ID: 17348
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You'll never guess what just happened! I just got arrested for punching a black woman. It wasn't my fault it was my mom's. We were in Home Depot when she told me to go find a Black & Decker.
ID: 16364
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"Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I'll waste no time in reading it." - Moses Hadas.
ID: 14433
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Do you know what to say when someone is trying to roast you?
"Sorry, but my brain doesn't interpret stupid."
ID: 8701
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When I shake your head, all I hear is echo echo echo...
ID: 7104
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A boy walked up to a man and asked, "Hey mister, wanna donate to the WE NEED HELP children's fund?" the man said, "No, but I will donate a pack of listerine bottles because I hope all of the kids' breath don't smell as bad as yours!"
(real life situation)
ID: 11530
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Why do black people wear hats with such big bills?
So birds don't shit on their lips
ID: 8133
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Flea: (noun) a small, wingless, bloodsucking parasite
(see also) a. Brother-in-law
b. lawyer
c. politician
ID: 9448
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Parent: You two should sing in the talent show together.
Tim: When pigs fly!
cindy: You fly?
ID: 1073
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You're so fat that everybody has to talk behind your back!
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