ID: 7676
Blond
While at work this man heard a very funny knock-knock joke. He told himself, "Although my wife is blonde I'm sure she will get this one!" Upon arriving home that night he proceeded to tell his wife about this joke he had heard. "Knock-knock," he said. She said, "Hold on honey, let me answer the door."
ID: 9074
Blond
How do you plant dope?
Bury a blond.
ID: 11310
Blond
What do you say to a blonde who looks stupid in her ear muffs?
Anything you want! She cant hear you!
P.S. no offence to blondes!
ID: 14015
Blond
One day a blonde and her boyfriend went to a car store. He asks her what car she wants but she says, "I dunno."
So he takes her around to all the car shops and she says, "I want the BMW."
He asks her why she wants a BMW and she says, "Because I dunno how to spell the other brands!"
ID: 17923
Blond
A man was in his front yard mowing the grass when his attractive blonde female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut & stormed back in the house. A little later she came out of her house again went to the mail box and again, opened it, slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went. As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever. Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?"
To which she replied, "There certainly is!
My stupid computer keeps saying, 'YOU'VE GOT MAIL.'"
ID: 18035
Blond
One day, a kindergarten teacher, who was incidentally blonde, gave everybody a set of crayons and told them to draw something with it.
The teacher noticed that Little Johnny had drawn a sun enclosed in a box with rays shining out of it.
'Johnny,' said the teacher with a confused look. 'Did your grandparents come from Japan?'
'No, Macedonia,' said the colour blind child.
ID: 15690
Blond
There was a blonde that was chopping at a tree near the neighbor's house. Suddenly it fell over and hit the neighbor's house. The neighbor came out and said, "You just crashed a tree on our house!"
The blonde replied, "Well, since it's an hour house, it'll be gone in 60 minutes."
ID: 4059
Blond
A man is passing a blonde and he says, "Where are those legs going?" and the blonde answers, "They are going home for now unless something comes between them."
ID: 18065
Blond
- What does a blond say to a two headed monster ?
- Hello ! Hello !
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