ID: 8092
Lightbulb
How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: One, men will screw anything.
ID: 675
Lightbulb
How many Dyslexics does it take to change a Lit Blub?
ID: 4450
Lightbulb
How many cats does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. Cats can't hold a light bulb
ID: 3425
Lightbulb
Why can't blondes put in lightbubs?
Because they keep breaking them with hammers.
ID: 1410
Lightbulb
Q: How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: We've formed a task force to study the problem of why light bulbs burn out and to figure out what, exactly, we as supervisors can do to make the bulbs work smarter, not harder.
ID: 161
Lightbulb
How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two- One to screw in the idea, and one to give it a suprising twist at the end.
ID: 1411
Lightbulb
Q: How many shipping department personnel does it take to change a light bulb?
A: We can change the bulb in seven to ten working days, but if you call before 2 p.m. and pay an extra $15, we can get it changed overnight.
ID: 7641
Lightbulb
Q: How many colorguard girls does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Five, one to call the colorguard forward and four to take it down with a ceremony.
ID: 599
Lightbulb
Q. How many telemarketers does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Only one, but he has to do it while you're eating dinner.
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