ID: 938
Lightbulb
How many paranoids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
What exactly do you mean by that?
ID: 8619
Lightbulb
How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Zero: For all blondes know, the lightbulb is still burning bright.
ID: 2395
Lightbulb
Q) How many jugglers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A) One, but it takes 3 lightbulbs.
ID: 6205
Lightbulb
Q: How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They merely change the standard to darkness and upgrade the customers.
ID: 10610
Lightbulb
How many drummers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
5... 1 to try and fail, 3 to stand around and pretend to be musicians, and 1 to actually do it right.
How many trumpet players does it take to screw in a light bulb?
3... 1 to do it, and 2 to say they can do it better.
How many tuba players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
2... 1 to crush the lightbulb, and the other to fight about it.
ID: 2108
Lightbulb
Q: How many roaches does it take to screw in a lightbulb????
A: Since when do roaches screw in lightbulbs?
ID: 8221
Lightbulb
Q: How many polititians does it take to screw in a
light bulb?
A: 6
Clinton to start the screwing enitiative,
Nixon to steal public tax money to campain for the support of the light bulb initiative,
Jimmy Carter to bore people to death about the campain
Reagan to reasure the American public that it is necesary and ok to change the light bulb
Bush jr. to make a mess of the initiative........
.........and Hillary to come smack the s#%@ out of her husband for screwing around!!!
ID: 1411
Lightbulb
Q: How many shipping department personnel does it take to change a light bulb?
A: We can change the bulb in seven to ten working days, but if you call before 2 p.m. and pay an extra $15, we can get it changed overnight.
ID: 7768
Lightbulb
Man: How many asian people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Asian Man: Whats a lightbulb?
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