ID: 14363
Animal
Pigs are the fourth most intelligent animal in the world.
Pig's Tongue contains 15,000 taste buds. For comparison, the human tongue has 9,000 taste buds
Dinosaurs didn't eat grass? There was no grass in the days of the dinosaurs.
A crocodile's tongue is attached to the roof of its mouth? It cannot move. It cannot chew but its Digestive juices are so strong that it can digest a steel nail, Glass pieces, etc
Sharks are immune to disease i.e they do not suffer from any Disease.
Animals are either right- or left-handed? Polar bears are always left-handed, and so is Kermit the Frog.
Ants don't sleep.
The eyes of the chameleon can move independently & can see in two different directions at the same time.
Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different.
The highest kangaroo leap recorded is 10 ft and the longest is 42 ft
Along with its length neck, the giraffe has a very long tongue -- more than a foot and a half long. A giraffe can clean its ears with its 21-inch tongue
ID: 14269
Animal
How do you confuse a frog?
Put it in a round bowl and tell it to take a nap in the corner.
How does a frog confuse you?
When he comes out and says he needed that nap and feels much better!
ID: 12536
Animal
Q: What to you call it when your pet jackrabbit dies?
A: A bad "Hare" day
ID: 13804
Animal
Several years ago, Baltimore Zoo decided to encamp colonies of tiny Green Monkeys and large Drill Baboons together on an island, the theory being that the primates would stay put because neither could swim.
But the morning after the exhibit opened, zoo officials found little Green Monkeys off the island and wandering around the zoo. The next two mornings, it was the same thing. Finally a vigilant keeper discovered the problem stemmed less from cage design than monkey manners. The baboons, unwilling to share food, were grabbing the Green Monkeys by their tails and hurling them like Olympic hammer throwers off the island during suppertime.
The monkeys were no worse for their daily shuttle, but the colonies were separated anyway. The island is now a penguin reserve.
Swing, swing, swing, *toss* Wheeeeeee! :)
ID: 14244
Animal
One day, Little Johnny's teacher asked the class "Children, who can answer this question, please raise your hand!"
"Mention things you can suck!"
"Ice cream, mam!" Little Jane answered.
"Good, Jane." the teacher said, "Anyone else?"
"It's a lollipop!" said Little Steven.
"Very good, now it's your turn Johnny!" the teacher said.
Little Johnny, sitting at back then answered, "I think it's lamp!"
The teacher and all of the students wondered about Little Johnny's answer. The teacher asked him, "Johnny, how do you think we can suck lamp?"
"Well, last night when I passed my parents' bedroom", Little Johnny said, "I heard my mom said, please turn off the lamp, honey, and let me suck it!"
ID: 3932
Animal
What is black and white and red all over?
An embarrassed zebra
ID: 784
Animal
Q: Where do cows go on Saturday nights?
A: To the moovies
ID: 1308
Animal
How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight?
Have YOU ever seen a rabbit with glasses?
ID: 11196
Animal
Boy(howling): A crab just bit my toe!
Father: Which one?
Boy: How should I know?!?!?! All crabs look alike to me!!
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