ID: 8221
Lightbulb
Q: How many polititians does it take to screw in a
light bulb?
A: 6
Clinton to start the screwing enitiative,
Nixon to steal public tax money to campain for the support of the light bulb initiative,
Jimmy Carter to bore people to death about the campain
Reagan to reasure the American public that it is necesary and ok to change the light bulb
Bush jr. to make a mess of the initiative........
.........and Hillary to come smack the s#%@ out of her husband for screwing around!!!
ID: 3872
Lightbulb
Q:How many Men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: 3! 1 to actually screw in the lightbulb, the other 2 need to be there so he can brag about the screwing part!
ID: 4887
Lightbulb
How many Michael Jacksons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Answer: One, but 500 children to hold the ladder!
ID: 953
Lightbulb
Q. How many car salesmen does it take to change a light bulb?
A. I'm just going to work this out on my calculator, and I think you're going to be pleasantly surprised.
ID: 2395
Lightbulb
Q) How many jugglers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A) One, but it takes 3 lightbulbs.
ID: 721
Lightbulb
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One.
Only ONE!!
And do you know why it only takes ONE? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb. They don't even know the bulb is BURNT OUT. They would sit in this house in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it OUT. And once they figured it out they wouldn't be able to find the light bulbs despite the fact they have been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the past SEVENTEEN YEARS. But if they did, by some miracle, actually find the light bulbs, TWO DAYS LATER the chair that they dragged from two rooms over to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE CRUMPLED WRAPPER THE STUPID @*%&$ LIGHT BULBS CAME IN! WHY? BECAUSE NO ONE IN THIS HOUSE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE 12 FEET DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE. THE HOUSE!!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS...........
I'm sorry...what did you ask me?
ID: 1632
Lightbulb
Q: How many FBI agents does it take to change a light bulb?
A: I'm afraid that you are not able to receive this classified information.
ID: 287
Lightbulb
Q: How many auto mechanics does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Six - One to force it with a hammer and five to go out for more bulbs.
ID: 3425
Lightbulb
Why can't blondes put in lightbubs?
Because they keep breaking them with hammers.
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