ID: 591
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How many republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they only screw the poor.
ID: 592
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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lighbulb?
None, they just assume they've gone blind.
ID: 16290
Lightbulb
How many movie stars does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one, but he takes one step up the ladder and then his stunt double takes over!
ID: 17379
Lightbulb
How Many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb?
1:Let's go ride our bikes!
2:Hey look! A squirrel.
ID: 18115
Lightbulb
Why did the 12 watt lightbulb drop out of school?
It wasn't very bright.
ID: 15612
Lightbulb
Q: How many lead guitarists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One. The guitarist holds the bulb and the world revolves around him!
ID: 38
Lightbulb
How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one, but the bulb has got to WANT to change.
ID: 158
Lightbulb
How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?
Fish!
ID: 10554
Lightbulb
Q: How many newfies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: 2 one to hold the light bulb and 1 to spin him round and round.
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