INSULTS

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If Brains Were Fuel!!!

If brains were fuel, you wouldn't have enough to power an ant's motorcycle around the edge of a penny.

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Black Priest

What's a Black Priest called?
Holy Shit!

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Solar Powered

Your so stupid you invented glow in the dark sun glasses!

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Gap

The gap between your teeth is so big, I don't know whether to smile back or kick a field goal.

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Nuts

I used to think you were crazy, but now I can see your nuts

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You're So Poor

You're so poor I went in your front door and came out the back.

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Sleep

You are so stupid, you took a ruler with you to bed to see how long you slept!

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Around the House

You're so fat, when you sit around the house, you really sit around the house.

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I.Q.

My T.V. has more channels then your IQ, and I DON'T EVEN HAVE CABLE!

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