ID: 2627
Blond
When the surgeon came to see his blonde patient on the day after her operation, she asked him somewhat hesitantly just how long it would be before she could resume her sex life.
"Uh, I hadn't really thought about it," admitted the stunned surgeon. You're the first one ever to ask that after a tonsillectomy.
ID: 14596
Blond
One day after a birthday party at the jumper house, a young blond told her mother:
Mommy, Mommy, I'm soooooo generous! When I was about to go into the jumpers, I found so many shoes and took them to the lost and found! Aren't I soooooo generous?
ID: 589
Blond
What does a blonde say when you blow in their ear?
Thank you for the refill.
ID: 6212
Blond
One afternoon a blonde walked into a small store. The store was having a special on CD players. She walked up to a CD player, then picked it up, and proceeded to the front counter, where she asked two employees what the price was.
The two men looked at each other, and one of them said to the other in an audible whisper, "Don't worry, she's a stupid and dumb blonde. Let's raise the price!" The blonde COULD hear this, but said nothing. The other man nodded to his fellow employee, and said, "Okay, ma'am, the price is $75.00."
Amazingly, the blonde agreed, and paid the money, then got her CD player.
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A couple hours later, the blonde comes in again. The same two men are there. Thinking that she had gotten a good deal on the CD player, she wanted to know if she could get any more good deals.
She was just about to ask the two men if there were any other specials when she started blinking her eyes as if she had been offended. One of the employees asked her, "Is there something wrong?"
The blonde answered, "Hey! You don't talk to me! I AM NOT dumb, and I AM NOT stupid. HOW could you insult me like that?"
The blonde stormed out of the store.
ID: 5751
Blond
Q: What did the blonde say when she crossed the road?
A: Hey! How'd I get over here?
ID: 4109
Blond
A girl was visiting her blonde friend who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were.
The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex.
Her friend asked, "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?"
"HellOOOooo," answered the blonde. "They're watch dogs."
ID: 261
Blond
TO: Boss
FROM: Blondie
RE: Changing Calendars from Y2K
I hope that I haven't misunderstood your instructions because, to be honest, none of this Y to K problem made much sense to me. At any rate, I have finished the conversion of all of the months on all of the company calendars for next year. The calendars have returned from the printer and are ready to be distributed with the following new months:
Januark
Februark
Mak
Julk
I also changed all the days of each week to:
Sundak
Mondak
Tuesdak
Wednesdak
Thursdak
Fridak
Saturdak
We are now Y to K compliant. Have a nice dak!!!
ID: 22
Blond
What do you call a blond with half a brain?
Gifted.
ID: 10010
Blond
Why is a blond, Blond?
Isn't it obvious? They're dumb.
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