BLOND

ID: 11716

Blond

The Twins

A blonde had twin girls - she called them Kate and Duplicate.

Then she had twin boys - she called them Pete and Repeat.

ID: 4043

Blond

After Sex

How does a blond turn the light on after sex?

ANSWER: She opens the car door.

ID: 5659

Blond

Best Kept Secret

At a dinner party, several of the guests were arguing whether men or women were more trustworthy. 'No woman,' said one man, scornfully, 'can keep a secret.'

'I don't know about that,' answered a blonde woman guest. 'I have kept my age a secret since I was twenty-one.'

'You'll let it out some day,' the man insisted.

'I hardly think so!' responded the blonde lady. 'When a woman has kept a secret for twenty-seven years, she can keep it forever.'

ID: 933

Blond

Keeping a Blonde Busy

How do you keep a blonde busy? (see below)
How do you keep a blonde busy? (see above)

ID: 2167

Blond

Blonde Radio

Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio?

It took her a month to realize she could play it at night.

ID: 1929

Blond

Computer

How do you tell that a blonde has been at a computer?

There is lipstick on the joy stick!

ID: 790

Blond

911

Why can't you trust a blonde to call for an ambulance?

She can't find the 11 to call 911.

ID: 667

Blond

Chain Link Fence

Why do blondes climb chain-link fences?

To see what's on the other side.

ID: 22

Blond

Clever Blond

What do you call a blond with half a brain?

Gifted.

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