ID: 16944
Animal
Mr. Lwin was staring at the cage in the zoo, watching the great cat pace back and forth.
"I wonder what the tiger would say if it could talk," he said to the zookeeper.
The zookeeper replied, "It would probably say, 'Hey dummy, I'm a cheetah!"
ID: 18042
Animal
What is striped and lays eggs?
A chicken in jail!
ID: 16633
Animal
Can you decipher this phrase?
T T T
U I U
L P L
I T I
P O P
S E S
Tiptoe through the tulips!
ID: 16632
Animal
Can You Decipher This Phrase?
BALLBBALLABALLSBALLKBALLEBALLTBALL
Basket Balls!
ID: 13804
Animal
Several years ago, Baltimore Zoo decided to encamp colonies of tiny Green Monkeys and large Drill Baboons together on an island, the theory being that the primates would stay put because neither could swim.
But the morning after the exhibit opened, zoo officials found little Green Monkeys off the island and wandering around the zoo. The next two mornings, it was the same thing. Finally a vigilant keeper discovered the problem stemmed less from cage design than monkey manners. The baboons, unwilling to share food, were grabbing the Green Monkeys by their tails and hurling them like Olympic hammer throwers off the island during suppertime.
The monkeys were no worse for their daily shuttle, but the colonies were separated anyway. The island is now a penguin reserve.
Swing, swing, swing, *toss* Wheeeeeee! :)
ID: 8194
Animal
Billymac: "Those there are award winnin' cows."
BubbaJr.: "What'd they do?"
Billymac: "They're outstandin' in their field"
ID: 16930
Animal
What do you call a dog in the sun?
A Hot Dog!
ID: 6972
Animal
Two weasels are sitting on a bar stool. One starts to insult the other one. He screams, "I slept with your mother!" The bar gets quiet as everyone listens to see what the other weasel will do. The first again yells, "I SLEPT WITH YOUR MOTHER!" The other says, "Go home dad you're drunk."
ID: 16488
Animal
What is represented by this?
HEAR T
Broken heart!
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