ID: 588
Blond
Why did a blonde take an empty glass and a glass full of water to bed?
She wasn't sure if she would get thirsty during the night.
ID: 112
Blond
A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job. The officer wants to ask her a few questions....
Officer: What's 2+2?
Blonde: Ummmmm... 4!
Officer: What's the square root of 100?
Blonde: Ummmm... 10!
Officer: Good! Now, who killed Abraham Lincoln?
Blonde: Ummmm... I dunno.
Officer: Well, you can go home and think about it. Come back tomorrow.
The blonde goes home and calls up one of her friends, who asks her if she got the job. The blonde says, excitedly, "Not only did I get the job, I'm already working on a murder case!"
ID: 4056
Blond
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a tortoise?
A: The blond is better on her back than the tortoise.
ID: 331
Blond
Two blonds decided to go shopping. A few hours later they come out and the first blond realizes that she has locked her keys in the car, so they spent a few hours pacing around the car trying to figure out what to do. Finally, the first blond looks off into the distance and sees storm clouds. She turns to her friend and says, "Quick, think of something because a storm is coming and I left the convertible top open!"
ID: 42
Blond
What does a blonde say when she loses her virginity?
"So are you guys all on the same team?"
ID: 153
Blond
How do you tell a blondes been using your computer?
There's whiteout on the screen
ID: 2235
Blond
A blonde walked into a library and said to the librarian, "Can I have some fish and chips please?"
The librarian gave her a funny look and said, " I'm sorry, this is a library."
So the blonde whispers,"Can I have some fish and chips please?"
ID: 4426
Blond
Blondes are like pool tables - every time you put a dollar in, she'll rack your balls.
ID: 180
Blond
Q: Why is it so hard to replace Vanna White?
A: They can't find another blonde who knows the whole alphabet.
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