ID: 4889
Animal
Why did the elephant call the locksmith? Because he lost his keys in his trunk!
ID: 46
Animal
A termite walks into a bar and asks, "Is the bartender here?"
ID: 784
Animal
Q: Where do cows go on Saturday nights?
A: To the moovies
ID: 2002
Animal
Two drunks get thrown out of the bar and are walking down the street when they come across this dog, sitting on the curb, licking his balls.
They stand there watching and after a while one of them says, "I sure wish I could do that!"
The other one looks at him and says, "Well, I think I'd pet him first."
ID: 17119
Animal
In the morning elephants put springs on their feet and jump around the jungle.
Now the most fearsome sound to a monkey is "Boing Boing"
ID: 259
Animal
A horse walked into a bar.
The barman said,
"Why the long face?"
ID: 1308
Animal
How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight?
Have YOU ever seen a rabbit with glasses?
ID: 17516
Animal
Q: How can you tell that an elephant is in the bathtub with you?
A: By the smell of peanuts on its breath.
ID: 16677
Animal
Can you decipher the following common phrase?
AND
ED
Underhanded!
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