ID: 7251
Gross
Q: What do the Star Trek Enterprise and toilet paper have in common?
A: They both circle around Uranus searching for Klingons!
ID: 1036
Gross
Why does Santa have such big balls?
Because he only comes once a year!
ID: 1608
Gross
Why did Michael Jackson cover his body in cheese spread?
Because kids will do anything for the taste of Dairylee.
ID: 15527
Gross
Four gay guys walk into a gay bar and they find a problem. There's only one stool left.
One guy says "Lets flip for it"
But another says "No, Lets flip it over"
ID: 4366
Gross
A man walks into a hotel and asks the man for a room. The clerk says, "There's only one room left, and it's haunted."
But the man says, "I'll take it!" That night he heard the ghost. "I'm the ghost of Teeny Weenie! Stay here and I'll take your weenie!" and the man ran out of the hotel as fast as he could.
The next day, another man needed a room. The clerk again said, "There's only one room left and it's haunted." The man said,"I'll take it!" That night he heard the ghost. "I'm the ghost of Teeny Weenie!" he chanted. "Get out of bed or I'll take your weenie!" and he too ran out of the hotel as fast as he could.
The day after, another man came in needing a room. The clerk said for the third time, "There's only one room left, and it's haunted." He said, "I'll take it!" That night he heard the ghost. "I'm the Ghost of Teeny Weenie! Get out of bed or I'll take your weenie!"
The man said, "Oh yeah? Well, I'm the ghost of Christmas Past, take my dick and I'll kick your ass!"
ID: 14866
Gross
Q: How do you know when a blonde is on her period?
A: She only has on one sock!
ID: 187
Gross
A man walks into a bar and a drunk is sitting there mumbling something quietly. Curious the man takes the seat next to him. The drunk is mumbling, "Looks like plastic, feels like rubber." While looking at something in his hand.
The man asks the drunk if he may see what he means. The man feels the object and says, "It does look like plastic and feels like rubber. Where did you get it?"
The drunk replies, "From my nose."
ID: 17848
Gross
What is the difference between Jam and Marmalade?
You can't marmalade your dick up a 2 year olds ass.
ID: 17073
Gross
One day a man was sitting on a toilet with his solar power laptop, then his laptop fell in the toilet. He ran out of the bathroom screaming. The next person sat down to use the toilet. When he was done, he stood up looked at the toilet and screamed out of the bathroom. All the people in the bathroom ran out of the bathroom screaming.
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