ID: 3481
Blond
Two blondes are waiting at a bus stop.
When a bus pulls up and opens the door, one of the blondes leans inside and asks the bus driver: "Will this bus take me to 5th Avenue?"
The bus driver shakes his head and says, "No, I'm sorry."
Hearing this, the other blonde leans inside, smiles, and twitters:
"Will it take ME?"
ID: 1848
Blond
A blonde girl enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman: "I would like to buy a pink curtain that's the size of my computer screen". The surprised salesman replies: "But, madam, computers do not need curtains...."
And the blonde said:
"Helloooo.... I've got Windows!"
ID: 14185
Blond
Did you hear about the blonde who went shopping for lip-gloss just so she could pass the make-up exam?
ID: 1103
Blond
Two blondes rented a boat and fished in a lake every day. One day they caught 30 fish. One blonde said to her friend,
"Mark this spot so that we can come back here again tomorrow."
The next day, when they were driving to rent the boat, the same blonde asked her friend, "Did you mark that spot?"
Her friend replied, "Yeah, I put a big 'X' on the bottom of the boat."
The first one said, "You stupid fool! What if we don't get that same boat today!?!?"
ID: 5751
Blond
Q: What did the blonde say when she crossed the road?
A: Hey! How'd I get over here?
ID: 151
Blond
Why did the blonde steal a parked police car?
She saw "911" and thought it was a Porsche. (Porsche 911)
ID: 7731
Blond
How do blonde brain cells die?
Unused...
ID: 355
Blond
How do a blond's braincells die?
Alone.
ID: 11091
Blond
Did you hear about the blonde who ran for president?
She got tired after 2 miles and dropped out of the running.
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