ID: 350
Blond
Why are the blonde's boobs square?
She forgot to take the tissues out of the box!
ID: 5149
Blond
An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a stay-over in another city, so upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight.
The next morning as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up wondering what happened to her. She answered the phone, sobbing, and said she couldn't get out of her room.
"You can't get out of your room?" the captaind asked, "Why not?"
The stewardess replied, "There are only three doors in here," she cried, "one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says "Do Not Disturb"!!
ID: 1937
Blond
How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?
Wave!
ID: 10940
Blond
I always wondered why there are so many blond jokes,but no brunettes. I asked a brunette friend of mine.
"Why do you think there are no brunette jokes?" I asked her.
"Well,that's a given. Blonds are too stupid to make them up."
ID: 9416
Blond
What was the blonde college student doing at the harbor?
Looking for an internship.
ID: 9427
Blond
A blonde and a brunette are walking along the sidewalk, and the brunette says she is dying of thirst and wants Dr. Pepper. The blonde runs across town into the nearest hospital and asks the receptionist for Dr. Pepper. The receptionist says OK, and hands her a bottle of soda. The blonde says, "What do you think this is? A Joke? My friend is dying and needs to see Dr. Pepper right away!!!"
ID: 11716
Blond
A blonde had twin girls - she called them Kate and Duplicate.
Then she had twin boys - she called them Pete and Repeat.
ID: 9663
Blond
Did you hear about the smart blonde?
Neither did I!
ID: 9303
Blond
What did the blonde say to the red head?
Nothing. She couldn't remember what she was going to say!
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