ANIMAL

ID: 17371

Animal

DON'T READ THIS IF YOU ARE SCARED OF CHICKENS

Why did the chicken cross the road?








TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE! DUH! Aw c'mon, how many times are you gonna fall for this?

ID: 1

Animal

Cow With No Legs

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground Beef!

ID: 2

Animal

Jumping Cow

What do you call a cow jumping over a barbed wire fence?

Utter destruction.

ID: 3932

Animal

What Is...

What is black and white and red all over?


An embarrassed zebra

ID: 15769

Animal

My Friend..........

My friend Doug pointed up at a bird circling overhead and said, "Look, it's an eagle!"

"That doesn't look like an eagle," I said.

"Well of course not," he shot back amazingly quickly. "It's travelling incognito. Haven't you ever heard that "Eagles are Masters of De Skys?"

ID: 2804

Animal

The Hat Seller

A man selling hats went to a jungle for a rest. A monkey came and stole a hat. The man couldn't catch the monkey. He realized the monkey followed the man's actions. He threw the hat to the ground. The monkey threw the hat to the ground. He picked up both hats and went away.

The man then had a grandson who followed the family business and sold hats. The grandson went to a jungle to rest while selling hats. A monkey came and stole a hat. The grandson thought of his grandfather's story, and threw the hat on the floor. The monkey ran and picked up the hat. It then slapped the grandson, saying, "You think you're the only one having a grandfather?"

ID: 16525

Animal

PETS

Can You Decipher This Phrase?

P
E
T
S

Step up!

ID: 2078

Animal

Choking

A highly timid little man, ventured into a biker bar in the Bronx and clearing his throat asked, "Um, err, which of you gentlemen owns the Doberman tied outside to the parking meter?"

A giant of a man, wearing biker leathers, his body hair growing out through the seams, turned slowly on his stool, looked down at the quivering little man and said, "It's my dog. Why?"

"Well," squeaked the little man, obviously very nervous, "I believe my dog just killed it, sir."

"What?" roared the big man in disbelief. "What in the hell kind of dog do you have?"

"Sir," answered the little man, "it's a little four week old female puppy."

"Bull!" roared the biker, "how could your puppy kill my Doberman?"

"It appears that your dog choked on her, sir."

ID: 15339

Animal

Alligator Attack!

A tourist was being led through the swamps of Florida. "Is it true," he asked, "that an alligator won't attack you if you carry a flashlight?"

"That depends," replied the guide, "on how fast you carry the flashlight."

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