LIGHTBULB

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Who Has Blurry Boobs?

boodler---> kind of sounds like Boob blur! and zats why battery fucks boobler 69 times a day.

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Art Directors

Q: How many art directors does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Does it have to be a lightbulb?

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Don't Get Distracted!!!!!

How Many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb?

1:Let's go ride our bikes!

2:Hey look! A squirrel.

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So Long Light Bulb!

Why did the 12 watt lightbulb drop out of school?
It wasn't very bright.

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How Many Ventriloquists?

How many ventriloquists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two - one to change the light bulb, and one to holg ge gottong og ge lagger.

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How Many...

Q: how many men does it take to screw in a light bulb

A: 3, one to screw in the light bulb an 2 to listen to him brag about the "srewing" part

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Certification....

How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, but it takes a certified electrician to make it work.

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Just Right For The Job

Q: How many believable, competent, "just right for the job" presidential candidates does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?

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Actors

How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one-they don't like to share the spotlight.

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