ID: 4056
Blond
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a tortoise?
A: The blond is better on her back than the tortoise.
ID: 14461
Blond
This is completely true!
Okay, so it was after dinner and my sister, dad and I were at the table just kinda goofing off then my sister asked me this riddle:
There is one man in a jungle, he reaches into his pocket and takes something out, it has a head and a tail but no body, yet he is not afraid. What was the thing he found in his pocket?
I couldn't figure it out so my dad gave me a hint:
you can flip it.
I still could not figure it out.
What do you flip? asked my dad.
Then I was all like:
A coin. A COIN! A COIN! THAT'S IT, A COIN!!!
What can I say? I'm a blonde, but it doesn't count too much because I have dirty blonde hair and blonde and dirty blonde isn't the same thing.
ID: 10704
Blond
Blonds are so dumb. I'm lucky my hair is yellow.
ID: 9841
Blond
What do you call a blonde with two brain cells?
Pregnant!
Why did the blonde die in the helecopter crash?
She got cold so she turned off the fan!
How did the blonde die ice fishing?
She got ran over by the zamboni machine!
( Zambonis make the ice on skating rinks)
How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?
She fell out of the tree!
A blonde was taking a walk outside when a bird flew over her in the sky. When it suddenly dropped a load on her. What did she say?
Good thing my mouth was open or it would've hit me in the face!
ID: 668
Blond
Why does a blond wear a tight skirt?
To keep her legs closed
ID: 22
Blond
What do you call a blond with half a brain?
Gifted.
ID: 424
Blond
Oscar drove his brand new Mercedes car to his favorite sporting goods store. He parked it outside and went in to do a little perusing with Jan, his regular sales woman.
Jan was a pretty blonde, and as Oscar walked into the store, she happily greeted him. But he requested to look around alone today before he needed her help. She obliged and let him do his thing.
Five minutes later, Jan came running up to him yelling, "Oscar! Oscar! I just saw someone driving off with your new Mercedes!"
"Dear God! Did you try to stop him?"
"No," she said, "I did better than that! I got the license plate number!"
ID: 667
Blond
Why do blondes climb chain-link fences?
To see what's on the other side.
ID: 9959
Blond
A blonde got lost in her car in a snowstorm. She remembered what her dad had once told her. ''If you ever get stuck in a snowstorm, wait for a snow plow and follow it.'' Pretty soon a snow plow came by, and she started to follow it. She followed the plow for about 45 minutes.
Finally, the driver of the truck got out and asked her what she was doing. She explained that her dad had told her if she ever got stuck in the snow, to follow a plow. The driver nodded and said, ''Well, I'm done with the parking lot here at Wal-Mart, now you can follow me over to K-Mart.''
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