ID: 2859
Lightbulb
How many cartoon characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
nine - three to find a light bulb, three to figure out how to remove the old one, three to screw it in, and all of them to complicate it!
ID: 1808
Lightbulb
How many gay people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
8, one to screw it in, and seven to stand back and say "Fabulous!"
ID: 161
Lightbulb
How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two- One to screw in the idea, and one to give it a suprising twist at the end.
ID: 1410
Lightbulb
Q: How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: We've formed a task force to study the problem of why light bulbs burn out and to figure out what, exactly, we as supervisors can do to make the bulbs work smarter, not harder.
ID: 356
Lightbulb
Q: How many law professors does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
ID: 2867
Lightbulb
How many worms does it take to screw in a light bulb?
What kind of an idiot thinks worms can screw in light bulbs?!
ID: 2395
Lightbulb
Q) How many jugglers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A) One, but it takes 3 lightbulbs.
ID: 5039
Lightbulb
Why did the lightbulb fail his test?
He wasnt bright enough!
ID: 3425
Lightbulb
Why can't blondes put in lightbubs?
Because they keep breaking them with hammers.
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