ID: 17558
Blond
Q: How do you keep an idiot busy?
A: Have him read this.
ID: 6654
Blond
Q: What does a blonde do when it gets cold?
A: Sits around a candle
Q: What does she do when it gets really cold?
A: Lights it
ID: 8755
Blond
When a guy asked a blond to take a survey, she asked, "Do I have to bring it back?"
ID: 7055
Blond
A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a male farmer standing in the middle of a huge field of grass. Of course the farmer is a blond. :)
He pulls the car over to the side of the road and notices that the farmer is just standing there, doing nothing, looking at nothing.
The man gets out of the car, walks all the way out to the farmer and asks him, "Er... excuse me mister, but what are you doing?"
The farmer replies, "I'm trying to win a Nobel Prize."
"How?" asks the man, puzzled.
"Well, I heard they give the Nobel Prize to people who are out standing in their field!"
ID: 7461
Blond
A blonde laughs at a joke 3 times.
When the joke is told,
When the joke is explained,
And 5 days later, when she gets it.
ID: 11106
Blond
A blond in a mathematics test encountered this problem
Find X
This was her answer
i
i \
i \
14.6578i \
i \ X________ Here it is
i \
i \
i \
i \
i_________\
12.76
ID: 8903
Blond
What to a blonde is long and hard?
4th Grade
ID: 10165
Blond
Why didn't the blonde go on the amusement park ride?
Because he was too tall.
ID: 10940
Blond
I always wondered why there are so many blond jokes,but no brunettes. I asked a brunette friend of mine.
"Why do you think there are no brunette jokes?" I asked her.
"Well,that's a given. Blonds are too stupid to make them up."
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