ID: 14018
Insults
You are not as stupid as you look. That would be impossible.
ID: 9514
Insults
You want me to write a joke!?!? The world is being attacked by aliens! AWWWWW! A warning; they have huge, hairy jaws and beady little eyes and long mangy hair and a huge nose and foul breath and and... oops. That's just you.
ID: 9316
Insults
Your so ugly, when you were born the doctors shoved you back in.
ID: 17878
Insults
Why did the Japanese steal the Diaoyu Islands?
Because they don't have enough room for their funny farms!
ID: 15744
Insults
A newspaper columnist was found guilty and fined for calling a countess a cow. When the trial ended and the man paid his fine, he asked the judge, since it was now clear he couldn't call a countess a cow, could he call a cow a countess?
The judge said it was all right to do so. Whereupon the newspaperman turned to the countess in the courtroom, bowed elaborately, and said, "How do you do, Countess?"
ID: 9257
Insults
- You're so stupid, you got locked inside a grocery store and starved to death!
- You're so big, you play pool with the planets!
- You're so fat, when you went outside in yellow clothes, someone screamed, "TAXI!"
- You're so big, when you go to the movies, you sit next to everybody!
- You're so ugly, when you were born, the doctor slapped your parents.
- You're so stupid, the three stooges use you as an inspiration!
ID: 10566
Insults
Frankienstien was out on a rainy day and he saw a very ugly guy. "Lookin' good!" he said to him. Later he saw a super model he said, "So, how'd you get to be a mutant?"
ID: 14023
Insults
A blonde and a brunette have been fighting for over an hour about the sun.
The brunette yells,"THE SUN IS A STAR!!!"
The blonde yells,"NO IT'S EVERYONE IN THE WORLD'S FARTS!"
The brunette says to the blonde,"Girl, you couldn't play any stupider!"
Shocked, the blonde says in reply,"Who's playing?"
ID: 16558
Insults
A man walks into a restaurant, and asks the waiter:
Man: Waiter, how much is a cup of coffee?
Waiter: 50 cents, sir.
Man: How much are refills?
Waiter: They are free.
Man: That's nice, I'll have a refill, please.
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