ID: 16579
Blond
A man walks into Starbucks.
Man: I want a cup of coffee.
Blond Waitress: Sure that will be $1.00
The man pays for the coffee, the blond then goes and measures a cup of coffee and brings it to the man, she dumps it all onto his table.
Man: I wanted a cup of coffee, not this!!
Blond: You wanted a "cup" of coffee, if you wanted a cup you could of asked for one.
ID: 10483
Blond
1 What do blondes and cow pies have in common?
The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.
2 What did the blonde do when her doctor told her she had sugar in her urine?
She peed on her corn flakes.
3 What did the blonde do when she noticed that someone had already written on the overhead transparency?
She turned it over and used the other side.
4 Did you hear about the stupid blonde?
She got hit by a parked car.
5 Why can't the blonde add 10 and 7 on a calculator?
Because she can't find the 10
ID: 9303
Blond
What did the blonde say to the red head?
Nothing. She couldn't remember what she was going to say!
ID: 10075
Blond
1 What do you call five blondes at the bottom of the pool?
Air bubbles!
2 What do you call 4 blondes lying on the ground?
An air mattress.
3 What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home?
She moved.
4 What are the worst six years in a blonde's life?
Third Grade.
5 Why did the blonde want to become a veterinarian?
Because she loved children.
ID: 11106
Blond
A blond in a mathematics test encountered this problem
Find X
This was her answer
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14.6578i \
i \ X________ Here it is
i \
i \
i \
i \
i_________\
12.76
ID: 11366
Blond
"How come you're late?" asks the bartender as the blonde waitress walks in the door.
"It was awful," she explains. "I was walking down Elm street and there was this terrible accident. A man was lying in the middle of the street. He'd been thrown from his car. His leg was broken, his skull was fractured, and there was blood everywhere. Thank God I took that first-aid course and all my training came back to me in a minute."
"What did you do?" asks the bartender.
"I sat down and put my head between my knees to keep from fainting!"
ID: 11500
Blond
One day a blonde went into a restaurant and decided she was going to order the free birthday dessert, even though it wasn't her birthday.
A month later on her real birthday she went back to the restaurant with her family, and they had the same waiter.
She ordered the dessert again and the waiter recognized her.
This was her excuse:
"Oh that wasn't me that was my twin sister."
Let's just say she wasn't going back anytime soon.
ID: 149
Blond
Why did the first blonde president move out of the oval office?
She couldn't find a corner to put her stuff in.
ID: 668
Blond
Why does a blond wear a tight skirt?
To keep her legs closed
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