ID: 14839
Blond
This story is true. I heard my brother tell it to my cousins when we went out spotlighting.
Well my brother and 2 of his friends were drunk. One of my brothers friends were so drunk he passed out. I forget what he landed on, but the power went out. The blond comes screaming "What's happening??!!" my brother and his other friend reply,"The house is falling down!!" So the blond runs to the door and pushes up on the doorway, and turns beet red. I don't know the erst of the story because my brother had just remembered I was in the car. He knew I would tell mom everything he said that was bad because I'm 12.
ID: 13581
Blond
A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor. The doctor asked her what had happened to her ears and she answered, "I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang - but instead of picking up the phone I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear."
"Oh Dear!" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. "But... what happened to your other ear?"
"The son of a bitch called back."
ID: 16410
Blond
A blond finished his English exam and came out.
His friends asked him how did he do in his exam; he replied, "Exam was okay, but for the past tense of THINK, I thought, thought, thought ... and at last I wrote THUNK!"
ID: 11843
Blond
She Was So Blonde
She told someone to meet her at the corner of "Walk" and "Don't Walk".
ID: 14125
Blond
One day, a six year old blonde came up to her mother and said:
"When I grow up, I want to be a Hillary Duff, she's amazing!"
lol, only a blonde would say that.
ID: 9958
Blond
1 What's the advantage of having a blonde as a girlfriend?
You get to park in handicapped zones.
2 What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket?
A rebel without a clue.
3 Why did God give blondes 2% more brains than horses?
So they don't crap on the street during parades!
ID: 9303
Blond
What did the blonde say to the red head?
Nothing. She couldn't remember what she was going to say!
ID: 9764
Blond
A blond employee calls the Help Desk to complain that there's something wrong with her password.
"The problem is that whenever I type the password, it just shows stars," she says.
"Those asterisks are to protect you," the Help Desk technician explains, "so if someone were standing behind you, they wouldn't be able to read your password."
"Yeah," she says, "but they show up even when there is no one standing behind me!"
ID: 7193
Blond
A blonde walks into a restaraunt and asks for fish and chips. When she sees the fries on her plate she says "I asked for chips, not fries!"
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