ID: 17977
Blond
Teacher: The reason why we see lightening before we hear thunder is because light travels faster than sound.
Blonde student: How do you explain a CLAPPER?
ID: 8766
Blond
A blonde and a brunette are hanging from a pole to see who can hang the longest. The blonde is showing off by hanging from one hand. The brunette says, "I bet you can't do no hands."
The blonde takes the challenge and loses the contest.
ID: 6784
Blond
What does a blonde do when her computer freezes?
She sticks it in the microwave.
ID: 11106
Blond
A blond in a mathematics test encountered this problem
Find X
This was her answer
i
i \
i \
14.6578i \
i \ X________ Here it is
i \
i \
i \
i \
i_________\
12.76
ID: 11876
Blond
Godzilla, King Kong, and a smart blonde are all on the Empire State Building. Who jumps first?
None. Because none of them exist!
ID: 11863
Blond
The veterinarian told the blonde that her dog needed some exercise.
"You need to make sure this dog runs around," the doctor said. "Try playing a game of fetch with him."
"I can't play fetch with my dog," the blonde said.
"Why not?" the doctor asked.
"Because," she replied, "he can't throw."
ID: 11979
Blond
One day there was a blonde, brunette, and a red-head. (How often do ya hear that? A lot!) The brunette said, "Wanna go out for a bite?" "Sure," said the blonde. A guy walked down the street and the blonde said, "I call him!" The blonde went and got him to bite her. "Why did ya do that," asked the brunette? "I got a BITE."
ID: 7297
Blond
Why did 3 blonds jump off the building?
To see if their maxi-pads had wings!
ID: 13137
Blond
There was a blonde and a brunette in a car. The brunette hears a siren behind them, so she asks the blonde if its lights are on.
The blonde turns around and says "yes, no, yes, no....."
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