ID: 161
Lightbulb
How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two- One to screw in the idea, and one to give it a suprising twist at the end.
ID: 9007
Lightbulb
How many rich people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None. They hire people to do it for them.
ID: 3872
Lightbulb
Q:How many Men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: 3! 1 to actually screw in the lightbulb, the other 2 need to be there so he can brag about the screwing part!
ID: 4450
Lightbulb
How many cats does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. Cats can't hold a light bulb
ID: 568
Lightbulb
How many FBI agents does it take to change a lightbulb?
Shut up! We'll be asking the questions here.
ID: 599
Lightbulb
Q. How many telemarketers does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Only one, but he has to do it while you're eating dinner.
ID: 953
Lightbulb
Q. How many car salesmen does it take to change a light bulb?
A. I'm just going to work this out on my calculator, and I think you're going to be pleasantly surprised.
ID: 8092
Lightbulb
How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: One, men will screw anything.
ID: 8093
Lightbulb
How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: 50... 1 to hold the lightbulb, and 49 to drink 'till the room spins!
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