ID: 7788
Lightbulb
How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: 8 men, One to get off the couch, One to find a lightbulb, One to find a ladder, One to screw it in, One to shock himself and shock everyone around, One to call a docter, One to find out that it wasn't out, the switch was off, and finally, one to sit back in laugh!
ID: 14558
Lightbulb
How many Microsoft Employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they'll just make darkness the new industry standard!
ID: 3872
Lightbulb
Q:How many Men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: 3! 1 to actually screw in the lightbulb, the other 2 need to be there so he can brag about the screwing part!
ID: 1411
Lightbulb
Q: How many shipping department personnel does it take to change a light bulb?
A: We can change the bulb in seven to ten working days, but if you call before 2 p.m. and pay an extra $15, we can get it changed overnight.
ID: 2843
Lightbulb
Q: How many Lizzie's does it take to screw up a light bulb
A: I Dunno, but it only takes one to screw up a graduation ( from movie lizzie McGuire: she ruins junior high graduation)
ID: 5039
Lightbulb
Why did the lightbulb fail his test?
He wasnt bright enough!
ID: 287
Lightbulb
Q: How many auto mechanics does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Six - One to force it with a hammer and five to go out for more bulbs.
ID: 2470
Lightbulb
Q: How many consultants does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: I'll have an estimate for you a week from Monday.
ID: 2395
Lightbulb
Q) How many jugglers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A) One, but it takes 3 lightbulbs.
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