ID: 5015
Blond
What's the blonde cheer?
I'm blonde, I'm blonde,I'm B.L.O.N.....uh,oh well...I'm blonde, I'm blonde,I'm... yeah, yeah,yeah...
ID: 4051
Blond
What does a blond say when she is watching a porn movie?
ANSWER: "Look, me!"
ID: 7971
Blond
Why did the blond make a square pie?
Because Pi(r) squared!
ID: 6156
Blond
A blonde and a guy were out on a date and they ended up at "Lovers Cove" where they were making out. The guy thought that things were going pretty good and maybe he would get lucky tonight, so he thought that he would ask her if she wanted to go in the back seat.
"NO!" yelled the blonde.
The guy just figured that she wasn't ready yet. Things got pretty hot and the guy thought he would try again.
"NO!" the blonde yelled again.
Things got even hotter and the blond was down to her bra and the guy even had her pants unzipped.
"Do you wanna go in the back seat yet?" asked the guy.
"For the last time, NO!" said the blonde. Frustrated, the guy asked, "Well, why the hell not?"
The blonde looked at him and said, "Because I wanna stay up here with you."
ID: 3483
Blond
A blonde kept having the same weird dream everyday, so she went to her doctor.
Doctor: What was your dream about?
Blonde: I was being chase by a vampire!
Doctor: (giggles quitely) So... what was the scenery like?
Blonde: I was running in a hall way.
Doctor: Then what happened?
Blonde: Well that's the weird thing. In every single dream, the same thing happened. I always came to this door, but I couldn't open it. I kept pushing the door and pushing the door, but it wouldn't budge!
Doctor: Did the door have any letters on it?
Blonde: Yes it did.
Doctor: And what did these letter spell?
Blonde: It said "Pull"
ID: 3481
Blond
Two blondes are waiting at a bus stop.
When a bus pulls up and opens the door, one of the blondes leans inside and asks the bus driver: "Will this bus take me to 5th Avenue?"
The bus driver shakes his head and says, "No, I'm sorry."
Hearing this, the other blonde leans inside, smiles, and twitters:
"Will it take ME?"
ID: 4410
Blond
Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?
A: She was afraid she might get hearing aids.
ID: 915
Blond
Q. How do you kill a blond?
A. Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.
ID: 4682
Blond
Two blondes were sitting enjoying a view of the full moon.
The first blonde says; "I wonder which is further away? The moon or Florida?"
The second blonde replies; "Well, duh! The moon! Can you see Florida?"
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