ID: 17980
Blond
There are three moms. .
A Brunette, a Redhead, and a Blonde.
They were all talking one day and the brunette says "Oh my gosh y'all I went through my daughter's purse the other day to get some gum, and I found an ounce of weed. I can't believe she smokes weed"
They comfort her, and the redhead says "Yeah, well I found a fake I. D. In my daughter's purse. I can't believe she has one". So they all comfort her.
Then the blonde says "That's nothing. I found a condom in my daughter's purse. I just cannot believe she has a penis"
ID: 15818
Blond
The university's gymnasium hallway displayed basketball team pictures from the past forty years.
In every photo, one player, sitting front row center, held a basketball identifying the year of the team: 94-95, 95-96, 96-97, 97-98, etc.
One day, a senior on the basketball team noticed a cute, blonde freshman cheerleader staring curiously at the photos. The senior, hoping to score a few points off the court, commented about the team's history.
Impressed, the cute, blonde freshman cheerleader said: "Isn't it amazing how the teams always won by just one point?"
ID: 15833
Blond
A blonde is taking an interview, and the examiner is asking some general questions.
"What is the boiling temperature of water?"
"I am not sure."
"Miss, either you know it or you don't know it."
"No, I am still not sure."
"The boiling temperature of water is 100 degrees!"
"Ok, so it's the right angle that boils at 90 degrees?"
ID: 5250
Blond
Two blondes decide to go duck hunting. Neither one has ever been before, but they decide to go anyway. They take a couple of guns and a hunting dog and head out into the woods. A few hours later, they still haven't caught anything.
"I don't get it," says the first blonde. "Why haven't we caught anything yet?"
The second blonde says,"I keep telling you, I just don't think we're throwing the dog high enough."
ID: 16512
Blond
A Blonde walks into an electronic store. A saleswoman goes up to him and introduces a washing machine.
Saleswoman: Sir, this machine in gurantee to do half of all your laundry.
Blonde: That's nice, I'll take two.
ID: 22
Blond
What do you call a blond with half a brain?
Gifted.
ID: 667
Blond
Why do blondes climb chain-link fences?
To see what's on the other side.
ID: 16359
Blond
Two blondes are racing down a bumpy back road in a car down to a bank they're going to rob.
"Drive slower" pleads the blonde in the passenger seat, "I don't want all the nitro in the boot to explode."
"Relax," the driver replies, "even if it did, I've got a spare box under the seat . . . "
ID: 540
Blond
Why do brunettes like their dark hair color?
-It doesn't show the dirt
Who makes all the bras for brunettes?
-Fisher-Price.
Why didn't Indians scalp brunettes?
-The hair from a buffalo's butt was more manageable.
Why are most brunettes flat-chested?
-It makes it easier for them to read their T-shirts.
Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?
-It matches their mustache.
Why is the color brunette considered evil?
-When's the last time ya saw a blonde witch?
How can you tell a brunette is lonely?
-Check her for a pulse.
What is the most frustrated animal in the world?
-A brunette rabbit
What did the frustrated brunette say to her uninterested lover?
-"What part of 'yes' do you not understand?"
Why did God create brunettes?
-So ugly men wouldn't feel left out.
What do brunettes miss most about a great party?
-The invitation.
Where do brunettes get the hair for a transplant?
-From their underarms.
What do you call a good-looking man with a brunette?
-Gay, married, or a hostage.
How did Revlon come up with its brunette hair color?
-By studying what oil spills did to seaweed.
Why do brunettes have to pay an extra $2,000 for a breast job?
-Because the plastic surgeon has to start from scratch.
How do you describe a brunette whose phone rings on Saturday night?
-Startled.
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