ID: 17505
Knock-Knock
The doorbell rings. The woman goes to the door and shortly comes back startled and turns to her husband, seeking help: "Dieter! There's a man standing outside who only asks 'Tatü tata'" (Tatü tata is onomatopoeia for the sound a police car siren makes). Dieter goes to the door and comes back laughing. "It's my coworker from Saxony, asking "is do Dieta da?" (Ist der Dieter da?, "Is Dieter there?")
ID: 1375
Knock-Knock
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana!
ID: 5380
Knock-Knock
knock-knock.
who's there?
yo mama.
yo mama who?
this is yo mama stop playing.
ID: 5316
Knock-Knock
Knock knock?
Who's there?
Howie.
Howie who?
Howie gonna figure this out?
ID: 5245
Knock-Knock
Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Terra.
Terra who?
Terra reason you won't let me in?
ID: 7284
Knock-Knock
Knock-knock
Who's there?
Olive
Olive who?
Olive you!!!
ID: 7125
Knock-Knock
Knock-Knock
Who's there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady who?
I didn't know you could yodel!
ID: 2143
Knock-Knock
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and let me in!
ID: 7489
Knock-Knock
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Banana !
Banana who ?
Banana split, so ice creamed !
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