ID: 148
Blond
How do you get a blonde to marry you?
Tell her she's pregnant.
What will be her response?
"Is it mine?"
ID: 140
Blond
On a nightly stroll a blonde came across an office building. A sign said, "Press bell for Watchman." She presses it and hears an old man coming down the stairs. He turns on the light, unlocks the gate, and shuts off the security system. When he asked what the blonde wanted, she replied, "Why can't you press that button for yourself?"
ID: 167
Blond
One evening, on her first date, a blond went to an amusement park with her boyfriend. After they went on the roundabout, the boy said, "What do you want to do next?"
The girl said, "I want to be weighed." So he weighed the blond on a guess the weight game. Then they went on the roller coaster, and afterwards the boy said, "What do you want to do next?"
The girl said, "I want to be weighed." So he weighed the blond again, and she weighed the same, so he took her home.
When she got home, she flumped on the couch and her mother said, "How was the date?"
The blond said, "Weewy Weewy Wousy."
ID: 18185
Blond
The blond asked for peanuts on the plane, but she once she got them, she gave them back to the stewardess and asks her to check if there really are peanuts in the bag. The stewardess asks why, to which the blond responds:
"The bag says 'May Contain Nuts'"
ID: 1661
Blond
Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
A: A mosquito will stop sucking when you smack it!
ID: 1642
Blond
Blonde jokes started when a brunette and a red head had to much time on their hands, because a blond was out with their boyfriends.
ID: 249
Blond
A blonde walked in a library and went to the librarian, pulls out a thick book and started screaming at her.
She yells, "THIS BOOK IS HORRIBLE! THERE ARE TOO MANY CHARACTERS AND NO PLOT WHATSOEVER!"
The librarian stares at her, then calmly replies, "So you're the one who took our phone book."
ID: 933
Blond
How do you keep a blonde busy? (see below)
How do you keep a blonde busy? (see above)
ID: 143
Blond
2 blondes are walking in the park and the 1st blonde says, "LOOK! Dead bird!"
The 2nd blonde looks up into the sky and yells "Where?!"
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