ID: 7461
Blond
A blonde laughs at a joke 3 times.
When the joke is told,
When the joke is explained,
And 5 days later, when she gets it.
ID: 9583
Blond
I was watching Beauty and the Geek the other day, and felt like submitting this joke (as it's somewhat similar to something that happened in the show).
A blonde is in school, and her teacher is having a random discussion about IQs.
Teacher: "So what would you say your IQ is?" she asks a student
Kid #1: "I don't know.. I think it's just the regular 100."
Teacher: "He, he, alright, you?" she asks another student.
Kid #2: "Umm... well... I took a test and it's 118."
Teacher: "Ah, you're pretty smart, then."
The teacher then realizes that someone is not paying attention.
Teacher: "What IQ do you think you have, young lady?"
The blonde jolts up a little due to the surprise.
Blonde: "My IQ?"
Teacher: "Yes."
The blonde then grins arrogantly, "Heh, my IQ is, I would say, probably like an A right now... what is that? Like a 4.0?"
ID: 13095
Blond
A blonde woman was at work when she received a phone call
that her daughter was very sick with a fever.
She left her work and stopped by the pharmacy to
get some medication.
She got back to her car and found that she had
locked her keys in the car
She didn't know what to do, so she called home and
told the baby sitter what had happened.
The baby sitter told her that the fever was getting
worse. She said, "You might find a coat hanger and
use that to open the door."
The woman looked around and found an old rusty coat
hanger that had been left on the ground, possibly by
someone else who at some time had locked
their keys in their car. She looked at the hanger
and said, "I don't know how to use this."
She bowed her head and asked God to send her help.
Within five minutes a beat up old motorcycle pulled
up, with a dirty, greasy, bearded man who was
wearing an old biker skull rag on his head.
The woman thought, "This is what you sent to help
me?" But, she was desperate, so she was also very
thankful.
The man got off of his cycle and asked if he could
help.
She said, "Yes, my daughter is very sick. I stopped
to get her some medication and I locked my keys in
my car. I must get home to her.
Please, can you use this hanger to unlock my car?"
He said, "Sure." He walked over to the car, and in
less than a minute the car was opened. She hugged
the man and through her tears she said, "Thank
You So Much! You are a very nice man."
The man replied, "Lady, I am not a nice man. I just
got out of prison today. I was in prison for car
theft and have only been out for about an hour."
The woman hugged the man again and with sobbing
tears cried out loud, "Oh, Thank you God! You even
sent me a Professional!"
ID: 10097
Blond
1 What is the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot?
Bigfoot has been spotted.
2 How do you drown a blonde?
Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool.
3 What's the blonde's cheer?
"I'm blonde, I'm blonde, I'm B.L.O.N....ah, oh well...
4 What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for her thoughts?
Change.
5 How does a blonde moonwalk?
She pulls down her panties and slides her butt along the floor!
ID: 8755
Blond
When a guy asked a blond to take a survey, she asked, "Do I have to bring it back?"
ID: 9074
Blond
How do you plant dope?
Bury a blond.
ID: 9427
Blond
A blonde and a brunette are walking along the sidewalk, and the brunette says she is dying of thirst and wants Dr. Pepper. The blonde runs across town into the nearest hospital and asks the receptionist for Dr. Pepper. The receptionist says OK, and hands her a bottle of soda. The blonde says, "What do you think this is? A Joke? My friend is dying and needs to see Dr. Pepper right away!!!"
ID: 7610
Blond
A blonde goes on vacation to New York and wants to take a tour.
She goes to ask about the tours and says, "So, where can I catch the bus for the walking tour?"
ID: 7443
Blond
1. If you had a $25 bill, what would you do with it?
2. How many tomatoes grow on a tree?
3. How many animals did Moses take on the ark?
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