BLOND

ID: 410

Blond

Three Blondes...

There were three blondes living together. Blonde #1 was coming back from grocery shopping, and she dropped her keys. She walked down the stairs to get them, and she said to herself, "Am I going up the stairs or down the stairs?" So she stood there puzzled, the bags of groceries still in her hands.

Blonde #2 was taking a bath, and was draining the tub because it was too cold. With her hair still dry she said to herself, "Was I getting in the tub or out of the tub?" She stood there, just thinking about it.

Blonde #3 was sitting in the living room in front of the coffee table, and she said to herself, "Knock on wood I'm not as stupid as the other two!" She knocked on the table. "Was that the front door or the back door?"

ID: 4940

Blond

Head and Shoulders

A blonde and a brunette are in an elevator when a good-looking man enters. They notice that, though he is very handsome, he has very bad dandruff. He gets off at his floor, and when the doors close, the brunette looks at the blond and says, "Someone needs to give him some Head and Shoulders". The blonde replies, "How do you give someone shoulders?"

ID: 3475

Blond

Phone Call

The phone call...

A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning.

The wife (a blonde), picked up the phone, listened a moment and said, "How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!" and hung up.

Curious, the husband said, "Who was that?"

And his lovely wife replies, "I don't have any idea who it was. It was some stupid woman wanting to know "if the coast is clear."

ID: 4040

Blond

Supermarket

Why does a blonde keep lowering her head in the supermarket?

She is looking for low prices.

ID: 1764

Blond

High Speed Chase

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are all in a red ferari speeding down a country road being chased by a squad car.

They try to lose him by darting into a forest behind a farm.

The trio ditch the car and decide to each hide in three burlap sacs on the ground.

The cop who was really close on their tail went up to each sac.

The cop kicked the first sac and the brunette inside said;

"Woof woof"

"Oh it's just a dog."

Then he kicked the second sac,

Inside that sack the redhead said;

"Meow Meow"

"Oh, it's just a kitten.

Then the cop went up to the third sac with the blonde inside and kicked it

The blonde said

"Potato potato"

ID: 1678

Blond

Panties

Q. Why do blondes wear panties?

A. To keep their ankles warm!!

ID: 2781

Blond

Out of Shampoo

Why did the blonde run out of shampoo?
She kept following the instructions: lather, rinse, repeat!

ID: 1956

Blond

Iron Phone

A blonde with two burnt ears went to the doctor, who asked what had happened.
"The phone rang, and I accidentally picked up the iron."

"What about the other one?"

"They called back."

ID: 1900

Blond

Car Trouble

What does it mean when a blonde is saying,

"yes no yes no yes no yes no yes no?"

She's testing if her brunette friend's turn signal is working!

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