ANIMAL

ID: 2020

Animal

This is Meant to be Funny in a Stupid Way Again

Where does Batman's goldfish live ?


In the BAT-TUB!! ahahaha...

ID: 17687

Animal

Why Does a Duck Cross the Street?

Why does a duck cross the street?
Because it was the chicken's and turkey's day off.

ID: 7022

Animal

A Man and His Love

A man and his love had a terrible spat:
She scratched his face and he knocked her flat;
She spat at him and he threw her around;
She jumped from behind and he fell to the ground.
How sad to see such trouble as that...

Between a man and his household cat!

ID: 11150

Animal

Cafe

Once, my parents were driving, and they wanted a cup of tea, so they drove to a cafe. When they ordered, a horse walked in and sat at the table across from them. The horse then ordered a cup of coffe. My parents thought it was a bit strange, so they asked the waitress if this was normal, and the waitress said, "No, he usually orders lemonade."

ID: 6145

Animal

The Animal Loan

Q: What do you call it, when a bison gets a loan?
A: A Buffa-loan!

ID: 946

Animal

Cat Dictionary

A cat's dictionary.

Purring: Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.

Purrverse: Poem about a strange kitty.

Purranoia: The fear that your cat is up to something.

Human Being: Automatic door opener for cats.

Purrpetual: Everlasting love for domesticated felines.

Purrson: A male kitty.

Purrpetual motion: A kitty playing.

ID: 5183

Animal

FROGS

Q:What happens when two frogs collide?
A: They get tongue tied

Q: How does a frog feel when he has a broken leg?
A: Unhoppy

Q: What happens when you mix a frog with a bathtub scrubby-mit?
A: A rubbit

Q: Why did the frog read Sherlock Holmes?
A: He liked a good croak and dagger

Q: What happened to the frog's car when his parking permit expired?
A: It got toad

ID: 284

Animal

Charging Rhino

How do you keep a Rhino from charging?

Take away its credit card.

ID: 59

Animal

The Donkey

What do you call a donkey with one leg?
A wonky donkey

What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye?
A winky wonky donkey

What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye making love?
A bonky winky wonky donkey

What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye, making love while breaking wind?
A stinky bonky winky wonky donkey

What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye, making love while
breaking wind, wearing blue suede shoes?
A honky tonky stinky bonky winky wonky donkey

What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye, making love while
breaking wind, wearing blue suede shoes and playing piano?
A plinky plonky honky tonky stinky bonky winky wonky donkey

What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye, making love while
breaking wind, wearing blue suede shoes, playing piano and driving a truck?
Bloody talented!

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