ID: 6731
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A black female is having trouble with her menses. She goes to the gynecologist and he asks: "Mrs. Williams, what kind of flow do you have?" "Linoleum" she replies.
ID: 10741
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There was a Polish man and an American on the street corner. The American man wanted to see if the Polish really were stupid. The Polish man replied, "No, you stupid American, we are not." The American then puts his hand in front of a metal pole, and tells the Polish man, he's sorry to hit him for it. When he goes to hit him, the American moves his hand, leaving the Polish man crying. The Polish man then puts his hand in front of his face and says, "What now?"
The Polish man went to the hospital. The entire time he was there, he insisted he screw the room lightbulb in himself.
ID: 5497
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A man went to apply for a job. After filling out all of his applications, he
waited anxiously for the outcome. The employer read all his applications and
said, "We have an opening for people like you." "Oh, great," he said, "What is
it?" "It's called the door!"
ID: 8087
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How do we know that Christ was Irish?
Because he was 33; still lived at home; thought his mother was a virgin, and she thought he was the son of God.
ID: 5220
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You're so stupid, you threw a rock at the ground and missed.
ID: 4039
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Bin Laden is sitting with his son and they are watching the Twin Towers collapse.
His son asks him, "Dad, which film is this?" to which he replied, "Son, this isn't a film, this is a series."
ID: 5418
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Why are there so few amusement parks in Japan?
Because they aren't tall enough to ride them!
ID: 1038
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You're so stupid that you sold your car for gas money!
ID: 12156
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newf is cool
timmy cool is cool
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all on my buddy list are cool
all on wocka are cool
all on braingle are cool
all on earth are cool
all in the many universes are cool
I just said you're cool
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