ID: 425
Blond
There was this guy who was married to a blonde, and each night he came home with a new blonde joke. One night the wife got mad and decided to show him that she wasn't dumb. She spent the whole next day learning all the states and capitals.
That night when he got home he told his joke. She says, "I'm not so dumb. I know all of the states and capitals. Go ahead, quiz me."
He thought for a moment and asked, "What is the capital of Massachusetts?"
She quickly replied, "M."
ID: 24
Blond
An Essex girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter.
"I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress," she says.
"Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear.
"No" she replies. "This time it's mayonnaise."
ID: 22
Blond
What do you call a blond with half a brain?
Gifted.
ID: 331
Blond
Two blonds decided to go shopping. A few hours later they come out and the first blond realizes that she has locked her keys in the car, so they spent a few hours pacing around the car trying to figure out what to do. Finally, the first blond looks off into the distance and sees storm clouds. She turns to her friend and says, "Quick, think of something because a storm is coming and I left the convertible top open!"
ID: 5306
Blond
Q: Why did the blond quit his restroom attendant job?
A: He couldn't figure out how to refill the hand dryer!
ID: 9958
Blond
1 What's the advantage of having a blonde as a girlfriend?
You get to park in handicapped zones.
2 What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket?
A rebel without a clue.
3 Why did God give blondes 2% more brains than horses?
So they don't crap on the street during parades!
ID: 4040
Blond
Why does a blonde keep lowering her head in the supermarket?
She is looking for low prices.
ID: 5659
Blond
At a dinner party, several of the guests were arguing whether men or women were more trustworthy. 'No woman,' said one man, scornfully, 'can keep a secret.'
'I don't know about that,' answered a blonde woman guest. 'I have kept my age a secret since I was twenty-one.'
'You'll let it out some day,' the man insisted.
'I hardly think so!' responded the blonde lady. 'When a woman has kept a secret for twenty-seven years, she can keep it forever.'
ID: 4426
Blond
Blondes are like pool tables - every time you put a dollar in, she'll rack your balls.
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