ID: 285
Lightbulb
How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one-they don't like to share the spotlight.
ID: 5039
Lightbulb
Why did the lightbulb fail his test?
He wasnt bright enough!
ID: 972
Lightbulb
How many Existentialists does it take to change a light bulb?
What light bulb?
ID: 11339
Lightbulb
Q:How many egotists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A:Just one. He holds up the lightbulb while the rest of the world revolves around him.
ID: 1410
Lightbulb
Q: How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: We've formed a task force to study the problem of why light bulbs burn out and to figure out what, exactly, we as supervisors can do to make the bulbs work smarter, not harder.
ID: 2523
Lightbulb
How many nerds does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One to be the cunsultant.
One to be the labor manager.
Two to hire people.
Four to actually screw in the lightbulb.
Five to be the ladder and ten to be the company board of directors.
ID: 8093
Lightbulb
How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: 50... 1 to hold the lightbulb, and 49 to drink 'till the room spins!
ID: 14558
Lightbulb
How many Microsoft Employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they'll just make darkness the new industry standard!
ID: 1615
Lightbulb
How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb?
One I hope.
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