ID: 13815
Knock-Knock
Knock-Knock
Why are you knocking? I've got a doorbell.
ID: 12213
Knock-Knock
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Kanga.
Kanga who?
No! Kangaroo!
ID: 2793
Knock-Knock
Knock Knock!
Who's There?
Dishwasher.
Dishwasher Who?
Dishwasher whay I sphoke vhefore I hafe fawse feeth
(This was the way I spoke before I had false teeth)
ID: 911
Knock-Knock
Knock-knock!
Who's there?
Chips.
Chips who?
Chips Ahoy!
ID: 10947
Knock-Knock
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
A chu.
A chu who?
Bless you!
ID: 9086
Knock-Knock
1. knock knock,
who's there?
Ima,
Ima who?
Ima hungry can we eat yet?
2. knock knock,
who's there?
peas,
peas who?
peas can we start know
3. knock knock,
who's there?
phil,
phil who?
phil my cup up with water please
ID: 12648
Knock-Knock
Knock knock.
Who's there?
He.
He who?
He who must not be named, so don't say it!
ID: 4766
Knock-Knock
Knock knock
Who's there ?
Scold
Scold who ?
Scold out here, let me in!
ID: 6128
Knock-Knock
Knock-Knock
Who's there?
I'm a pile up.
I'm a pile up who?
Yes, you are a pile of poo!
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