ID: 11091
Blond
Did you hear about the blonde who ran for president?
She got tired after 2 miles and dropped out of the running.
ID: 1929
Blond
How do you tell that a blonde has been at a computer?
There is lipstick on the joy stick!
ID: 667
Blond
Why do blondes climb chain-link fences?
To see what's on the other side.
ID: 444
Blond
Two blondes were going to Disneyland when they came to a fork in the road. The sign read: "Disneyland Left."
So they went home.
ID: 149
Blond
Why did the first blonde president move out of the oval office?
She couldn't find a corner to put her stuff in.
ID: 674
Blond
A blonde is on the road when suddenly she gets a phonecall from her friend: "Watch out! I heard on the radio that some lunatic is going against traffic!" So the blonde says, "Only one? They all are!"
ID: 668
Blond
Why does a blond wear a tight skirt?
To keep her legs closed
ID: 1669
Blond
A blonde's house is on fire so she runs outside to use a payphone to call for help. She gets the 911 operator, and gets transferred to the firehouse. "Mr. Fireman, my house is on fire, you have to help me!" The Fireman replies, "Yes, yes, Miss, how do I get to your house?"
The blonde pauses a moment, and replies, "Umm, it's the house that's on fire." Realizing he is now talking to a blonde, the fireman comes back with, "No, Miss, how would you like me to get to your house?" to which the blonde replies, "Duh, big red truck!"
ID: 513
Blond
A blonde woman is driving down the road. She notices that she's low on gas, so she stops at a gas station. While she's pumping her gas, she notices that she locked the keys in the car. So when she goes inside to pay, she asks the attendant for a hanger so that she can attempt to open the door herself.
She returns outside and begins to jimmy the lock. Ten minutes later, the attendant comes out to see how the blonde is faring.
Outside the car, the blonde is moving the hanger around and around while the blonde inside the car is saying, "A little more to the left...a little more to the right!..."
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