no you buy me too much already.


A fake diamond will do.
My mother is a real old wench.
What headache?

ID: 13837

Men / Women

Unspoken Wife

Joe and Bill are out fishing and sipping beer while discussing football and NASCAR.

All of a sudden Joe says, "I think I'm gonna divorce my wife. She hasn't spoken to me in over 6 months."

Bill sips his beer and says, "You better think it over, women like that are hard to find."

ID: 7850

Men / Women

Diamond Ring

Jason showed his buddy the beautiful diamond ring he had bought his girlfriend for her birthday. "I thought she wanted a four-wheel-drive vehicle," ventured his friend.

"She did," Jason said. "But where am I going to find a fake Jeep?"

ID: 2666

Men / Women

Oops! Sorry, Mom!

One night, a man and his wife decide to go out on a date. They get all dolled up, call the cab, and put the cat out. When the cab arives, they head out the door just as the cat darts back inside.

The man head backs in to chase out the cat, and his wife heads to the cab. Not wanting to let on that no one would be home that night, she explains to the driver, "He's just going back in to say good-night to my mother."

In a few minutes, the man returns to explain, "Sorry it took me so long. The old thing was hiding under the bed and I had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out!"

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