ID: 17069
Gross
WARNING:DO NOT READ THIS IF YOU WANT TO LIVE ANYMORE OR EAT OR GO POTTY!
A person named tommy had a wife named heather. Whenever Heather came home, She would bring something disguisting.
When heather died in a war, Tommy was sad. He said to himself, I MUST DIE IN A TOILET INSTEAD!
ID: 3638
Gross
There once was this kid named Oddy,
He always missed the Potty,
He went some poops,
and shouted out oops,
Because Oddy Missed the Potty
ID: 6150
Gross
Daddy: Get the Nuts son
Bobby: Yes Dad
Daddy: Ouch!
ID: 6566
Gross
Two friends were talking.
The first one said to the other, "Hey, have you seen the movie, "Constipated" yet?"
The other replied, "Of course not! It hasn't come out yet."
ID: 1022
Gross
Bob and Bo are hunting. Bob had a sever case of diarrhea so he decided to stay and rest up. Bo goes out and kills a big deer and guts it. He then thinks it would be funny if he laid the deers guts in Bob's sleeping bag so he does and goes to sleep. Then he wakes up the next morning and see's that Bob and the guts are gone. Then he notices Bob and asks how's he feeling. Bob says, "My diarrhea was so bad I crapped my guts out but with God's grace and these two fingers I got them all back in."
ID: 1741
Gross
This lonely little boy was sitting at home, and he recently discovered the noises and smells that can emit from his body in the form of a fart.
So the bored little boy decided to travel the world looking for the best fart,
He went to Canada and realized that the cold temperature caused the farts to be really short.
He went to Mexico and realized all the spicy foods caused really uncomfortable farts.
All other parts of the world had interesting farts but not what the boy was looking for.
Feeling that he failed, the boy went back home after his yearly trips around the world, only to walk in on his mom bending over into an oven attempting to pull a cake out.
In the middle of her attempt she ripped the biggest fart in the world,
The boy was immediately excited he found the best fart,
Which proves the moral of the story
HOME IS WHERE THE FART IS!
ID: 1843
Gross
Q: Why did piglet look in the toilet?
A: He was looking for Pooh (poo)
ID: 7755
Gross
A man walks into a hamburger shop and orders a regular meal. Later, the waitress brings him his meal. He takes a bite out of it, and notices there's a small hair in the hamburger. He begins yelling frantically at the waitress, exclaiming, "Waitress! There's a hair in my hamburger! I demand to see what's going on!"
So, the waitress takes him back to the kitchen where the cook is, and to the man's demise, he sees the cook take the meat patty and flatten it under his arm pit. The distraught customer says, "That's disgusting!"
Then the waitress says, "You think that's disgusting? You should see him make donuts."
ID: 4254
Gross
Very stinky I can be.
And a wet hole is all you see.
Give me a rod and I'm happy.
In the silence I can queef.
No one thinks they're eating beef.
And please oh please don't use teeth.
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