ID: 11788
Knock-Knock
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Amos.
Amos who?
Amosquito bit me!
ID: 985
Knock-Knock
Knock Knock
Who's there?
July
July who?
July like Bill Clinton
ID: 1890
Knock-Knock
Knock-Knock?
Who's there?
Alison.
Alison who?
Alison (I listen) to the radio sometimes!
ID: 5141
Knock-Knock
Knock-Knock
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who
Orange you tired of hearing the same stupid jokes about oranges?
ID: 5587
Knock-Knock
Knock-Knock!
Who's there?
Frayed.
Frayed who?
Frayed no one's going to answer the door.
ID: 9026
Knock-Knock
So I have this great knock knock joke for you!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Hello?
Hello who?
Hello?
Hello who!!?
Oh Hi?
Hey, I have this great knock knock joke for you!
Okay knock knock.
Who's there?
Hello?
Who's there!!!!!!??
The door slams.
Knock knock. Ding Dong.
Fine.
Hello?
Hello?
Hello!!!?
*peacecylone*
ID: 2802
Knock-Knock
Rich and Kim, a couple, were in a room when Kim asked Rich if he would ever forget her. He replied that he would never forget her. Then she said, "Knock-knock!" and, of course, Rich said, "Who's there?" "See!" she exclaimed sulkily. "You have forgotten already."
ID: 15539
Knock-Knock
Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No, silly! Cows go moo!
ID: 13041
Knock-Knock
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Nunya!
Nunya who?
Nunya Damn Business!!
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