ID: 9432
Blond
At a recent PETA meeting, some members were discussing people they had seen wearing fur coats. Joan, a redhead, said, "Yesterday I saw a man wearing a fur coat and I wanted to yell at him about the cruelness of that coat!" Jack, a brown haired man, said, "I saw a woman wearing a fur coat three days ago and I almost launched into a lecture about animal treatment! If only people wouldn't do such things." Jan, a blond, said, "You wouldn't believe what I saw on my way here! A girl, dressed in fur from head to foot! It was unbelievable! I would've talked to her about cruelty to animals, but I was in the car. You wouldn't guess what she looked like."
"What?" Joan and Jack said in unison.
Jan said, "A golden retriever!"
ID: 11106
Blond
A blond in a mathematics test encountered this problem
Find X
This was her answer
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14.6578i \
i \ X________ Here it is
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i \
i_________\
12.76
ID: 10586
Blond
A blonde and her brunette friend were talking. The blonde says, "I hate all the blonde jokes people say."
"Oh, they are only jokes. There are alot of stupid people out there. Here I'll prove it to you," replies her brunette friend.
So they went outside and hailed a taxi driver.
"Please take me to 29 Nickle Street to see if I'm home," said the brunette.
The taxi drove them, and when they finally got out, the brunette looked at the blonde and said, "See, that guy was really stupid."
"No kidding," replies the blonde." There was a pay phone just around the corner. You could have called instead."
ID: 10097
Blond
1 What is the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot?
Bigfoot has been spotted.
2 How do you drown a blonde?
Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool.
3 What's the blonde's cheer?
"I'm blonde, I'm blonde, I'm B.L.O.N....ah, oh well...
4 What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for her thoughts?
Change.
5 How does a blonde moonwalk?
She pulls down her panties and slides her butt along the floor!
ID: 10880
Blond
One time, when there was a hope for mankind, some blonds appeared in front of a judge. The judge said, "You can either have world peace or keep your cellular phones and get electrocuted."
So the blond takes out her cellular phone and the judge says; "What are you doing?" and she simply says; "Im phoning a friend."
Now I'm not sure what happened after that because no one saw this blond ever again!
ID: 8191
Blond
A blond goes up to a brunette that's wearing a puffy wig with two green ribbons on each front side.
The blond says "NICE CAT! HOW DID YOU GET IT TO BALANCE ON YOUR HEAD?"
The brunette tears up and says "ITS A WIG! MY FRIENDS TOLD ME IT WAS IN FASHION AND I GUESS THEY HATE ME!!!"
The brunette runs home and never noticed that she was talking to a blond. So in the end the brunette was a blond too.
ID: 11031
Blond
GOOD JOKE: A blonde.
BETTER JOKE: A blonde playing chess.
BEST JOKE: The blonde wins the game.
ID: 10483
Blond
1 What do blondes and cow pies have in common?
The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.
2 What did the blonde do when her doctor told her she had sugar in her urine?
She peed on her corn flakes.
3 What did the blonde do when she noticed that someone had already written on the overhead transparency?
She turned it over and used the other side.
4 Did you hear about the stupid blonde?
She got hit by a parked car.
5 Why can't the blonde add 10 and 7 on a calculator?
Because she can't find the 10
ID: 18078
Blond
How do you keep a blonde busy?
Write with a sharpie and tell her to erase it.
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