ID: 16525
Animal
Can You Decipher This Phrase?
P
E
T
S
Step up!
ID: 14357
Animal
If you're being chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire.
They're trained for that.
ID: 14270
Animal
There was this really annoying elephant named Izzy who loved to brag.
One day she went up to a camel, Mell, and said, "I am the most beautiful animal you'll ever see!!"
Mell looked at her like she was crazy and said no you're not!
Izzy said, "Well, I look better than you because I don't have two boobs on my back!"
Mell replied, "True, very true. But at least I don't have a dick on my face."
ID: 15160
Animal
Q: Where does a blackbird go for a drink?
A: To a crow bar.
ID: 7286
Animal
How do spell mousetrap with only three letters?
C-A-T
ID: 13964
Animal
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Cows.
Cows who?
No, owls hoo, cows moo.
ID: 12239
Animal
Q: Why did the little girls put minnows in their pants?
A: So they could smell like big girls.
ID: 14625
Animal
A young boy asks his dad, "What is the difference between confident and confidential?"
Dad says, "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there is also my son; that's confidential!"
ID: 12800
Animal
Have you ever seen Moth Balls?
You have!!!
How did you get their teeny, tiny and poor little legs apart?
Ya fiend!
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