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How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one, but the bulb has got to WANT to change.
ID: 12115
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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
ID: 11243
Lightbulb
How many wizards does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. Wizards don't use lightbulbs!
ID: 17644
Lightbulb
How many members of a certain demographic group does it take to perform a specified task?
A finite number: one to perform the task and the remainder to act in a manner stereotypical of the group in question.
ID: 8619
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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Zero: For all blondes know, the lightbulb is still burning bright.
ID: 8542
Lightbulb
Why does it take 3 women with PMS to change a lightbulb?
BECAUSE IT JUST DOES, OK!!!!
ID: 13856
Lightbulb
How many elves does it take to change a light bulb?
Ten. One to change the bulb, and nine to give him a boost.
ID: 10893
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How many jazz musicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
Don't worry about the changes, we'll fake it!
Note: In jazz, the chord changes are what dictates the improvisation of the music.
ID: 12759
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How many mathematicians does it take to replace a lightbulb?
Pi. 3 screw exactly a radius's length, and the last about-one-seventh screws it in all the way!
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