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How many elves does it take to change a light bulb?
Ten. One to change the bulb, and nine to give him a boost.
ID: 2470
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Q: How many consultants does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: I'll have an estimate for you a week from Monday.
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They like to keep their clients in the dark!
ID: 2503
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Q: How many believable, competent, "just right for the job" presidential candidates does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
ID: 38
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How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one, but the bulb has got to WANT to change.
ID: 7768
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Man: How many asian people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Asian Man: Whats a lightbulb?
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Q: How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They merely change the standard to darkness and upgrade the customers.
ID: 6331
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Q. How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Hey, let's go ride bikes!
ID: 599
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Q. How many telemarketers does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Only one, but he has to do it while you're eating dinner.
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