ID: 15157
Animal
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: SSCCRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHH...thump.
We shall never know...
ID: 8307
Animal
Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
A: Because the chicken had the day off!
ID: 1131
Animal
The sky was dark
the moon was high
all alone
just her and I
Her hair was so soft
Her eyes so blue
I knew just what
she wanted to do
her skin so soft
her legs so fine
I ran my fingers
down her spine
I didn't know how
But I tried my best
I started by placing
my hand on her breast
I remember my fear
My fast beating heart
but slowly she spread
her legs apart,
and when I did it
I felt no shame
and all at once
the white stuff came
At last it's finished
it's all over now
my first time ever
at milking a cow
ID: 9302
Animal
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don't know, ask the chicken!
ID: 8509
Animal
Two cows were in a field grazing.
First cow says, "MOO."
Second cow says, "You asshole, I was gonna say that."
ID: 4387
Animal
There was once a very stupid parrot that could only say: "Who's there?"
So one fine evening, while its owner was out shopping, the gas delivery man arrived at the door. He pressed the door bell and waited for the door to be opened.
At that moment, the parrot said: "Who's there?"
The man then promptly replied: "Gas delivery man."
The parrot then spoke: "Who's there?"
The man then repeated himself again.
After several hours, the owner returned home. He was shocked to find a man outside his door, foaming in his mouth.
Puzzled, he said:" Who's that?" A voice from inside the house replied: "Gas delivery man."
ID: 5054
Animal
What do you call a flying skunk?
A smell-icopter
ID: 7574
Animal
Why do Chickens have no breast?
Cause the Rooster has no hands!
ID: 10768
Animal
What do snakes use for birth control?
An Anacondom!
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