KNOCK-KNOCK

ID: 11788

Knock-Knock

Mosquito

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Amos.
Amos who?
Amosquito bit me!

ID: 5315

Knock-Knock

Don't Touch Me!

Knock knock?
Who's there?
Kip.
Kip who?
Kip your hands off me!

ID: 7976

Knock-Knock

Abbey

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Abbey!

Abbey who?

Abbey stung me on the nose!

ID: 5316

Knock-Knock

Hard Math Problem

Knock knock?
Who's there?
Howie.
Howie who?
Howie gonna figure this out?

ID: 1375

Knock-Knock

Oranges

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana!

ID: 8586

Knock-Knock

Let Me In!

Knock-Knock

Who's there

Icee

Icee who

I see you in there now let me in!

ID: 2793

Knock-Knock

False Teeth

Knock Knock!
Who's There?
Dishwasher.
Dishwasher Who?
Dishwasher whay I sphoke vhefore I hafe fawse feeth
(This was the way I spoke before I had false teeth)

ID: 5810

Knock-Knock

Broken

Knock-Knock!
Who's there?
Broken tape recorder,
Broken tape recorder who?
Broken tape recorder,
Broken tape recorder,
Broken tape recorder,
Broken tape recorder,
Broken tape recorder...

ID: 4686

Knock-Knock

Bad Knock-Knock Joke

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Who!
Who who?
You must have the stammers!

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