ID: 18093
Lightbulb
How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Sixteen. One to screw it in and fifteen to form a support group.
ID: 1411
Lightbulb
Q: How many shipping department personnel does it take to change a light bulb?
A: We can change the bulb in seven to ten working days, but if you call before 2 p.m. and pay an extra $15, we can get it changed overnight.
ID: 7503
Lightbulb
Q: How many academics does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. That is what their students are for.
ID: 675
Lightbulb
How many Dyslexics does it take to change a Lit Blub?
ID: 11941
Lightbulb
How many old geezers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Back in my day, we didn't have lightbulbs. We put candles in tin cans and hung them from the ceiling with thread. And we had to walk uphill both ways to school in a blizzard with nothing but a potato to keep us warm. And... zzzzzz......
ID: 1412
Lightbulb
Q: How many management information services guys does it take to change a light bulb?
A: MIS has received your request concerning your hardware problem and has assigned you request number 39712. Please use this number for any future reference to the light bulb issue.
ID: 4450
Lightbulb
How many cats does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. Cats can't hold a light bulb
ID: 11274
Lightbulb
Q: how many men does it take to screw in a light bulb
A: 3, one to screw in the light bulb an 2 to listen to him brag about the "srewing" part
ID: 14546
Lightbulb
How many George Walter Bushes does it take to change a lightbulb?
Luckily, only 2. The world can't handle many more idiots.
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