ID: 721
Lightbulb
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One.
Only ONE!!
And do you know why it only takes ONE? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb. They don't even know the bulb is BURNT OUT. They would sit in this house in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it OUT. And once they figured it out they wouldn't be able to find the light bulbs despite the fact they have been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the past SEVENTEEN YEARS. But if they did, by some miracle, actually find the light bulbs, TWO DAYS LATER the chair that they dragged from two rooms over to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE CRUMPLED WRAPPER THE STUPID @*%&$ LIGHT BULBS CAME IN! WHY? BECAUSE NO ONE IN THIS HOUSE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE 12 FEET DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE. THE HOUSE!!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS...........
I'm sorry...what did you ask me?
ID: 8092
Lightbulb
How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: One, men will screw anything.
ID: 2502
Lightbulb
Q: How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Four, one to change it and the other three to deny it.
ID: 38
Lightbulb
How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one, but the bulb has got to WANT to change.
ID: 10554
Lightbulb
Q: How many newfies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: 2 one to hold the light bulb and 1 to spin him round and round.
ID: 17379
Lightbulb
How Many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb?
1:Let's go ride our bikes!
2:Hey look! A squirrel.
ID: 17644
Lightbulb
How many members of a certain demographic group does it take to perform a specified task?
A finite number: one to perform the task and the remainder to act in a manner stereotypical of the group in question.
ID: 2859
Lightbulb
How many cartoon characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
nine - three to find a light bulb, three to figure out how to remove the old one, three to screw it in, and all of them to complicate it!
ID: 6205
Lightbulb
Q: How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They merely change the standard to darkness and upgrade the customers.
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