ID: 2312
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Roses are red,
Grass is green.
You have the shape
Of a washing machine.
ID: 8289
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I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear in my crib.
ID: 3284
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Albert Einstein arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is your IQ?" to which the man answers "241."
"That is wonderful!," says Albert. "We will talk about the Grand Unification Theory and the mysteries of the Universe. We will have much to discuss!"
Next Albert introduces himself to a woman and asks, "What is your IQ?" To which the lady answers, "144."
"That is great!," responds Albert. "We can discuss politics and current affairs. We will have much to discuss!"
Albert goes to another person and asks, "What is your IQ?" to which the man answers, "51."
Albert responds, "How 'bout them Cowboys?"
ID: 7511
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You're so dumb you stole free samples.
ID: 698
Insults
You are so stupid you tripped over a cordless phone!
You are so stupid you got locked in a furniture store and sat on the floor!
You are so stupid you didn't know how to swim so you got in the fish tank to try and learn!
ID: 83
Insults
The gap between your teeth is so big, I don't know whether to smile back or kick a field goal.
ID: 5129
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You're so ugly that you scared away a man-eating shark!
ID: 5995
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Stupidity is not a crime... So you're free to go!
ID: 8684
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My T.V. has more channels then your IQ, and I DON'T EVEN HAVE CABLE!
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