ID: 1009
Blond
What do railroad tracks and blondes have in common?
They are both laid all over America!
ID: 4051
Blond
What does a blond say when she is watching a porn movie?
ANSWER: "Look, me!"
ID: 663
Blond
What are two blondes doing in front of a motorcycle?
Arguing about who get a window seat.
ID: 615
Blond
Why do blondes hate making Kool-aid?
They can't fit the 8 cups of water in the
envelope!
ID: 2205
Blond
What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?
Pregnant.
ID: 15613
Blond
Q: Why do blondes smile when lightning strikes?
A: They think they're getting their photo taken.
ID: 12839
Blond
A few years ago the battery in my beat-up VW Beetle had died
because I left the lights on overnight. I was in a hurry to
get to work on time so I ran into the house to get my wife, a blonde, to give me a hand starting the car. I told her to get into our second car, a prehistoric oversized gas guzzler, and use it to push my car fast enough to start it. I pointed out that because the VW had an automatic transmission, it needed to be pushed at least 30mph for it to start.
She said "fine!", hopped into her car and drove off.
I sat there fuming and wondering what she could be doing.
A minute passed by and when I saw her in the rear-view mirror
coming at me at about 40 mph, and I suddenly realized that I
should have been a bit clearer with my directions...
ID: 11863
Blond
The veterinarian told the blonde that her dog needed some exercise.
"You need to make sure this dog runs around," the doctor said. "Try playing a game of fetch with him."
"I can't play fetch with my dog," the blonde said.
"Why not?" the doctor asked.
"Because," she replied, "he can't throw."
ID: 13387
Blond
Years ago when I was working at Customer Service for a gardening company, I came across this tale. It is completely true!
A lady came in looking for a soaker hose (a hose that drips water into the soil every few minutes) I helped her find it, but soon, she came back with a complaint.
"What's the problem," I asked.
"It leaks."
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