ID: 8092
Lightbulb
How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: One, men will screw anything.
ID: 2504
Lightbulb
Q: How many art directors does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Does it have to be a lightbulb?
ID: 12929
Lightbulb
Q: How many publishers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Three. One to screw it in and two more to hold down the editor.
ID: 1411
Lightbulb
Q: How many shipping department personnel does it take to change a light bulb?
A: We can change the bulb in seven to ten working days, but if you call before 2 p.m. and pay an extra $15, we can get it changed overnight.
ID: 17629
Lightbulb
Q. How many Iranians does it take to change a light bulb?
A. You send us the prize money and we'll tell you the answer.
ID: 6205
Lightbulb
Q: How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They merely change the standard to darkness and upgrade the customers.
ID: 3872
Lightbulb
Q:How many Men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: 3! 1 to actually screw in the lightbulb, the other 2 need to be there so he can brag about the screwing part!
ID: 1615
Lightbulb
How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb?
One I hope.
ID: 17089
Lightbulb
How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
0. No lightbulbs want to torture their own kind!