ID: 2169
Blond
What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA?
"Look! They have spelt MACY'S wrong!"
ID: 10522
Blond
1 Why don't blondes eat bananas?
They can't find the zipper.
2 Why don't blondes use vibrators?
They chip their teeth.
3 Why don't blondes in San Francisco wear short black mini skirts?
Cause their balls show.
4 Why don't a blondes eyes fall out of her when she stands?
The vacuum in her head keeps them in place.
5 What does a blonde answer to the question "Are you sexually active?"
"No, I just lie there."
ID: 444
Blond
Two blondes were going to Disneyland when they came to a fork in the road. The sign read: "Disneyland Left."
So they went home.
ID: 1838
Blond
All the boys and girls in Mrs. Dovers class are drawing. Mrs. Dover came over to Tommy and said, "What picture are you drawing?" Tommy said, "A cow eating grass." "Ok, where's the grass?" "The cow ate it all." "Ok, where's the cow?" "He went to go look for more grass."
ID: 1958
Blond
What is a blonde's mating call?
NEXT!!!!!!!!
ID: 1286
Blond
Q: Why did the blonde have bruises around her bellybutton?
A: Because her boyfriend was blond too!
ID: 2781
Blond
Why did the blonde run out of shampoo?
She kept following the instructions: lather, rinse, repeat!
ID: 872
Blond
What two things in the air can make a blonde pregnant?
Her Legs
ID: 1658
Blond
Three blondes died and are at the pearly gates of heaven. St. Peter tells them that they can enter the gates if they can answer one simple question.
St. Peter asks the first blonde, "What is Easter?" The blonde replies, "Oh, that's easy! It's the holiday in November when everyone gets together, eats turkey, and are thankful..."
"Wrong!" replies St. Peter, and proceeds to ask the second blonde the same question, "What is Easter?" The second blonde replies, "Easter is the holiday in December when we put up a nice tree, exchange presents, and celebrate the birth of Jesus."
St. Peter looks at the second blonde, shakes his head in disgust, tells her she's wrong, and then peers over his glasses at the third blonde and asks, "What is Easter?"
The third blonde smiles confidently and says to St. Peter, "I know what Easter is." "Oh?" says St. Peter, incredulously. "Easter is the Christian holiday that coincides with the Jewish celebration of Passover. Jesus and his disciples were eating at the last supper and Jesus was later deceived and turned over to the Romans by one of his disciples. The Romans took him to be crucified and he was stabbed in the side, made to wear a crown of thorns, and was hung on a cross with nails through his hands. He was buried in a nearby cave which was sealed off by a large boulder."
St. Peter smiles broadly with delight.
The third blonde continues, "Every February the boulder is moved aside so that Jesus can come out... and, if he sees his shadow, there will be six more weeks of winter."
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