ID: 5011
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Your cooking is so bad, the homeless give it back!
ID: 12191
Insults
Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!
Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.
Are your parents siblings?
As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?
Better at sex than anyone; now all he needs is a partner.
Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.
Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?
Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?
Do you want people to accept you as you are or do you want them to like you?
Don't you have a terribly empty feeling - in your skull?
Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?
Don't you need a license to be that ugly?
Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege!
Go ahead, tell them everything you know. It'll only take 10 seconds.
Have you considered suing your brains for non-support?
He has a mind like a steel trap - always closed!
He is living proof that man can live without a brain!
He is the kind of a man that you would use as a blueprint to build an idiot.
He's not stupid; he's possessed by a retarded ghost.
Here's 20 cents. Call all your friends and bring back some change!
Hi! I'm a human being! What are you?
How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?
I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
ID: 17389
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USA:What's wrong world?
World:(crying and sniffling) My kitty died!
USA: That's unfortunate. Here's a couple hundred billion dollars my hardworking citizens paid. I was gonna spend it on education and defence and whatnot, but you need it more.
World:(takes the money) Cheapass! (spits in USA's face)
ID: 11492
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If this offends anyone, PM me.
You know you're a Mexican when...
1. Someone related to you has their name tattooed anywhere on their body.
2. Your family goes to the flea market in their Sunday's best.
3. Your birthday doesn't have cake, candy, and Coca-Cola but has fajitas, chicken, and tequila.
4. When you've seen your uncle wearing your "new" clothes.
5. Your favorite music is not rap, rock, pop, or oldies, but instead, Tejano.
ID: 14018
Insults
You are not as stupid as you look. That would be impossible.
ID: 11497
Insults
Look at those ears! You have so much wax, that if I stuck a wick in there you would sing "Happy Birthday!"
ID: 11781
Insults
This joke may seem racist to some. I just wanted to warn you of this before you read it.
Sally - Where does a baby go after he or she has passed away?
Joe - I don't know.
Sally - To heaven. What does the baby get after he or she arrives in heaven?
Joe - I don't know.
Sally - Wings. What is the baby called?
Joe - I don't know.
Sally - An Angel. Where does a black baby go after he or she has passed away?
Joe - I don't know.
Sally - To heaven. What does the baby get after he or she arrives in heaven?
Joe - I don't know.
Sally - Wings. What is the baby called?
Joe - A bat!
ID: 12785
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How many men does it take to find anything?
Zero.
They have to ask a woman 1st and then after she tells them exactly where it is for the umpteenth time & they still can't find it.....
The now exasperated woman goes & gets it for them in the exact place she has told them it was.
Duh!!!
ID: 11976
Insults
I'll be sober tomorrow, but you'll be ugly for the rest of your life.
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