ID: 16048
Animal
Can you decipher this phrase?
SMOKE
G
Go up in smoke!
ID: 16046
Animal
Can you decipher this phrase?
DOG
THE
The underdog!
ID: 17523
Animal
Q: How do you shoot a purple elephant?
A: Paint him red, hold his trunk shut until he turns blue, and then shoot him with the blue elephant gun.
ID: 17806
Animal
When was the price of milk the highest?
When the cow jumped over the moon.
ID: 12848
Animal
Outside of a dog, a book is probably man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
ID: 16809
Animal
Which word is the odd one out:
football polo badminton baseball golf tennis cricket billiards rugby
Badminton.
This is the only sport which does not use a ball, it uses a shuttlecock.
ID: 12951
Animal
Some small ads that didn't quite come out right on paper -
For Sale. Three canaries of undermined sex.
For Sale - Eight puppies from a German Shepherd and an Alaskan Hussy.
Great Dames for sale.
Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.
2 female Boston Terrier puppies, 7 wks old, Perfect markings, 555-1234. Leave mess.
Lost: small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered. Like one of the family.
ID: 18119
Animal
Breaking News! Daisy the Dalmation is entering the presidential election along with Mitt Romney and Barack Obama.Right now we are going to hear her campaign speech.
" Voting for your next president will be very difficult to chose so let me make it easier. You can vote for the white guy or the black guy. You vote for me you get both.!"
ID: 17698
Animal
Why did the duck cross the road?
Because the chicken was on holiday.
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