ID: 16110
Blond
A blonde named Megan decides to go out for a ride in her new convertible. While she's out driving she sees her best friend Christina, another blonde. She has a sign that reads "Vegas or Bust." "Why are you leaving?" asked Megan. "Some guy came up to me and told me to get out of town." "Come with me. We'll go find the guy that said this and find out what's up." Christina got in the car and they drove until Christina said she saw the guy who told her to leave town.
As they approached him, he looked at Christina and said, "I remember you." She cowered behind Megan. "You forgot your flier." He handed her a flier that read "Get Outta Town! To Sunny Beach Resorts California!"
ID: 668
Blond
Why does a blond wear a tight skirt?
To keep her legs closed
ID: 790
Blond
Why can't you trust a blonde to call for an ambulance?
She can't find the 11 to call 911.
ID: 1344
Blond
Two blondes were walking down the street. One noticed a compact on the sidewalk and leaned down to pick it up. She opened it, looked in the mirror and said, "Hmmm, this person looks familiar." The second blonde said, "Let me look!" The first blonde handed her the compact. The second blonde looked in the mirror and said, "You dummy, it's me!
ID: 5751
Blond
Q: What did the blonde say when she crossed the road?
A: Hey! How'd I get over here?
ID: 1613
Blond
What do you call a blond who can change a lightbulb?
Talented
ID: 4055
Blond
Why does a blond stand next to a mirror with her hands on her eyes?
She wants to see how she looks like when she is sleeping.
ID: 4411
Blond
Q:What did the blonde's right leg say to her left leg?
A:Nothing, they haven't met yet.
ID: 2829
Blond
Q. How did the blond injure herself raking leaves?
A. She fell out of the tree!
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