ID: 7223
Insults
Don't let your mind wander. It's too small to be out on its own.
ID: 5718
Insults
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
Yo momma is ugly,
And she looks just like you.
ID: 8305
Insults
Hey! Is that your head or did your neck blow a bubble?!
ID: 8855
Insults
Message from www.dating.com:
Your dating ad has been on the net
for 8 weeks without any answer!
Do you rather want us to try
one week without a picture?
ID: 6096
Insults
A dumb blonde, smart blonde, santa clause, and the tooth fairy are walking on the sidewalk together. One of them steps on a five dollar bill. Who picks it up?
Answer
no one!! three of them don't exist and the dumb blonde thought it was a gum wrapper.
ID: 9014
Insults
In a slave market, an owner is showing his slaves for selling.
A man come to the shop and pointing to an American slave and asked, "how much he is?". The owner said, "$100". And the man pioint to a Russian slave, asked again, and the owner reply, "$1000". The man point to Japanese slave, and the owner reply , "$10000".
Finally the man point to a African slave and ask the price, the owner reply, "$100000".
The customer is confused and ask, "Why that black slave cost too much?".
The owner reply, "His brain is still new, he never used his brain".
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I don't mean to make someone feel bad.
Coz i am a afro-american :)
ID: 12769
Insults
A man comes to dinner at a new friend's house.
While they eat, the new friend's small son keeps staring at the guest. Finally, the guest says, 'Why are you staring at me like that, young fellow?'
The kid says, 'Daddy told me you were a self-made man.'
'I am.'
'Well, why did you make yourself like that?'
ID: 8147
Insults
Keep talking, I always yawn when I'm interested.
ID: 5861
Insults
Could you fax me your photo very very urgently? Mind you it's really very very urgent, damn serious and very important ..... I'm playing cards and we've misplaced the JOKER.
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