ID: 4739
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If brains were fuel, you wouldn't have enough to power an ant's motorcycle around the edge of a penny.
ID: 6989
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What's a Jewish dilemma? A free ham sandwich.
ID: 14506
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Don't think of yourself as a zero,
think of yourself as the number below one.
ID: 17389
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USA:What's wrong world?
World:(crying and sniffling) My kitty died!
USA: That's unfortunate. Here's a couple hundred billion dollars my hardworking citizens paid. I was gonna spend it on education and defence and whatnot, but you need it more.
World:(takes the money) Cheapass! (spits in USA's face)
ID: 14263
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HE: I'm a photographer I've been looking for a face like yours!
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours!
HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance?
SHE: No, I'd like to have some pleasure too!
HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must have been given your share!
HE: Will you come out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend!
HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!
SHE: Okay, get out!
HE: I think I could make you very happy
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?
HE: What would you say if I asked u to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!
HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why, don't you already have one?
HE: Shall we go and see a film?
SHE: I've already seen it!
HE: Do you think it was fate that brought us together?
SHE: Nah, it was plain bad luck!
HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you.
HE: Haven't I seen you some place before?
SHE: Yes, that's why I don't go there any more.
HE: Is this seat empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down
ID: 16566
Insults
What's a Black Priest called?
Holy Shit!
ID: 16561
Insults
Have you heard about the Jewish sports car?
It stops on a dime, then picks it up
ID: 16550
Insults
How do you get 100 jews into a car?
Throw a quarter in it.
How do you get them out again?
Tell them Hilter is driving.
ID: 16364
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"Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I'll waste no time in reading it." - Moses Hadas.
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