ID: 356
Lightbulb
Q: How many law professors does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
ID: 1411
Lightbulb
Q: How many shipping department personnel does it take to change a light bulb?
A: We can change the bulb in seven to ten working days, but if you call before 2 p.m. and pay an extra $15, we can get it changed overnight.
ID: 314
Lightbulb
How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two (think about it)
ID: 2455
Lightbulb
How many NCAA basketball players does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one - but he gets money, a car, and three credit hours for it.
ID: 2502
Lightbulb
Q: How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Four, one to change it and the other three to deny it.
ID: 568
Lightbulb
How many FBI agents does it take to change a lightbulb?
Shut up! We'll be asking the questions here.
ID: 8221
Lightbulb
Q: How many polititians does it take to screw in a
light bulb?
A: 6
Clinton to start the screwing enitiative,
Nixon to steal public tax money to campain for the support of the light bulb initiative,
Jimmy Carter to bore people to death about the campain
Reagan to reasure the American public that it is necesary and ok to change the light bulb
Bush jr. to make a mess of the initiative........
.........and Hillary to come smack the s#%@ out of her husband for screwing around!!!
ID: 1412
Lightbulb
Q: How many management information services guys does it take to change a light bulb?
A: MIS has received your request concerning your hardware problem and has assigned you request number 39712. Please use this number for any future reference to the light bulb issue.
ID: 3872
Lightbulb
Q:How many Men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: 3! 1 to actually screw in the lightbulb, the other 2 need to be there so he can brag about the screwing part!
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