ID: 14828
Lightbulb
How many Hubluzas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
There is no lightbulb!
ID: 11274
Lightbulb
Q: how many men does it take to screw in a light bulb
A: 3, one to screw in the light bulb an 2 to listen to him brag about the "srewing" part
ID: 17015
Lightbulb
Q. How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
A. The same as the number of men, you sexist bastard!
ID: 11066
Lightbulb
Q: How many roadies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: 2. One to try to hammer it in with a microphone, and another to find a cable to plug that microphone in.
Q: How many union members does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: If we do screw in that light bulb, it'll be a 4 hour minimum on the payroll.
Q: How many sound techs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None. That's the light guy's job.
Q: How many lighting techs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: IT'S A LAMP!
ID: 17089
Lightbulb
How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
0. No lightbulbs want to torture their own kind!
ID: 14558
Lightbulb
How many Microsoft Employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they'll just make darkness the new industry standard!
ID: 15324
Lightbulb
Q. How many Jewish mothers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. None. It's all right. I'll just sit here in the dark. Don't worry about me...
ID: 2502
Lightbulb
Q: How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Four, one to change it and the other three to deny it.
ID: 17341
Lightbulb
How many exciting people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, because they are VERY excited, one of them cracks the lightbulb and another throws the screw at their neighbor's house.
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