ID: 11310
Blond
What do you say to a blonde who looks stupid in her ear muffs?
Anything you want! She cant hear you!
P.S. no offence to blondes!
ID: 6283
Blond
A blonde's son was playing catch with his friend. The blonde was working in the yard, planting flowers and such. Her son was throwing the baseball back and forth with his friend when he suddenly smiled.
He threw the baseball straight at his blonde mom, and yelled, "Think Fast!!!" so the blonde said silently to herself, "Fast, fast, fast, fast..."
The blonde got herself hit right plop in the head.
ID: 1857
Blond
Why doesn't a blonde talk during sex?
Because her mother told her never to talk to strangers.
ID: 197
Blond
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead all work together in an office building. Their female boss always leaves work early. So one day the brunette says, "Lets skip out early today. No one will notice."
So they all leave work early. The brunette goes to a movie, and the redhead goes to a few bars. The blonde though wanted to go home and have sex with her husband.
She arrives home and goes into her bedroom where her husband and her boss are having sex. The blonde quietly slips out the door and runs from her house.
The next day when the brunette suggested they skip work again the blonde replied, "No way! I almost got caught yesterday."
ID: 542
Blond
1. Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
A: Gifted!
2. Q: How do blonde brain cells die?
A: Alone.
3. Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
4. Q: What do a moped and a blond have in common?
A: They're both fun to ride until a friend sees you on one.
5. Q: What do you call it when a blonde dyes their hair brunette?
A: Artificial intelligence.
A2: By doing the splits.
6. Q: Did you hear about the blonde skydiver?
A: She missed the Earth!
7. Q: Why aren't blondes good cattle herders?
A: Because they can't even keep two calves together!
8. Q: What did the blonde's right leg say to the left leg?
A: Nothing. They've never met.
9. Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?
A: Because, that's where you're supposed to wash vegetables!
10. Q: When does a brunette have 1/2 of a brain?
A: After a dye job.
11. Q: Why didn't the blonde want a window seat on the plane?
A1: She'd just dyed her hair.
A2: She'd just blow dried her hair and she didn't want it blown around too much.
12. Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up?
A: To catch everything that goes over their heads.
13. Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
A: You can park in the handicap zone.
14. Q: What was the blonde psychic's greatest achievement?
A: An IN-body experience!
15. A: Did you hear about the blonde who dropped out of nursing school?
She was doing great until she found out she would have to perform the Hymen lick Maneuver.
16. Q: What happened to the blonde tap dancer?
A: She slipped off and fell down the drain.
17. Q: Why don't they let Blondes swim in the ocean?
A: Because they can't get the smell out of the tuna.
18. Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?
A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.
ID: 664
Blond
What do you call a smart blond?
An Endangered species
ID: 1740
Blond
One day a blonde, brunette, and a redhead were hiking when they came across a cliff.
There was no bridge and they couldn't think of anyother way to get across so they decided to turn around and go back. Just then a magical fairy appeared and said that they could turn into anything they wanted to help them get across the cliff, all they had to do was run, jump, and say the name of it. The brunette ran and jumped and yelled out, "Eagle," and she soared across the cliff. The redhead ran and jumped then yelled, "Hawk," and flew across to the other side. Then it was the blonde's turn she ran and jumped. When she was in mid air, she forgot what she was going to say and yelled "O crap!"....
ID: 1009
Blond
What do railroad tracks and blondes have in common?
They are both laid all over America!
ID: 1968
Blond
Two blondes are walking down the road when one says ''Look at that dog with one eye!''
The other blonde covers one of her eyes and says ''Where?''
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