ID: 4884
Animal
What does the turtle do in the Olympics?
The hurdle run!
ID: 11470
Animal
Yo Momma so fat, when she fell on the ground, I tried not to laugh, but the ground was cracking up!
ID: 14363
Animal
Pigs are the fourth most intelligent animal in the world.
Pig's Tongue contains 15,000 taste buds. For comparison, the human tongue has 9,000 taste buds
Dinosaurs didn't eat grass? There was no grass in the days of the dinosaurs.
A crocodile's tongue is attached to the roof of its mouth? It cannot move. It cannot chew but its Digestive juices are so strong that it can digest a steel nail, Glass pieces, etc
Sharks are immune to disease i.e they do not suffer from any Disease.
Animals are either right- or left-handed? Polar bears are always left-handed, and so is Kermit the Frog.
Ants don't sleep.
The eyes of the chameleon can move independently & can see in two different directions at the same time.
Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different.
The highest kangaroo leap recorded is 10 ft and the longest is 42 ft
Along with its length neck, the giraffe has a very long tongue -- more than a foot and a half long. A giraffe can clean its ears with its 21-inch tongue
ID: 46
Animal
A termite walks into a bar and asks, "Is the bartender here?"
ID: 16998
Animal
Why do you go to a black person's yard sale?
To get your stuff back!
ID: 17371
Animal
Why did the chicken cross the road?
TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE! DUH! Aw c'mon, how many times are you gonna fall for this?
ID: 16752
Animal
Mike, a 3-year-old, proudly walked into the kitchen of his house carrying a caterpillar. However, his mother was disgusted and wanted Mike to take it outside.
"Mike, his mother is probably looking for him. Why don't you take him outside?" said the mother.
Three minutes later, Mike was back. "Look mommy!" he said, showing his mother two caterpillars. "I got his mommy too!"
ID: 12327
Animal
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side!
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Q: Why did the punk rock star cross the road?
A: Because he was stapled to the chicken!
ID: 17901
Animal
It's so easy, it makes pie look hard.
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