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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza?
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a large pizza can feed a family of four
What do sperm and black men have in common?
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only one in a million work!!
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Below are questions that people "actually asked" of Park Rangers around the country, proving once again that there is no known limit to the depths of human stupidity.
(Source: Outside Magazine)
Grand Canyon National Park...
Was this man-made?
Do you light it up at night?
I bought tickets for the elevator to the bottom - where is it?
So where are the faces of the presidents?
Everglades National Park...
Are the alligators real?
Are the baby alligators for sale?
Where are all the rides?
What time does the two o'clock bus leave?
Denali National Park (Alaska)...
What time do you feed the bears?
Can you show me where the yeti lives?
How often do you mow the tundra?
How much does Mount McKinley weigh?
Mesa Verde National Park...
Did people build this, or did Indians?
Why did they build the ruins so close to the road?
What did they worship in the kivas - their own made-up religion?
Do you know of any undiscovered ruins?
Why did the Indians decide to live in Colorado?
Carlsbad Caverns National Park...
How much of the cave is underground?
So what's in the unexplored part of the cave?
Does it ever rain in here?
How many ping-pong balls would it take to fill this up?
So what is this - just a hole in the ground?
Yosemite National Park...
Where are the cages for the animals?
What time do you turn on Yosemite Falls?
Can I get my picture taken with the carving of President Clinton?
Yellowstone National Park...
Does Old Faithful erupt at night?
How do you turn it on?
When does the guy who turns it on get to sleep?
We had no trouble finding the park entrances, but where are the exits?
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SAY IT REALLY FAST
SAY*PINK CHEESE GREEN GHOST*
FAST IF UR A TRUE LATINO YOULL GET WAT THIS MEANS
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On a very busy high way there stood three images. Santa, The easter bunny and a smart mexican. Well who crossed the street first?
None
There is no such thing as santa, the easter bunny, or a smart mexican.
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why are black people so good at basket ball?
because they can Run, shoot and steal.
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People say you are the perfect idiot. I say you are not perfect, but you are doing pretty good.
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Aren't you tired of those stupid, mushy greeting cards down at the card store? Here's what a real friend would send to another...
Dear friend,
When you are sad, I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad...
When you are blue, I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you...
When you smile, I'll know you finally got laid...
When you are scared, I'll will rag about it every chance I get...
When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whinin'...
When you are confuse, I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass...
When you are sick, stay away from me until you're well again. I don't want whatever you have...
When you fall, I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass...
Sincerely,
Your friend
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You're so dumb you invented water proof tea bags!
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You're so broke, your bologna doesn't have a first name.
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