BAR

ID: 6447

Bar

Pig In A Bar

A woman and her goose walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why'd you bring the pig in the bar?"
The woman answered, "I do believe this is a goose!" The bartender says, "I was talking to the goose!"

ID: 16035

Bar

Waiter 3

Look here, waiter! How long must I wait for that half-duck I ordered?

Until somebody orders the other half. We can't go out and kill half a duck.

ID: 10717

Bar

Drunk Man Home

A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of minutes. He is obviously drunk. So the bartender says to another man in the bar: "Why don't you be a good samaritan and take him home."

The man takes the drunk out the door, and to his car, and he stumbles at least ten times. They drive along and the drunk points out his house to the man. He stops the car, and the drunk stumbles up the steps to his house with the man.

The drunk's wife greets them at the door: "Why thank you for bringing him home for me, but where's his wheel chair?"

ID: 12630

Bar

Bard

Shakespeare walks into a bar and the bartender shouts at him,

"You can't come in here, you're Bard!"

ID: 7725

Bar

Beer

A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.
In much the same way the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, we all know, kills off brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.

In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, constantly making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.

ID: 12138

Bar

A Bar Joke

Three men walked into a bar. They died

ID: 7471

Bar

Drunk

There's this drunk standing out on the street corner, and a cop passes by, and says, "What do you think you're doing?"

The drunk says, "I heard the world goes around every 24 hours, and I'm waiting on my house. Won't be long now, there goes my neighbor."

ID: 9573

Bar

Gimma a Beer

A girl walks into a bar and sits down with her friend.
She is feeling down, so she talks to her friend. Her friend says "Go get a beer." She says she didn't want one. Then the friend says "Hey, who said it was for you?"

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ID: 8056

Bar

The Secret to Enjoying Wine

The secret to enjoying a good wine is:

1 - Open the bottle to allow it to breathe.
2 - When it does not breathe, give it mouth-to-mouth

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