LIGHTBULB

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Lightbulb

How Many Men? (a Variation)

How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: One, men will screw anything.

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Lightbulb

How Many...

Q: how many men does it take to screw in a light bulb

A: 3, one to screw in the light bulb an 2 to listen to him brag about the "srewing" part

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Lightbulb

Don't Get Distracted!!!!!

How Many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb?

1:Let's go ride our bikes!

2:Hey look! A squirrel.

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Lightbulb

Rich People

How many rich people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?



None. They hire people to do it for them.

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Lightbulb

Egotists

Q:How many egotists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A:Just one. He holds up the lightbulb while the rest of the world revolves around him.

ID: 2470

Lightbulb

How Many...

Q: How many consultants does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: I'll have an estimate for you a week from Monday.

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Lightbulb

Jugglers

Q) How many jugglers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A) One, but it takes 3 lightbulbs.

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Elves

How many elves does it take to change a light bulb?

Ten. One to change the bulb, and nine to give him a boost.

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Lightbulb

Snobby Lightbulbs

How many snobby girls does it take to change a lightbulb?
All of them, they try, break a nail, and come crying home.

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