ID: 7193
Blond
A blonde walks into a restaraunt and asks for fish and chips. When she sees the fries on her plate she says "I asked for chips, not fries!"
ID: 1858
Blond
Q: What's black, blue, brown and laying in a ditch?
A: A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes.
ID: 434
Blond
On her birthday, a blonde was given a fishing rod. She decides to use the gift on the weekend and have a good time, so she goes and buys fishing gear and sets out. She goes to what she thinks is a nice fishing spot and drills a hole, then puts her rod in.
She hears a man say, "There is no fish in there."
So she goes someplace else and drills and puts her rod in.
Then hears a man say in an irritated tone, "There is no fish in there."
So she repeats the process a third time and again hears the man tell her, "There is no fish in there."
Angry, the blonde gets up and faces the man and says, "How do you know there is no fish in there?"
The man replies, "This is an ice hockey rink."
ID: 459
Blond
Did you hear about the blonde who got a pair of
waterskis?
She's still looking for a lake with a slope!!
ID: 1013
Blond
What does a blonde do when she wakes up?
She goes home!
ID: 945
Blond
A blonde was standing in front of a vending machine. She put in a dollar, pushed a button and a coke came out. She put in another dollar, pushed a different button and an iced tea came out. The blonde kept doing this, until the man behind her became impatient. "Excuse me, can I just get a drink, THEN you can continue whatever you're doing???" "No way!" exclaimed the blonde. "I'm not giving up this machine when I'm winning!"
ID: 1593
Blond
There were three blondes in the forest and they saw some tracks.
The first blonde said, "Look, bear tracks."
The second blonde said, "No, stupid, those are wolf tracks."
The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are rabbit tracks."
Then the train came and ran them all over.
ID: 665
Blond
What do you call a movie about a man trying to make a blond smart?
Mission Impossible
ID: 42
Blond
What does a blonde say when she loses her virginity?
"So are you guys all on the same team?"
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