ID: 17544
Animal
Q: What did Tarzan say to Jane when he saw the elephants coming?
A: Here come the elephants.
ID: 16528
Animal
Can you decipher this phrase?
lookkool
Look both ways!
ID: 1702
Animal
Police officer: "Excuse me, but your dog has been chasing a man on his bicycle".
Dog owner: "Are you crazy? My dog can't even ride a bicycle".
ID: 16337
Animal
A salesman was traveling through the countryside, flogging insect repellent. He came to a farmhouse and tried his pitch on the farmer.
"Sir, my bug spray is so good you will never be bitten again, I guarantee it."
The farmer was dubious.
"Young man, I'll make you a proposition. I'll tie you out in my cornfield buck naked, covered with that bug spray. If there is not a single bite on you come morning, I'll buy a whole case from you, and get everyone in the county to buy a case. We will make you rich."
The salesman was delighted. They went to the field and he stripped. The farmer sprayed him thoroughly with the bug spray and tied him to a stake.
Back to the house went the farmer.
The next morning, the farmer and his family trooped out to the cornfield.
Sure enough, the salesman was there, hanging in his bonds, not a single bite on him - yet he was a total wreck! Pale, ghastly, haggard, and drawn - but not one bite on him. The farmer was perplexed.
"Son," he said, "Now, you don't have a bite on you but you look like hell! What the devil happened?"
The salesman looked up through bloodshot eyes and croaked,
"Doesn't that calf have a mother?"
ID: 16540
Animal
1 C A and 4 H A in a M M
1 carbon atom and 4 hydrogen atoms in a methane molecule!
ID: 17520
Animal
Q: How do you shoot a blue elephant?
A: With a blue elephant gun.
ID: 11227
Animal
Q: When is a black dog not a black dog?
A: When its a grey hound.
ID: 5125
Animal
A dog is a man's best friend because it gives no advice, never tries to borrow money, and has no in-laws.
ID: 16538
Animal
Can you decipher this phrase?
ED
CROWD
Over crowded: [CROWD over ED].
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