ID: 11716
Blond
A blonde had twin girls - she called them Kate and Duplicate.
Then she had twin boys - she called them Pete and Repeat.
ID: 4043
Blond
How does a blond turn the light on after sex?
ANSWER: She opens the car door.
ID: 5659
Blond
At a dinner party, several of the guests were arguing whether men or women were more trustworthy. 'No woman,' said one man, scornfully, 'can keep a secret.'
'I don't know about that,' answered a blonde woman guest. 'I have kept my age a secret since I was twenty-one.'
'You'll let it out some day,' the man insisted.
'I hardly think so!' responded the blonde lady. 'When a woman has kept a secret for twenty-seven years, she can keep it forever.'
ID: 933
Blond
How do you keep a blonde busy? (see below)
How do you keep a blonde busy? (see above)
ID: 2167
Blond
Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio?
It took her a month to realize she could play it at night.
ID: 1929
Blond
How do you tell that a blonde has been at a computer?
There is lipstick on the joy stick!
ID: 790
Blond
Why can't you trust a blonde to call for an ambulance?
She can't find the 11 to call 911.
ID: 667
Blond
Why do blondes climb chain-link fences?
To see what's on the other side.
ID: 22
Blond
What do you call a blond with half a brain?
Gifted.
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