ID: 18066
Blond
- How to make a blond busy ?
- Put her in a circle room and tell her to find a corner.
ID: 14876
Blond
An office technician got a call from a blonde. The blonde told the tech that her computer was not working. She described the problem and the tech concluded that the computer needed to be brought in and serviced.
He told her to "Unplug the power cord and bring it up here and I will fix it."
About fifteen minutes later she shows up at his door with the power cord in her hand.
ID: 14367
Blond
How you get rid of grey hairs:
1. Dye all your hair the color grey.
2. Shave your head.
3. Now you have no grey hairs.
ID: 14846
Blond
For those of you who do not know, a stroop test is where you say the color of the word, but not the word itself(and the words are spelling out colors).
One day there was a blonde. She saw stroop tests and found them fun. One day she was on a radio show. She said she was a fan of stroop tests and said she'd give the audience one. She explained what it was.
"Blue"
"Red"
"Green"
The first to call and give the answers would win a cash prize. Someone called in.
"YOU MORON! YOU CANT SPEAK A STROOP TEST!"
ID: 12197
Blond
Q: What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair brunette?
A: Artificial intelligence.
Q: When does a brunette have 1/2 of a brain?
A: After a dye job.
Q: Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes?
A: They're doing research on black holes.
ID: 13276
Blond
The blondes at the university were tired of not fitting in. They were tired of other students assuming they were just stupid bimbos. They wanted somewhere where they felt they belonged.
So they pressured the administration to set up a new Department especially for them. The university agreed, and set up the Blonde Education Department.
The blondes were ecstatic to have a department of their own where they could gather without being ridiculed. They felt they really belonged now.
They wanted other students to see that they weren't just stupid bimbos - after all, they now had their own department at the university.
They now all proudly wear the official sweatshirt of the Blonde Education Department which sports the saying: "I belong in B.E.D."
ID: 12268
Blond
A guy took his blonde girlfriend on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment: the reels, the rods, the wading suits, the rowboat, the car, and even a cabin in the woods. They spend a fortune.
The first day they go fishing, but they don't catch anything. The same thing happens on the second day, and on the third day. It goes on like this until finally, on the last day of their vacation, the guy catches a fish.
As they're driving home, they're really depressed. The guy turns to his girlfriend and says, "Do you realize that this one lousy fish we caught cost us fifteen hundred dollars?"
The girlfriend says, "Wow! It's a good thing we didnt catch any more!"
ID: 17317
Blond
How can you tell if a blonde has been in your fridge?
There is lipstick on the cucumber
ID: 11716
Blond
A blonde had twin girls - she called them Kate and Duplicate.
Then she had twin boys - she called them Pete and Repeat.
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