ID: 8109
Blond
Q. How do you keep a blond from whistling while she is skydiving?
A. Make sure she wears underwear.
ID: 18035
Blond
One day, a kindergarten teacher, who was incidentally blonde, gave everybody a set of crayons and told them to draw something with it.
The teacher noticed that Little Johnny had drawn a sun enclosed in a box with rays shining out of it.
'Johnny,' said the teacher with a confused look. 'Did your grandparents come from Japan?'
'No, Macedonia,' said the colour blind child.
ID: 9303
Blond
What did the blonde say to the red head?
Nothing. She couldn't remember what she was going to say!
ID: 10076
Blond
1 Why did God create brunettes?
So ugly men wouldn't feel left out
2 Why do brunettes like their dark hair color?
It doesn't show the dirt
3 Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?
It matches their mustache.
4 What do brunettes miss most about a great party?
The invitation.
5 What do you call a good-looking man with a brunette?
Gay, married, or a hostage.
ID: 8201
Blond
A blond and her friends went to a bank to rob it. The blond's job was to get the code for the vault they wanted to rob. Finally, the blond came back to the vault and began punching in numbers. Each time she typed in a number it beeped a different sound. A friend asked, "Do you know the code?"
The blond said, "No, but listen." She made a whole bunch of beeps then said, "It's the funky town music!"
ID: 11106
Blond
A blond in a mathematics test encountered this problem
Find X
This was her answer
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i \
14.6578i \
i \ X________ Here it is
i \
i \
i \
i \
i_________\
12.76
ID: 7828
Blond
One day, 2 blondes walked into a tanning salon. One blonde said, "A tan for 2 please!"
The cashier said, "Ok," filled out a form for them and asked, "are you two sisters?"
They chuckled and replied, "No, we aren't even Catholic."
ID: 7733
Blond
How many stupid blondes does it take to make a circuit?
Two - one to stand inside the bath, the other to pass the hair dryer.
ID: 10493
Blond
1. What's the real reason a brunette keeps her figure?
No one else wants it.
2. What's a brunette's mating call?
"Has the blonde left yet?"
3. What do you call a brunette who dies her hair blonde?
Artifical Stupidity
4. What kind of costumes do brunette girls wear on Halloween?
They just stand on their heads and go as dirty mops.
5. Why don't brunettes get breast implants?
They've already spent their money on thigh and butt implants.
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