ID: 131
Knock-Knock
Knock knock.
Who's there?
interrupting cow
interrupting co---
MOO
ID: 1375
Knock-Knock
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana!
ID: 13963
Knock-Knock
Knock knock?
Who's there?
Madame.
Madame who?
Madame foot is stuck in the door!!
(My damn foot is stuck in the door.)
ID: 4452
Knock-Knock
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
To.
To who?
To you.
ID: 4766
Knock-Knock
Knock knock
Who's there ?
Scold
Scold who ?
Scold out here, let me in!
ID: 13041
Knock-Knock
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Nunya!
Nunya who?
Nunya Damn Business!!
ID: 1584
Knock-Knock
Knock Knock??
who's there?
Hatch
Hatch-who?
Bless you
ID: 911
Knock-Knock
Knock-knock!
Who's there?
Chips.
Chips who?
Chips Ahoy!
ID: 17623
Knock-Knock
Knock, knock! Who's there, in th' other devil's name? Faith, here's an equivocator that could swear in both the scales against either scale, who committed treason enough for God's sake, yet could not equivocate to heaven. O, come in, equivocator.
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