ID: 17068
Knock-Knock
Knock-Knock
Who's there?
Alaska
Alaska who?
Alaska one more time, open the door
ID: 1470
Knock-Knock
Visitor : "Knock knock?"
Worker: "Who's there?"
Visitor : "Doughnut Man."
Worker: "Doughnut Man who?"
Visitor : "For the last time, do not (doughnut) bother me with your useless 'Knock-Knock' jokes!"
Worker: "But you started it!"
ID: 1584
Knock-Knock
Knock Knock??
who's there?
Hatch
Hatch-who?
Bless you
ID: 7978
Knock-Knock
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Acid!
Acid who?
Acidently on purpose!
ID: 5315
Knock-Knock
Knock knock?
Who's there?
Kip.
Kip who?
Kip your hands off me!
ID: 7200
Knock-Knock
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Candy
Candy who?
Candy have some sweets? Please!
ID: 7449
Knock-Knock
Knock Knock.
Whos there?
Deaf person.
Deaf person who?
Sorry, can't hear you.
ID: 2793
Knock-Knock
Knock Knock!
Who's There?
Dishwasher.
Dishwasher Who?
Dishwasher whay I sphoke vhefore I hafe fawse feeth
(This was the way I spoke before I had false teeth)
ID: 985
Knock-Knock
Knock Knock
Who's there?
July
July who?
July like Bill Clinton
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