ID: 8092
Lightbulb
How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: One, men will screw anything.
ID: 11274
Lightbulb
Q: how many men does it take to screw in a light bulb
A: 3, one to screw in the light bulb an 2 to listen to him brag about the "srewing" part
ID: 17379
Lightbulb
How Many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb?
1:Let's go ride our bikes!
2:Hey look! A squirrel.
ID: 9007
Lightbulb
How many rich people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None. They hire people to do it for them.
ID: 11339
Lightbulb
Q:How many egotists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A:Just one. He holds up the lightbulb while the rest of the world revolves around him.
ID: 2470
Lightbulb
Q: How many consultants does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: I'll have an estimate for you a week from Monday.
ID: 2395
Lightbulb
Q) How many jugglers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A) One, but it takes 3 lightbulbs.
ID: 13856
Lightbulb
How many elves does it take to change a light bulb?
Ten. One to change the bulb, and nine to give him a boost.
ID: 14591
Lightbulb
How many snobby girls does it take to change a lightbulb?
All of them, they try, break a nail, and come crying home.