ID: 1929
Blond
How do you tell that a blonde has been at a computer?
There is lipstick on the joy stick!
ID: 12980
Blond
There was this blonde who had taken up golf for a long time. When she was ready to play, the 1st round she came back in 20 minutes and told the pro she was stung by a bee. He asked where. She said, "Between the first hole and the second hole." He said, "Sounds like your stance is too wide."
ID: 7461
Blond
A blonde laughs at a joke 3 times.
When the joke is told,
When the joke is explained,
And 5 days later, when she gets it.
ID: 7971
Blond
Why did the blond make a square pie?
Because Pi(r) squared!
ID: 8424
Blond
What does a blonde and a screendoor have in common?
The harder you bang them the looser they get.
Why did the blonde climb the glass wall?
To see what was on the other side.
What is the first thing a blonde does in the morning?
Get dressed and go home
ID: 9432
Blond
At a recent PETA meeting, some members were discussing people they had seen wearing fur coats. Joan, a redhead, said, "Yesterday I saw a man wearing a fur coat and I wanted to yell at him about the cruelness of that coat!" Jack, a brown haired man, said, "I saw a woman wearing a fur coat three days ago and I almost launched into a lecture about animal treatment! If only people wouldn't do such things." Jan, a blond, said, "You wouldn't believe what I saw on my way here! A girl, dressed in fur from head to foot! It was unbelievable! I would've talked to her about cruelty to animals, but I was in the car. You wouldn't guess what she looked like."
"What?" Joan and Jack said in unison.
Jan said, "A golden retriever!"
ID: 6845
Blond
A blonde, a brunette, and a red head were swimming the breast stroke in a race. The blonde comes in last and says "Not to be a sore loser or anything, but I think the other girls were using their hands.".
ID: 10914
Blond
A blond had a crazy idea one day to skip school, so she decided to try her luck. The day went by fine and she had a good day at the mall. A few days later, she gets a note saying she has to go to the office to talk about the day she was gone. She was very paranoid and afraid of what might happen. When she got to the office the counselor asked her to sit down, and said, "You never picked up your pictures that we gave out on the day you were absent." The blond replies, "Oh, is that all you called me down for? I thought you had found out I skipped school that day!"
ID: 10485
Blond
1) What do you say to a Blonde that won't give in?
"Have another beer."
2) What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator?
The blonde works in the dark!
3) How do you keep a blonde busy for hours?
Scroll down...
Scroll up...
4) So a blonde is walking down the street and she stops to ask a
man the time, he says "O, it's uhh...4:45." The blonde
responds, "Man, I've been asking that question all day and I get
a different answer every time!
5) Superman, Batman, and a smart blonde all died on the same day.Which one got to Heaven first?
None of them.They are all make-believe.
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