ID: 13914
Lightbulb
Q. how long does it take for a man to change a lightbulb?
A. 5 mins. 20 secs.
1 min to get a lightbulb
1 min to try and change it
1 min to swear because he can't do it
1 min to find a woman
20 secs. for her to change it
1 min for him to cry and gripe about it.
ID: 9293
Lightbulb
1. How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb?
Just one.
2. How many Candains does it take to change a lightbulb?
One to whack it out with his hockey stick, and one to screw in the new one.
3. How many Americans does it take to change a lightbulb?
One to screw it in, 2 to support him, and 1 to disagree with his lightbulb approach.
4. How many terrorists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
1 to crash a plane into the lightbulb, and 1 to put in the new lightbulb.
5. How many soccer players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One to take out the old one, one to attempt to kick it in to the socket, and one to buy new bulbs after the kicking attemts fail.
ID: 158
Lightbulb
How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?
Fish!
ID: 8221
Lightbulb
Q: How many polititians does it take to screw in a
light bulb?
A: 6
Clinton to start the screwing enitiative,
Nixon to steal public tax money to campain for the support of the light bulb initiative,
Jimmy Carter to bore people to death about the campain
Reagan to reasure the American public that it is necesary and ok to change the light bulb
Bush jr. to make a mess of the initiative........
.........and Hillary to come smack the s#%@ out of her husband for screwing around!!!
ID: 12929
Lightbulb
Q: How many publishers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Three. One to screw it in and two more to hold down the editor.
ID: 675
Lightbulb
How many Dyslexics does it take to change a Lit Blub?
ID: 13856
Lightbulb
How many elves does it take to change a light bulb?
Ten. One to change the bulb, and nine to give him a boost.
ID: 12114
Lightbulb
How many presidents does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They'll only promise change.
ID: 8093
Lightbulb
How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: 50... 1 to hold the lightbulb, and 49 to drink 'till the room spins!
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