ID: 884
Men / Women
There are three well known rings to marriage:
Engagement ring, Wedding ring, and suffering!
ID: 659
Men / Women
Once upon a time, there was a female brain cell which, by mistake, happened to end up in a man's head. She looked around nervously, but it was all empty and quiet.
"Hello?" she cried...but no answer.
"Is there anyone here?" she cried a little louder, but still no answer....
Now the female brain cell started to feel alone and scared and yelled:
"HELLO, IS THERE ANYONE HERE?"
Then she heard a voice from far, far away ... "Hello - we're all down here...."
ID: 7956
Men / Women
A woman at a party walked up to a man and told him, ''If you were my husband I would poison your drink." The man replied, ''If you were my wife I would drink it.''
ID: 15173
Men / Women
This is an actual chatroom conversation from a "local Chatroom"
Joe: I wonder what would happen if you had a sleep number bed, and set it to 69?
Christy: ? huh?
Mike: I dont know, but it sure sounds tasty!
Joe: You probably wouldn't understand Christy, you're too pure and innocent.
Christy: Maybe... sounds more like a police code or something
Mike: lol, ya, that's it. "This is the dispatcher, what is your status"
Joe: lol "We have a 69 in progress at the overpass, Officer needs assistance"
Mike: "Move in! Move in! Officer has gone down, repeat, Officer has gone down!
Joe: "Someone better call the fire department, looks like we'll need the Jaws of Life for this one!"
Christy: um.. why do i get the feeling i've started something horrible? o.O
ID: 12484
Men / Women
Know why men are men and women are WOmen?
Men keep saying -
WO man, check out her boobs!
ID: 10047
Men / Women
One year, a particular harried husband decided to buy his mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift. The next year, he didn't buy her a gift. When she asked him why, he replied, "Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!"
ID: 10993
Men / Women
Why do men pick their noses while driving?
Because their butts are too hard to reach!
ID: 10247
Men / Women
Q: What do you call a handcuffed man?
A: Trustworthy
ID: 13609
Men / Women
A young couple with a box of condoms proceeded to burn some rubber.
When they were finished, she discovered that there were only six condoms remaining in the box of 12, so she asked him, "What happened to the other five condoms?"
His nervous reply was, "Er, I masturbated with them."
Later, she then approached her male confidant friend, told him the story, and then asked him, "Have you ever done that?"
"Yeah, once or twice," he told her.
"You mean you've actually masturbated with a condom before?" she asked.
"Oh," he said, "I thought you were asking if I'd ever lied to my girlfriend."
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