LIGHTBULB

ID: 8092

Lightbulb

How Many Men? (a Variation)

How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: One, men will screw anything.

ID: 2504

Lightbulb

Art Directors

Q: How many art directors does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Does it have to be a lightbulb?

ID: 12929

Lightbulb

Publishers

Q: How many publishers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Three. One to screw it in and two more to hold down the editor.

ID: 1411

Lightbulb

Shipping Department

Q: How many shipping department personnel does it take to change a light bulb?

A: We can change the bulb in seven to ten working days, but if you call before 2 p.m. and pay an extra $15, we can get it changed overnight.

ID: 17629

Lightbulb

Iranians

Q. How many Iranians does it take to change a light bulb?
A. You send us the prize money and we'll tell you the answer.

ID: 6205

Lightbulb

Thats a Compromise!

Q: How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None. They merely change the standard to darkness and upgrade the customers.

ID: 3872

Lightbulb

How Many Men?

Q:How many Men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: 3! 1 to actually screw in the lightbulb, the other 2 need to be there so he can brag about the screwing part!

ID: 1615

Lightbulb

How many......

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb?

One I hope.

ID: 17089

Lightbulb

The Self Screwers

How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?


0. No lightbulbs want to torture their own kind!

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