ID: 10493
Blond
1. What's the real reason a brunette keeps her figure?
No one else wants it.
2. What's a brunette's mating call?
"Has the blonde left yet?"
3. What do you call a brunette who dies her hair blonde?
Artifical Stupidity
4. What kind of costumes do brunette girls wear on Halloween?
They just stand on their heads and go as dirty mops.
5. Why don't brunettes get breast implants?
They've already spent their money on thigh and butt implants.
ID: 5426
Blond
Q: How can you tell if a blonde has stolen your bike?
A: She's running away with it under her arm.
ID: 1382
Blond
Q: What do you call 4 blondes standing side-by-side?
A: A wind tunnel.
ID: 5149
Blond
An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a stay-over in another city, so upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight.
The next morning as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up wondering what happened to her. She answered the phone, sobbing, and said she couldn't get out of her room.
"You can't get out of your room?" the captaind asked, "Why not?"
The stewardess replied, "There are only three doors in here," she cried, "one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says "Do Not Disturb"!!
ID: 615
Blond
Why do blondes hate making Kool-aid?
They can't fit the 8 cups of water in the
envelope!
ID: 1009
Blond
What do railroad tracks and blondes have in common?
They are both laid all over America!
ID: 4840
Blond
While shopping at the grocery store, I noticed that the tuna packed in spring water was labeled dolphin safe, but the tuna packed in oil was not.
I mentioned this fact to the blonde cashier and mused out loud, "I wonder why?"
The blonde replied, "Must be because the oil would suffocate them."
ID: 4056
Blond
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a tortoise?
A: The blond is better on her back than the tortoise.
ID: 451
Blond
During late spring one year, a blonde was trying out her new boat. She was unable to have her boat perform, travel through water, or do any maneuvers whatsoever no matter how hard she tried.
After trying for over three days to make it work properly, she decided to seek help. She putted the boat over to the local marina in hopes that someone there could identify her problem.
Workers determined that everything from the engine to the outdrive was working perfectly on the topside of the boat. So, a puzzled marina employee jumped into the water to check underneath the boat for problems. Because he was laughing so hard, he came up choking on water and gasping for air. Under the boat, still strapped in place securely, was the trailer.
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