ID: 14876
Blond
An office technician got a call from a blonde. The blonde told the tech that her computer was not working. She described the problem and the tech concluded that the computer needed to be brought in and serviced.
He told her to "Unplug the power cord and bring it up here and I will fix it."
About fifteen minutes later she shows up at his door with the power cord in her hand.
ID: 1678
Blond
Q. Why do blondes wear panties?
A. To keep their ankles warm!!
ID: 139
Blond
A blonde got a dent in her car and took it in to the mechanic.
The mechanic, noticing that the woman was a blonde, decided to have some fun.
So he told her all she had to do was take it home and blow in the tailpipe until the dent popped itself out.
After 15 minutes of this, the blonde's blonde friend came over and asked what she was doing.
"I'm trying to pop out this dent, but it's not really working."
"Duh. You have to roll up the windows first!"
ID: 429
Blond
Two blondes realize that their apartment is on fire and go out onto the balcony.
"Help, help!" yelled one of the blondes.
"Help us, help us!" yelled the other.
"Maybe it would help if we yelled together," said the first blonde.
"Good idea," said the other.
"Together, together!" they yelled.
ID: 1168
Blond
Q: Why did the blonde get pulled over by the police?
A: Her headlights weren't working, so she was flashing people
ID: 915
Blond
Q. How do you kill a blond?
A. Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.
ID: 668
Blond
Why does a blond wear a tight skirt?
To keep her legs closed
ID: 153
Blond
How do you tell a blondes been using your computer?
There's whiteout on the screen
ID: 1048
Blond
What's the difference between a blonde and the internet?
Not everyone has been on the internet!
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