ID: 3222
Lightbulb
How many scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb???
None, they will just have there robot do it.
ID: 11942
Lightbulb
Q: How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Hey, that's not funny! We're suing!
Q: How many Japanese does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Who needs lightbulbs with our technology?
Q: How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: We can't afford lightbulbs. The only thing I can afford is this old gym sock.
ID: 14059
Lightbulb
How many Russian leaders does it take to change a lightbulb?
We don't know. Russian leaders don't last as long as lightbulbs.
ID: 11339
Lightbulb
Q:How many egotists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A:Just one. He holds up the lightbulb while the rest of the world revolves around him.
ID: 14980
Lightbulb
How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Just one, but he is never around when you need him.
ID: 8542
Lightbulb
Why does it take 3 women with PMS to change a lightbulb?
BECAUSE IT JUST DOES, OK!!!!
ID: 13602
Lightbulb
How many scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None. With all the technology that they have, its a wonder that they still use lightbulbs.
ID: 9320
Lightbulb
How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, but it takes a certified electrician to make it work.
ID: 17824
Lightbulb
How many country singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
1 to screw it in, and 3 to write a song about it.
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