ID: 8166
Blond
Two blondes are filling up at a gas station. The first one says to the other, "I bet these awful gas prices are going even higher".
The second replies, "It won't affect me. I always buy exactly $10 worth".
ID: 6834
Blond
Why did the blonde bring sandpaper to the desert?
She needed a map.
Why did the blonde bring a car door to the desert?
If it got hot she could roll the window down.
How did the blonde explain her helicopter crash?
It was getting hot so I turned the ceiling fan off.
What is the latest health epidemic among blondes?
MAIDS. If they don't get one they die.
Why did the blonde wear a condom on each ear?
She didn't want to get hearing AIDS.
What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back.
What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?
Run like hell; She's got a grenade in her mouth.
Why was the blonde so happy after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in 6 months?
Because on the box it said from two to four years.
How do you know if a blonde e-mails you?
There's a computer in the mailbox.
How do you know if a blonde's been using the computer?
There's whiteout on the screen.
How do you know if a second blonde has been using the computer?
There's writing on the white out.
How do you know if a third blonde has been using the computer?
There's cheese in front of the mouse.
What do you call brunette hair dye?
A1)Artificial Intelligence. A2)Birth control
What do you call a brunette between two blondes?
An interpreter.
What do you call a blonde between two brunettes?
A mental block.
What do you call a blonde holding a balloon?
Siamese twins.
What do you call a blonde in a sauna?
A hot air balloon.
What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?
They're both empty from the neck up.
ID: 15818
Blond
The university's gymnasium hallway displayed basketball team pictures from the past forty years.
In every photo, one player, sitting front row center, held a basketball identifying the year of the team: 94-95, 95-96, 96-97, 97-98, etc.
One day, a senior on the basketball team noticed a cute, blonde freshman cheerleader staring curiously at the photos. The senior, hoping to score a few points off the court, commented about the team's history.
Impressed, the cute, blonde freshman cheerleader said: "Isn't it amazing how the teams always won by just one point?"
ID: 7733
Blond
How many stupid blondes does it take to make a circuit?
Two - one to stand inside the bath, the other to pass the hair dryer.
ID: 11053
Blond
Umm...why is this category called "blond" when really it's spelled "blonde"??
ID: 9764
Blond
A blond employee calls the Help Desk to complain that there's something wrong with her password.
"The problem is that whenever I type the password, it just shows stars," she says.
"Those asterisks are to protect you," the Help Desk technician explains, "so if someone were standing behind you, they wouldn't be able to read your password."
"Yeah," she says, "but they show up even when there is no one standing behind me!"
ID: 9415
Blond
Why didn't the blonde make the gymnastics team?
When they asked for a cartwheel, she stole a tire from the hot dog vendor.
ID: 6741
Blond
Two brunettes and a blonde are attempting to fix a roof. While they are on the roof, a herd of cattle run by and knock down the ladder and leave a big pile of poop behind.
The two brunettes decide to make the blonde check how deep the poop is so they can jump down. So the blonde jumps down and yells, "It's only ankle deep."
So the two brunettes jump down and scream, "What are you talking about?! It's up to our heads!"
And the blonde replies, "Well, I jumped in head first."
ID: 8187
Blond
Q) What does a blond say when she comes out of a lesbian bar?
A) Wow, those people sure were friendly!
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