ID: 183
Blond
How does santa greet the three blonde sisters?
Ho. Ho. Ho.
ID: 9959
Blond
A blonde got lost in her car in a snowstorm. She remembered what her dad had once told her. ''If you ever get stuck in a snowstorm, wait for a snow plow and follow it.'' Pretty soon a snow plow came by, and she started to follow it. She followed the plow for about 45 minutes.
Finally, the driver of the truck got out and asked her what she was doing. She explained that her dad had told her if she ever got stuck in the snow, to follow a plow. The driver nodded and said, ''Well, I'm done with the parking lot here at Wal-Mart, now you can follow me over to K-Mart.''
ID: 3176
Blond
Q: What's the similarity between tyrannosaurus and blondes with an IQ greater then 200.
A: Both are extinct.
ID: 3572
Blond
A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed on "Science & Nature." Her question was, "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?"
She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?"
ID: 3716
Blond
A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde were on their way to Heaven. God told them that the stairway to Heaven was 1000 steps, and that on every 5th step He would tell them a joke. He told them not to laugh at any of the jokes along the way or else they would not be able to enter Heaven. The brunette went first and started laughing on the 45th step, so she could not enter Heaven. The redhead went next and started laughing on the 200th step, so she could not enter Heaven either. Then, it was the blonde's turn. When she got to the 999th step, she started laughing. "Why are you laughing?" God asked. "I didn't tell a joke." "I know," the blonde replied. "I just got the first joke."
ID: 153
Blond
How do you tell a blondes been using your computer?
There's whiteout on the screen
ID: 4478
Blond
Suddenly the electricity went off in the house of a blonde.
So, she wanted to light a match.
After being tired of looking for the match, she blew out the candle and went to sleep.
ID: 261
Blond
TO: Boss
FROM: Blondie
RE: Changing Calendars from Y2K
I hope that I haven't misunderstood your instructions because, to be honest, none of this Y to K problem made much sense to me. At any rate, I have finished the conversion of all of the months on all of the company calendars for next year. The calendars have returned from the printer and are ready to be distributed with the following new months:
Januark
Februark
Mak
Julk
I also changed all the days of each week to:
Sundak
Mondak
Tuesdak
Wednesdak
Thursdak
Fridak
Saturdak
We are now Y to K compliant. Have a nice dak!!!
ID: 6212
Blond
One afternoon a blonde walked into a small store. The store was having a special on CD players. She walked up to a CD player, then picked it up, and proceeded to the front counter, where she asked two employees what the price was.
The two men looked at each other, and one of them said to the other in an audible whisper, "Don't worry, she's a stupid and dumb blonde. Let's raise the price!" The blonde COULD hear this, but said nothing. The other man nodded to his fellow employee, and said, "Okay, ma'am, the price is $75.00."
Amazingly, the blonde agreed, and paid the money, then got her CD player.
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A couple hours later, the blonde comes in again. The same two men are there. Thinking that she had gotten a good deal on the CD player, she wanted to know if she could get any more good deals.
She was just about to ask the two men if there were any other specials when she started blinking her eyes as if she had been offended. One of the employees asked her, "Is there something wrong?"
The blonde answered, "Hey! You don't talk to me! I AM NOT dumb, and I AM NOT stupid. HOW could you insult me like that?"
The blonde stormed out of the store.
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