ID: 16504
Animal
What does a dog do in your backyard that you don't want to step in?
Dig a hole.
If you step in the hole, you might twist your ankle!
ID: 16632
Animal
Can You Decipher This Phrase?
BALLBBALLABALLSBALLKBALLEBALLTBALL
Basket Balls!
ID: 17688
Animal
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because chickens weren't invented yet.
ID: 17524
Animal
Q: How many elephants will fit into a Mini?
A: Four: Two in the front, two in the back.
ID: 14599
Animal
A guy was walking around town with a frog growing out of his head. Another man walks up to him and ask him, "What happened to you?"
The frog answered, "Well, it started as a wart on my ass."
ID: 16944
Animal
Mr. Lwin was staring at the cage in the zoo, watching the great cat pace back and forth.
"I wonder what the tiger would say if it could talk," he said to the zookeeper.
The zookeeper replied, "It would probably say, 'Hey dummy, I'm a cheetah!"
ID: 15160
Animal
Q: Where does a blackbird go for a drink?
A: To a crow bar.
ID: 14716
Animal
A motorist, driving by a Texas ranch, hit and killed a calf that was crossing the road. The driver went to the owner of the calf and explained what had happened. He then asked what the animal was worth.
"Oh, about $200 today," said the rancher. "But in six years it would have been worth $900, so $900 is what I'm out."
The motorist sat down and wrote out a check and handed it to the farmer.
"Here," he said, "is the check for $900. It's postdated six years from now."
ID: 16488
Animal
What is represented by this?
HEAR T
Broken heart!
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