BLOND

ID: 17558

Blond

Keep an Idiot Busy III

Q: How do you keep an idiot busy?
A: Have him read this.

ID: 6654

Blond

Candel

Q: What does a blonde do when it gets cold?
A: Sits around a candle
Q: What does she do when it gets really cold?
A: Lights it

ID: 8755

Blond

Survey

When a guy asked a blond to take a survey, she asked, "Do I have to bring it back?"

ID: 7055

Blond

Winning The Nobel Prize!

A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a male farmer standing in the middle of a huge field of grass. Of course the farmer is a blond. :)

He pulls the car over to the side of the road and notices that the farmer is just standing there, doing nothing, looking at nothing.

The man gets out of the car, walks all the way out to the farmer and asks him, "Er... excuse me mister, but what are you doing?"

The farmer replies, "I'm trying to win a Nobel Prize."

"How?" asks the man, puzzled.

"Well, I heard they give the Nobel Prize to people who are out standing in their field!"

ID: 7461

Blond

A Blond Laughs at a Joke 3 Times

A blonde laughs at a joke 3 times.

When the joke is told,

When the joke is explained,

And 5 days later, when she gets it.

ID: 11106

Blond

Maths Quiz

A blond in a mathematics test encountered this problem

Find X

This was her answer

i
i \
i \
14.6578i \
i \ X________ Here it is
i \
i \
i \
i \
i_________\
12.76

ID: 8903

Blond

Long and Hard

What to a blonde is long and hard?
4th Grade

ID: 10165

Blond

Amusement Park Ride

Why didn't the blonde go on the amusement park ride?

Because he was too tall.

ID: 10940

Blond

Brunette Jokes

I always wondered why there are so many blond jokes,but no brunettes. I asked a brunette friend of mine.

"Why do you think there are no brunette jokes?" I asked her.

"Well,that's a given. Blonds are too stupid to make them up."

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