ANIMAL

ID: 16525

Animal

PETS

Can You Decipher This Phrase?

P
E
T
S

Step up!

ID: 14357

Animal

Cop Out

If you're being chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire.

They're trained for that.

ID: 14270

Animal

Camel and Elephant

There was this really annoying elephant named Izzy who loved to brag.

One day she went up to a camel, Mell, and said, "I am the most beautiful animal you'll ever see!!"

Mell looked at her like she was crazy and said no you're not!

Izzy said, "Well, I look better than you because I don't have two boobs on my back!"

Mell replied, "True, very true. But at least I don't have a dick on my face."

ID: 15160

Animal

Blackbird Drink

Q: Where does a blackbird go for a drink?


A: To a crow bar.

ID: 7286

Animal

WATCHOUT

How do spell mousetrap with only three letters?


C-A-T

ID: 13964

Animal

Kinda Like Cow or Owl By 5600113

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Cows.

Cows who?

No, owls hoo, cows moo.

ID: 12239

Animal

Fish

Q: Why did the little girls put minnows in their pants?





A: So they could smell like big girls.

ID: 14625

Animal

Difference

A young boy asks his dad, "What is the difference between confident and confidential?"

Dad says, "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there is also my son; that's confidential!"

ID: 12800

Animal

Have You Ever Seen Moth Balls?

Have you ever seen Moth Balls?

You have!!!

How did you get their teeny, tiny and poor little legs apart?

Ya fiend!

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